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Leah | 18 | She/her | Unrealistic Expectations for guys (thank you marvel)

[captainmarvel42]

Try Again - Chapter 1

Rated: E

Summary: Rey looked at her reflection in her phone camera and wiped away the mascara that had smudged at the edges. Her eyes were glassy and somewhat puffy, but that could be attributed to the cold night air. She combed her hair with her fingers, fixing it as best as she could. 

That would have to be good enough. 

After Snap dumps Rey for not liking anal sex, Ben drunkenly tells her that she would like it with him. She can't stop thinking about it.

[bottom4lana]

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

This scene represents every straight-gay interaction ever

[matt-t-deactivated20160615]

[gothicprep]

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

[huelebicho-deactivated20210101]

Let her continue

[maeborowski]

[viscraeldeactivated1]

i dont remember when i made this

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

I’m Marie Claire

[wikketkrikket]

So you know this scene...

I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?

Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.

So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.

It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?

A mystery.

[nomadicpixel]

@wikketkrikket - This is brilliant.  I accept this as cannon until proven otherwise. 

[emmaduerrewatson]

Sebastian Stan photographed for “August Man” Malaysia’s April 2016

[parkerpunology]

[ghost-roads]

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

[ppolkadotty]

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

[guccipparker]

a concept: drunk history except its the marvel cast retelling infinity war

[jonbutter]

me when a character in a disney/pixar movie turns out to be evil all along even tho they’ve been doing that same twist for the past 10 yrs

[my-business-is-green]

Antoni, this has gone too far

[julianemoore]

me all the time vs me experiencing something of minimum danger

[mockingbirdie]

the rest of my brain:

[fur-bies-deactivated20180106]

i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again

[dracota]

You never peeled a furby?

[systlin]

What the absolute fuck

[gaybybirth]

He’s a god