Because the trope where humans are kept as exotic pets is just too hot hilarious. Probably will flesh these out into actual scenarios with various bots/put real art into the mix but here’s some tism for now.
I haven’t solidly assigned any of the usernames to who the corresponding bot is but obviously have my own ideas as to who is who. It would be hilarious to hear your takes.
Some NSFW at the end because I can’t help myself.
Welfare
I can’t decide whether we would be seen as extremely hardy like cockroaches or dramatic and they blink and we’re just…
I personally think we’d be a weird mix of the two. Humans are hardy and very adaptable to their environments. Probably fairly easy to keep alive but pet owners can also be unbelievably stupid.
Pets>exotic>humans>welfare
BigBlaster: Hey guys. Just wanted to share that I may have dropped my human when I took them out to clean. Thought they were dead but apparently they’re fine. They broke 14 bones but the vet said they’ll recover.
Wingding00: Get better soon little guy. I went on a mission for a deca-cycle and forgot to leave any water. They were fine though. Came back and found them licking condensation off their tank. Oops.
Revmaxxer: Remember to cup them next time. Easy to forget how fast they are. Mines went missing and I found it an orbital later in a vent. They were shaken up for a while but hey, thought for sure they were gone.
SquishySential09: What the pit. Mines got stuck upside down in the corner of their tank for only a rotation and they were dead. My luck…
XxxSparkEaterxxX: I feel you. Mines managed to gets its servos on energon somehow. It was brutal.
NutsNbolts: Pls don’t laugh it was really traumatising. I dropped the tank on mine when moving it to clean. RIP little guy:(
AFTerparty: oxygen tank turned off. Literally was gone a nanosecond. Smh.
*the rest of the thread is a mix of outrage and other bots sharing the ridiculous ways their humans have managed to escape or die. Many of the entries become memes.*
Psychological reactions
On the other hand we have very intense needs which would be almost impossible to meet. Humans aren’t meant to live in captivity and quickly succumb to zoochosis and it would be near impossible to keep a happy/thriving human. I think the only work around is to provide lots of interaction and stimulus to where the human doesn’t register being a captive daily (but good luck with that)
Pets>exotic>humans>behavioural
AxelGind: so I’ve had my human for a oribtal now. First days were great. They were exploring and playing with me lots. They seemed to sleep more and move less as time went on so I tried to remove them from their nest. It BIT me? It’s never done that but now every time I even try to get near it it’s crouching low and growling at me showing its little denta. Think i might need to rehome if this continues :(
SquishySentinal09: I put a mirror in for mine. Now all it does is rock in front of it chirping all day. It started pulled out its head fur and scratching itself so the vet gave me padded gloves to strap on its servos
MegaPrime69: What are you guys even doing? I take mine everywhere with me and it’s fine? They’re just a little guy. It’s always the owner not the pet…
SpikeSwinger: Slag off. Mines keeps trying to secure its blankets to the bars and offline itself. Glass enclosure is a savour
SpikeSwinger: Ok so it’s been a deca-cycle. Kept banging their helm on the glass. Bought padding. ~Vent~…
WheelinDealin: At least yours doesn’t urinate on EVERYTHING. My whole berth stinks. They’re staring at me while they do it. I swear they’re doing it on purpose >:(
Pet outfits.
I love to think there’s a spectrum of pets kept with no clothing because it’s simply not seen as necessary, to pets given cute outfits to show how much their owners care about them, to owners who absolutely dress their humans up in the most ridiculous outfits they can find for the memes.
Pets>exotic>humans>coverings
MegaPrime69: as a responsible pet owner i would never dress my pet up. Their body systems self regulate and they need full range of motion. Remember, they’re a living thing and not a toy.
RedRevs: Yeah so anyway, look how cute my little one looks. I got tiny custom armour made for them in my colours. They’re a little me!!!
SpikeSwinger: Mines is definitely plotting how to bite through my wiring but look! They’re a little energon cube! Heh heh heh
Revmaxxer: they look uncomfortable. They can’t even move their arms…Aren’t you the same bot who said his human was trying to offline themselves the other day?…
Spike Swinger: …slag off
Revmaxxer: I hope it chews on your spark while you sleep
Enrichment
Humans are a paradox. We hate being bored but we crave routine. We enjoy games and play but as soon as it feels forced or condescending we don’t. We’re also kind of trolls. I see us being a bit like cats in the sense that I don’t care you bought you most expensive human toy you could find, this spare coil is much more interesting. Look i can ping it across the room! We’d also be all up in their business whether they like it or not.
