trans rights! duh!

nb they/them - im valid forever babey !!!

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

[demilypyro]

it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

[adachi]

I had someone ask me "where are the pokemon cards" and I tried to direct her to the kids section and she got really indignat and went "no. Pokemon cards. Theyre like, collectibles" and I had to go No I know what those are. Those are kids playing cards. Kids section

[adachi]

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

[adachi]

Pivotal information I think everyone should know: this was at a thrift store

[fuckyeahsapphics]

[death-420]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[sillysayaka]

dear dire

[yokolate]

Ki ni Natteru Hito ga Otoko Janakatta (January 2027)

[shock]

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

[papayajuan2019]

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

[teobug]

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[ritahayworrth]

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

[ritahayworrth]

link to article

[loveridden1999]

maybe it's me being a brown woman but i can't comprehend how & why people treat having a racist phase as a teenager as smth okay or a norm

[phruxx]

it's def not good but treating people who got better like they're still shitty people is a good way to make them turn back into shitty people

[loveridden1999]

[postergirlfornothing]

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]

[defrogatory]

i love blaming the brain eating amoeba

[defrogatory]

we can't go to the lake. on account of the brain eating amoeba. yeahhhhh sorry. 😬

[defrogatory]

you shouldn't keep a raccoon as a pet. yeah. brain eating amoeba again 🦠

[defrogatory]

you like oysters?? ough..... beware the brain eating amoeba

[segamascott]

[segamascott]