remarkably, yours

i suppose you should have remembered that smoking kills • adult

[montied]

i want to do every activity ever but at the same time i want to never do anything again. you get it.

[sin-aestheticx]

this email finds me snarling and baring my teeth, actually

[ceaselesswatching]

listening to the evil civil service podcast on my way to my (less) evil civil service job

[lmaonade]

hi guys i not even tired at all :) *slips on a banana’s peel and slides directly into my bed under the blankets and

[toddsolondz]

STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[ceaselesswatching]

i think the biggest difference between 12 year old me and 22 year old me is that they were chronicling fictional characters and im chronicling one (1) person i know irl

[only-tiktoks]

[reblogonalog]

[yume-fanfare]

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

[paperjoshi]

what the fuck is a time knife

[bramblepatch]

[strawberrylovely]

[gaytanic-panic]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Is there a source on this or is it just speculation

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4

[we-love-gaming]

[babblingfishes]

POST CHANGELOG 2021-04-04:

no longer violates the geneva convention

[pikky126]

[catgirlforeskin]

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[ceaselesswatching]

mumbles something something the difference between misa getting her memories back and just being happy and light getting his back and screaming like a part of him is being torn apart blah blah blah

[ceaselesswatching]

the death note canonically can't affect anyone under 780 days which is rly fucking funny. that isn't like a milestone or anything it's 2yrs 50 days. and then kira can just get your ass