don’t message me please

i’m nb and gay sorry.

[ferricadooza]

hiiiiii if u see this can you please tell me what your comfort tv show is

[funkyness]

getting rickrolled made me angry but getting stickbugged is so pleasant….

[rhysthereblogged]

How do you feel about getting gnomed

[funkyness]

FUCK that gnome

[sillayangel]

[gymleaderclemont-moved-deactiva]

[funkyness]

[binnii]

i wish i was born a dude my life would be so much fucking easier and i wouldn’t hate myself so much probably lmao.

[cowpokeprose]

When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?

[ravens-play-exy-too]

[tomiecult]

rb this with your ethnicity/where you’re from + at what age you got your ears pierced

[yourocdoeswhat]

What’s your typical OC. Mine is a bisexual with dark hair n eyes

[snootbag-deactivated20201213]

[greysblues]

what temperature do u consider cold and where do u live? 👀

[dhauwjwncjsiwnxn]

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

[crutchie-morris]

reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know

[eroscestlavie]

Church basement aesthetics:

Hot cocoa in a Styrofoam cup but there’s not enough room in the cup for a full packet of hot cocoa so it’s either too strong or too weak

A piano that hasn’t been played since the 1980s

A room that’s always closed and has adults talking behind it but you’re not quite sure who they are or if they ever leave

Donuts that you’re not allowed to eat

Scented markers and multicolored craft sticks in an old basket

Veggie tales on VHS and two rolling tvs on ancient tv stands

A room behind another room that has christmas decorations in it

This table:

that one bitch who’s always always wearing tights and a dress even though the basement never gets above like 55 degrees 

Dusty ass bibles and one lone dusty ass hymnal

Old programs for concerts, baptisms, events, and VBS printed with black ink on colored 8.5″x11″ paper folded in half 

Little acrylic bead craft projects in the shapes of lizards or cats that some girl made at church camp and forgot to take home 

Glitter but not in the joyful gay way

Moms in fleece 

[binnii]

the swedes, sissy, and harlan are the best new characters i swear to god. and they did ben SO dirty i hate it here.

[binnii]

okay whose OC is lila and why did the writing team include her lmao.

[binnii]

is it bad that i really want a pretty lady to stab me but like. in a sensual way.

[binnii]

this is not a euphemism for sex, i just want to dramatically lock eyes with someone as they plunge a knife into my cheat.

[binnii]

is it bad that i really want a pretty lady to stab me but like. in a sensual way.

[sirfrogsworth]

[blogging-phelddagrif]

[euo]

do people miss me I can’t imagine myself as a person others think about