Pets>exotic>humans>Enrichment
SpeedyStreak: that’s it I’m not buying even one more toy for my human. I just spent my last pay check on a climbing frame and they’ve set up a ramp in the corner and are surfing the metal sheet from the box down it.
AFTerparty: I feel you. I bought them a big container to swim in. Every time I put them in it they’re just holding their breath and letting themselves sink to the bottom. They stare at me until I take them out. Their face turned blue one time and they just sat there.
RedRevs: Mines loves my data pad. Every report is covered in doodles and their footprints. I can’t get any work done because they’re just always standing on it. I have a report due tomorrow. Pray for me.
SquishySentinal09: Have you considered getting them their own one? Seems like an obvious solution
RedRevs: Yes,owll They refyyyyyuse to use it. They’re standing on mine as typee thios nowwpppp
MegaPrime69: I’m telling you guys. I literally just take mine everywhere. Never had even one problem.
Food
I cant see cybertronians having a great sense of taste. I do however think they would be able to understand from our biology and evolution that we love sugar. This leads to bland, gross nutritional food and lots of yummy treats and I’m sure you can see where the problems would arise.
Pets>exotic>humans>nutrition
WheelinDealin: posting here again because I don’t know what to do and nothing is working. They’re still refusing to eat. Help.
XxxSparkEaterxxX: Mines had this issue so I just give them lots of those treat tubes. Look how happy this guy is.
WingDing00: …that human is morbidly obese. You’re going to kill it
XxxSpikeEaterxxX: Don’t be rude! You’re going to hurt their feelings. I’d know if my pet was unhappy or ill and they’re always smiling and reaching for me.
WingDing00: Humans can’t read dumbaft. Of course it’s happy, you’re stuffing them with sucrose.
GoldenBlaze: Ignore those guys. Just hold it down and force the pellets into their mouth. You need to cover their nose and mouth to make them swallow though.
WheelinDealin: …I think I’ll just try a different brand…again ~vent~
AxelGrind: Yeah definitely ignore those guys. No more treats for me. Mines turned feral. Woke up to them out of their cage and tearing everything on my desk apart looking for them.
Habitat
As with any pet care, I think the enclosures that they would use would drastically vary dependant on income, education, and unfortunately how much they care. On one end of the spectrum you’d have large terrariums with multiple biomes, programmable weather, and access to running water. On the other end of the spectrum you’d have the equivalent of a goldfish bowl with some cloths and soft things dumped inside. Generally I think bars would be avoided by even bad owners because they’re too easy for us to escape from or shove our heads through and get stuck.
Pets>exotic>humans>Enclosures
MegaPrime69: Set a rainstorm to go off last night. I didn’t know they liked the rain so much. I’ve attached a clip.
AxelGrind: Aw. It looks like they’re dancing:3
SpinnyBlade: Look at mines. It’s pressing its face up against the wall hee hee
WingDing00: Um. is it inside an energon cube? That’s…
SpinnyBlade: Oh sorry. Let me just wade through my giant stockpile of shanix so I can buy a whole planet to put it on. You’re right.
WingDing00: Here’s a link to a cheap one
SpinnyBlade: here’s a link to all the bots that asked you slagger
Sentience
I imagine there’s a growing group of bots trying to argue against human pet keeping and protest that they’re sentient creatures. They’re not taken very seriously and most bots shut them down by saying they just want to frag them. I imagine it’s a hot topic though. There’s definitely bots who like to touch and frag their humans. Probably more closeted than they would ever guess. There’s probably sites dedicated to it that keep getting shut down.
Pets>exotic>humans>News
SpeedyStreak: ayo. Anyone see the article yesterday about the bot found fragging his human? Heard he was charged.
BigBlaster: Yikes. I heard at work today there’s a bot trying to declare his his conjunx. Some bolts loose in the helm I think
RedRevs: Don’t offline me but to be fair, sometimes when mines looks at me it’s a bit uncanny. Wouldn’t be surprised if laws change in a long time.
BigBlaster: I’m calling the troopers. Nasty aft.
