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Stranger Things
hello vonnie

Andulka
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pixel skylines
dirt enthusiast
Cosmic Funnies
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Game of Thrones Daily

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@bio-ship
@billy-babe
The fucked up thing is that Texas actually looks like this
damn ok lake superior
Ok yeah that lake is superior
I forgot I made a couple of mini vine compilations when they announced the end of vine
i don’t know how vine so perfectly encapsulated the best of humanity but that was a weird time
It was a better time
ANGELA BASSETT as QUEEN RAMONDA in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever ↳ dir. Ryan Coogler
pikachu is drowning
This ain't about him
writing smut like
how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?
and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use
tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick
tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft
tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus
tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood
tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie
tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun
tier 3 (clinical,
too formal, but not cheesy):
groin, penis, phallus
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
#so they’re just gonna walk away from each other with the wrong gift and person
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY S02E14, Valentine’s Day
You are a good man with a good heart, and it's hard for a good man to be a king.
Black Panther (2018) dir Ryan Coogler
Young Justice Relationships
i love unfiltered & uncensored conversations. like no topic is off limits.
live for those
i love unfiltered & uncensored conversations. like no topic is off limits.
live for those