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Pilots/Drivers growing bonds with their ships/cars is a very human thing. And I bet that aliens would be so confused as to why their human pilot refuses to let their ship blow up.

#aliens #humans in space #space australians #space

As much as I loved ‘Three Robots’, I loved ‘Sonnie’s Edge’ so much more.

#love death and robots #sonnie's edge #khanivore #sonnie #beast #cuddly

All these posts about aliens make me realize that a majority of the space-esque games/movies are incorrect about humans.

Meaning that games/movies should start referencing these posts on how humans are portrayed upon first contact with "aliens". And how further interaction would go.

#aliens #space australia #earth #space australians #space

I had the strangest dream last night.

Um... Basically, it involved this group of friends I no longer associate with.

But we travelled to a hotel of sorts. And honestly, I don't think it was a hotel. Seeing as it had some sort of market on the first floor.

Anyways, the people I was with each got their own room, two of the guys got the same room, and as we explored the hotel, there were these two other guys who looked exactly like them. Except they didn't.

For example, one of the guys had a pudgier face, and a smaller nose. And he wore an outfit that looked fancier than what his look-alike wore.

Ah, another thing, this blonde-ish guy, a delivery driver, if I remember. He was trying to get to the floor where all the 100-199 rooms were located, but the stairs went on forever, and there was no elevator. We must have gone down at least four storeys from the market floor.

I have no idea what this means, I just wanted to share. It was strange. And I have no clue how I remember this, especially since it's been nine and a half hours since I had the dream.

#dream story #i'm not sure

Aliens again...

Can you imagine an alien species having actually studied humans, and the things that make them happy?

Like, an alien comes to Earth fully prepared to meet human pets, such as dogs, and cats. But they come across the only human who has a pet bird, or spider, iguana, chameleon, etc.

Now they have no idea what to do, because they just wanted to pet a dog, just to see how soft it would be.

I mean, G'ath had been extremely disappointed by seeing a scaly creature that was similar to their own Toontu beast. "This creature displeases me. Is it carnivorous? The Toontu beasts back home would scavenge on our dead bodies if we weren't careful." G'ath didn't want that to happen here. :(

#aliens #humans are weird #human pet #he just wanted a puppy #but the beans #toe beans

Elrond should have yeeted Isildur like Frodo yeeted Gollum.

#lotr #elrond #frodo baggins #lord of the rings #isildur #gollum #smeagol

Aight. My parents and I are watching School of Rock, with Jack Black.

And the more I watch it, the more I realize that these two are so similar;

I know not exactly, but it's close enough.

#school of rock #jack black #barley lightfoot #onward

To those of you who have no idea what's going on:

Captain this.

#markiplier #crankgameplays #apocalypto 12 #caption this #i can't explain this

I'm watching Markiplier Makes, yeah? I'm sure other people have talked about this. But I've come across the cake video. I'd just like to share some images:

This is the whole image.

And I want to exaggerate on each of their faces:

Here's Ethan completely digsusted by the saliva that shot out of Tyler's mouth.

Then Mark, who's clueless as to what's happening.

And Tyler. Dear Tyler, sir, please tell me what went through your mind during this time. If you look carefully, you can even see the saliva coming out of Tyler's mouth.

#Markiplier #crankgameplays #Apocolypto12 #markipliermakes #they'reallcrackheads #somebodygetthemhelp #gleeking

I made some Billy Hargrove wallpapers. They're for a friend, but I figured what's the harm in sharing with people who love Billy, right?

So here:

#billy hargrove #stranger things #hargrove #he deserved a better redemption #he deserved a proper conversation with max

I just. Pedro (He/Him) Pascal.

#pedro pascal #mando #I'd die for him

I've seen a lot of people talking about Aliens, and how they'd most likely react to humans in seemingly normal situations. BUT, have you considered.

Aliens reacting to humans who are athletic in some way. Such as humans who purposefully throw themselves into the air? Trusting only a small bar hung on two strings. Or ropes. Or whatever.

Or humans that walk on a rope very high in the sky?? Don't even mention skydiving. Or bungee jumping. Or free-climbing.

Like, Gurgen over here is in awe of the human dangling from the ceiling on a "silk rope". As they're calling it. Oh! Help the human! They're going to hurt themselves! They're falling!

But wait, they've caught themselves with their legs? That's the human name for them, correct? This is truly a sight. I'm sure Mantu would enjoy this.

#humans are weird #earth is space australia