RedRevs: IM NOT FRAGGING MY HUMAN IM JUST SAYING. You can’t say they don’t seem to have quite a lot of intelligence. I swear mines is trying to copy the words I say
BigBlaster: They said they’re on their way to arrest you right now and put you in jail forever
NutsNBolts: not saying I agree with you red, but I put something over their enclosure when I frag myself ngl. The staring was making me uncomfortable
Bonus:
ValvePlug.com>aliens>humans
SystemShock: i can’t believe how wet their valves get. So easily too. Here’s more close ups I promised
ArielAssault: nice. Good work on those again. Your photos are always so high def. None to share today but reminder to everybot to clean them after fun. Mines developed a weird skin reaction overnight from my fluids.
TrueBlue0: rookie mistake. Anywhere he’s a clip I found of some wire play. Still too nervous to let mine under my plates myself. That would be some way to be found by the troopers.
SpinnyBlade: GUYS HELP. mines has crawled deep in my valve and I can’t get it out. What do I do?! I’m panicking but it also feels kind of good ngl?
MeshMaster: anyway mines learned the word frag and now it’s all they say. Who am I to say no?
TrueBlue0: tables have been turned then heh heh. Mines just presents to me with their aft in the air. Other times they get a bit huffy but I think they’re having fun
ArielAssault: mines pokes my biolights when they flash like some kind of reaction time test
MegaaaaPriiime: cute. Mines likes to stare at my spark when I play with them.
ArielAssault: …why’s your spark out?
MegaaaaPriiime: who are you? The troopers
SystemShock: reminder I’ll be taking paid commissions tomorrow for my next clips. You know where to donate.
MeshMaster: think you will ever get your spike inside them? I bet they could take it Shock. I’d pay good money to see. Even just the tip.
SpinnyBlade: yeah thanks for all the help guys. 3 whole breems it was in there. You all suck.
Bots that have a human fetish definitely are fixated on getting their human to ride their alt mode. They get off on their human being confused as to why their bots want to take them so many places.
I can also see them showing their human off like trophies. They avoid making it too obvious as to not scare off their human. They'll have them sit on their shoulder while they're walking around. They'll make sure their human is visible in their alt mode when passing other bots. They buy their human accessories that aren't necessarily inherently possessive (at least in human culture they have come to learn).
I know it was just posted but can we get more human pets with the transformers? And maybe some valveplug/spice with it to?
Of course ♥️ I was going to do some headcanons but here’s a whole ass novel I was possesssed to write lol. Sorry it’s a bit of a text wall, tumblr wasn’t happy with the length. You didn’t specify any bot in particular so I hope it’s okay I went with Sides (he asked nicely for attention :3)
Sideswipe x fem!Reader
Warnings: smut, very questionable morals, heavy Sunny judgement
You scowl as it comes up to the desk, crouching to smile down at you, wiggling a finger. You roll your eyes, twisting to sit facing the opposite side, now staring at the wall. The big robot makes the same noise over and over, the one that had become annoying familiar now. You hesitated to even call it a language. A mix of clicks, glitches, revs, and warbling. Most often, though, it made that same rumbling purr. One that reminded you of the drone of a heavy engine, or a purring of a cat. Huffing, you hesitate before twisting around to glare at it again. Its face lights up, weird teeth on display and the noise grows louder. You study it just like it seems to be studying you. Its face looks metallic and hard but somehow it emotes and expresses itself in an uncanny familiar way. Its body is plated in gaudy red, dark mesh visible at joints and seams. Of course AI robots would be the thing to torture humans forever. Could have seen that coming, you guess.
You regret your decision when it seems to take your staring as an invitation. It reaches out, sliding the lid open and bends to look directly down at you. Its hand is in the tank, flat on the substrate and its fingers are curling as if to beckon you closer. You glare up at it, making a point of scooting further away from it. The hand is sliding towards you, still flat in invitation, until it’s prodding your thigh and you turn around, sticking your tongue out. It makes a chuffing sound, shoulders rising and falling. Laughing?
It doesn’t seem to matter anyway as the hand curls around you, hoisting you into the air. Now held right in front of its face, you watch its lips move as it seems to be cooing and talking to you. You feel queasy seeing what looks like a tongue and throat inside of its mouth. God, if this ends in robot vore you’re going to be so pissed. The sounds of the heavy doors sliding opens draws your attention and you kick and push with your legs, struggling to see who’s come in. You ignore the red one as it seems to panic, other hand cupping around you too as if you’re going to squirm out and splat like a hamster. Oh. It’s the gold one again. The same one that seems to live here too, sleeping at night on bed on the opposite side of the room to red. He’s leaning against the doorframe, arms crossed and his voice is monotone and bored sounding. Red throws his head back, rolling his eyes and responds. Once the door slides shut, other robot gone, he lowers you back into the glass cage and slides the lid back into place. You pretend not to watch as he rushes around and gathers his things. He crouches again, waving a finger at you, that you pretend not to notice, before he’s leaving out the same door. You hold your middle fingers up at him as soon as his back is turned.
Sunny groans. They’re not even half way through the evening and his brother has spoken about nothing other than his weird flesh pet. He hadn’t even wanted that thing in their berth but had eventually agreed upon realisation that it would be the only way to stop Sides from whining about it constantly. If he’d known it would open him to a whole not pit of being shown photos, and videos, and forum posts all day he never would have agreed.
“And then today Revs tried to bite me when I changed the water. It’s was so cute.”
“Revs?” He vents.
“Yeah. She’s always making that little growling noise when I pick her up. Revs.”
He spots the bar up ahead and turns to his twin, about to ask who else will be there.
“Oh. I forgot to say, I’ve ordered some new stuff for her. I know I promised to keep everything to my side but maybe I could just use one of your desk drawers-“
“No.”
“But sunny I-“
“Primus Sides. I just want one night where I can go and have a drink and not hear about your weird little pocket primate. Drop it.”
He instantly feels a wash of guilt at his brother’s dejected look, his shoulders slumping and preds dragging as they enter.
“Look. Maybe try actually speaking to a a femme tonight. At least have a normal conversation with our friends. You need company. It’s not healthy to sit in your berth all day playing games and obssessing over an animal.”
Sides shakes his head but gives Sunny a thumbs up and they make their way over to the table, their friends calling to them and lifting their drinks.
There isn’t much to do when they leave. You did have a ball on the first day, until you had lined up your shot and booted it right at his face. Turns out your coordination was fine and dandy. He’d come back wearing a covering on the eye you’d nailed with it. You’d tried not to feel guilty when he’d come over, smiling and waving at you as soon as he returned. Now, you found yourself sleeping when you could and when you found yourself alone, you masturbated furiously. Chasing any and all dopamine and endorphins you could. Seems like that’s what you’ll be doing tonight, you guess.
They come back some hours later and you whine as the room lights up, waking you. You’d cum 3 times before getting bored and falling asleep curled up in your blanket nest. You wince at the feeling of your half dried fluids, sticking to your mound and thighs. It’s not long before they’re both in their respective beds, lights out once more. You sigh, staring at the ceiling, unable to get back to sleep. A noise catches your attention and your head lolls to the side. It’s red. His back is turned to you but the low glow of its headlight eyes lights its frame enough for you to see him moving. You sit up, squinting in the dark, leaning forward to see what he’s doing. You can barely make out an arm moving rhythmically and straining to listen, you pick up on low grunting clicks leaving its mouth Your face flushes when it pieces together.
He- yes ok definitely a he - is jerking off and you’re watching like a freak. You flip again on your back, but you can’t seem to fight your head from turning to keep watching. A depraved heat clenches around core, hypnotising your fingers down your chest, your stomach, your hips, and your mouth falls open when they spread you open and sinks into your sticky opening. It’s so wrong. So fucked. You’re definitely not into your stupid robot owner but you guess you’ll take what you can get after being branded as an involuntary celibate for so long. Whenever your eyes slide shut as you circle your clit and rock your fingers inside yourself, you snap them back open to watch him now rocking his hips along with the tugging of his arm. You call it morbid curiosity.
Eyes rolled back now, you’re so so close. You wonder if you’ll cum at the same time. You wonder why you even thought that. You don’t immediately notice when he stops. You do notice, however, when he pushes himself to sit up, legs on the floor and hand rubbing at his face. You rip your hand from yourself and want to cry. Of course you couldn’t even just have this. He makes that sound like a sigh and sits there for a moment and the sight of whatever you call the thing between his legs has your jaw slack. It’s giant and as alien as it is, you know a cock when you see one. You pull the blankets over yourself to hide, leaving a gap big enough to watch as he slumps towards the desk, his dick still at attention and swinging with each step. He rummages in one of the desk drawers, but stops before he can pull out whatever freaky toys he owns. Probably a industrial magnet, you bet. You hear him venting deeply. Once, then twice. You see his glowing eyes lift to your enclosure and you close your eyes, doing your best sleeping impression. The lid slides over and your act is foiled when a giant finger prods at you. A soft yelp escapes you in surprise and it falls to a growl when the blankets are tugged right off of you. He leans closer, face inside the cage, and vents again. You glower at him, cheeks burning, as you try to read his expression. His brows are furrowed, eyes filled with an intensity you haven’t seen before.
It should have been unsurprising really when he scoops you up, yet again. Holding you close. You wonder who the fuck plays with their hamster while rock solid downstairs, and the thought has your eyes flickering down to glance at it. It’s totally involuntary. What is surprising is what he’s making his way back to his metal slab of a bed and laying back down, on his back this time. You raise an eyebrow at him as he deposits you on his chest. He smiles, petting your head with a finger. You feel every deep inhale he’s taking, feel him holding it, then his chest falling as he releases it. You’ve never noticed him breathing before so it makes you consider how much about him you really know. Seems like the big guy really needs a lot of air after all. He’s being greedy with it. Acting like he’s trying to suck all the oxygen out of the room. The bastard. His finger moves to your side and you let out a gasp, then a giggle, body folding to the side when it jabs you right in the tickley part of your waist. His eyes widen in surprise at your reaction, mouth twisting into a soft smile. He lifts his other hand and does your other side, letting out his own version of a laugh as you contort the other way, giggling and batting at the finger. You want to be angry, but honestly it’s been so long since you’ve been touched that it’s feeding the starving pit inside of you that’s been eating you alive. Always so lonely. His finger moves and pokes on your chest, pushing you to lean back. You do so, hands behind to prop yourself up, and legs in front. His fingers prod again but he’s at your feet and your toes curl, cursing internally at him finding yet another tickley place, hoping this won’t be your new torture. He seems to stare at your toes as they flex and curl, a softness lighting up his his face. Prodding at you again, he’s trying to get you to lift your legs. You refuse to move them, giving him a withering look. He gives you the most pathetic desperate face in return and you roll your eyes, spreading your legs and bending them on either side of you. You refuse to look at him as the air hits your slit, missing the way his eyes zero straight onto this new part of you. You consider that he’s completely clueless to your anatomy. Probably just curious and bored. The thought melts from you as a giant, warm metal finger prods at your cunt and you jump. He coos, petting your head to soothe you until you slump and relax again and he tries again.
Using both his fingers, he’s trying to spread you open, leaning his head forward trying to get a closer view. They’re too bulky to be able to do the job though, and you see his brow knitted in concentration as he keeps trying. Fuck it. You shoo his fingers away and before he can go back to trying to placate you, thinking you’re scared, you use your own hand and spread your lips, exposing your opening. You want to hate the hunger he stares at it with, but instead it has your walls fluttering around air. How long has it been since anyone’s looked at you like that? You thought nobody ever would again. Watching him watching you, you bite your lip and sink a finger inside, jumping when he lets out a rumble. You slide it back out, smiling as you bring it to to your mouth. Slowing, making sure you make a show it, you lick your tongue along the digit before sliding it into your mouth and suckle your juices from it. Faster than you can process, he’s got you in his palm again and he’s bringing you up to his face. He drops you on his mouth and suddenly the horror of robot vore is back at the forefront of your mind but instead of opening it and letting you tumble inside, he cracks it enough to stick out a tongue. His fingers tugging you down at the hips is all the encouragement you need as you lower yourself against it and begin to rock your hips. He lets out another rumble and you are thankful you’re facing down him as you watch his hand find his cock, wrapping around it and pumping. Closer now, you can see more of it. There’s bundles of wiring intersecting along the shaft, dipping in and out. Along the length are also rows of little red lights, all pulsing on and off, glinting like a landing strip. The thing itself seems a mix of mesh seams and thin strips of metal plating. The tip is tapered like a hentai tentacle and, holy shit, you can’t stop staring. Riding harder against his tongue, your clit grinding against it with every tilt of your hips, you know it’s not going to take you long. It seems with the speed he’s fisting himself he’s having the same problem. He’s helping you along, wriggling his tongue and you let’s put a long keening whine as your hips jerk and shudder, squirting and drooling onto him, and it seems to be enough to send him over the edge too. His hips snap, thrusting up to his hand as he rides it out, blue fluids spurting from, and oozing down his length. You’re transfixed as you realise it has a faint glow to it in the dark. Your legs feel like wet noodles as you turn, looking back to find his eyes are closed, venting in quick bursts, tongue back in his mouth.
You’re wondering if this is how you’re going to spend the while night, sitting there on a giant robot face in the dark when his eyes snap back open and he’s scooping you up again in his palm. Carrying you downwards, towards that monster alien dick. The fact it’s still rock hard both horrifies and amazes you. He holds you near the base and it’s almost giving you vertigo to look up it. Your breath quickens when he brings his hand closer, worried he’s going to squash you with it but, with relief, you realise he’s simply cupping you against it. Your thighs are spread wide to straddle around it, and your hands come up to poke at one of those blinking lights. It twitches against you when you do and it makes you giggle. Growing bolder, your hand strokes along it until you meet wire. You tangle your fingers into them, feeling him shiver under you and you give a light tug. His hips thrust up at that, and his cock slides against the length of your entire body. The fluids coating it seems to make it slippery enough that it didn’t give you friction burn at least. Your other hand traces along him to and you gasp when he begins to rock his hips, using you in his hand like a human fleshlight. You tighten the grip of your thighs, tilting until your own cunt is pressed against him. He groans at the little whimpers and breathy noises leaving you as he slides you along his length. He knows he’s not going to last long again, head falling back.
He yells. You flinch at the noise. He’s staring up, frozen. You crane your own neck. The gold one is looming over him, staring with a horrified look, mouth slack.
Sunny grabs his wrist and pulls the hand holding you towards him, away from his spike. He doesn’t even fight, still frozen.
You squeal as you’re yanked up in a tight grip, and carried back to the desk. You’re all but flung back into your cage, the lid slammed with enough force to make you jump and cower as the gold bot is shouting, you presume at the red one. Whatever he’s saying sounds angry, as he jabs a finger at the other’s face. Red looks horrified and his hands are in the air in a surrender as he cringes, shrinking at the others words. The gold one throws his own hands up and he storms back to his own side, throwing himself with a clang onto his bed again. You turn to look at Red who looks embarrassed and dejected. He catches your gaze and gives you that little finger wave. You, for the first time, wave back. He gives a soft smile, almost guilty looking, and with that he lays back down, his back turned to you. Curling back into the nest of blankets, you try to slow your hammering heart. You sigh, back at square one. Awake and staring at the ceiling. And again, alone.
• Whumpee who completely dissociates and becomes almost a different person during intimacy
• Whumpee, who has been trained by their master/mistress to become aroused and thusly "warmed up" off their own musk and pheromones
• Whumpee who, when near their laptop (and maybe headset) immediately begins to execute trained behaviors to get ready for their voyeuristic Whumper
• Whumpee who asks their caretaker for permission to shift to get more comfortable because Whumper got them so used to holding poses for hours
• Whumpee who is protective of the collar their ex master made them wear. They sleep with it protectively held against their chest and have dried tears on their cheeks. They resent their Whumper but are protective of everything that ties them to Whumper
• Whumpee who gives verbal consent as a formality through tears because they know they have no choice but to please Whumper
• Whumpee continuing to obey commands when left on their own even against their comfort because they're in for it if they've moved or dressed. They never know when Whumper will return so they remain alert and obedient as they shudder from their exposed body and sinking loneliness that maybe this time they really did get abandoned
• Whumpee so obsessed with and brainwashed by Whumper that Whumper's voice gives them a sense of euphoria as if it were a substance. They live for that voice and do anything just to hear, "Good boy/girl. That's my sweet pet"
• Whumpee with a high alcohol tolerance because their Whumper (very fond of drink) always made them drink to excess while training them. When they're drunk while in the care of their caretaker they insist on staying on the floor because "that's where they belong." When their tolerance dies down they still have a bizarre fondness for alcohol because drinking together with Whumper was the only time they felt like they were an equal to Whumper and every time they drink they wonder how life would have been if they were still with Whumper
• Whumpee forced to watch Whumper dote on someone when they've been neglected heavily and starved for attention. They want to be the object of Whumper's affection even though they know it'd only end badly