procrastination station

you can call me lyn | (avatar courtesy of @ngoziu) | the occasional ramblings of a very queer woman who'd much rather be a storyteller than a lawyer. usually the most hype about: the uswnt/woso, the WNBA, and star trek: voyager. | [note: I have an unhealthy, unending love for a variety of fandoms, these are just the recent ones] | I should probably have an about me post

[problematick]

report to sickbay, a space wives fic

fandom: star trek: voyager

pairing: kathryn janeway/seven of nine

rating: overall mature for language and canon-compliant action/injury, feat. explicit smut specifically in chapter 3

word count: 45,006

summary: For two veritable geniuses, Kathryn and Seven can both be remarkably dense, sometimes. Or: Seven handwaves away the obvious until empirical data forces her to admit the truth, and Kathryn finally has nowhere to hide after she sees concrete proof she isn't a romantic old fool. Our ladies, navigating the perils of the Delta Quadrant, one bump or bruise at a time. (space wives, hurt/comfort and fluff, post-Think Tank.)

if you love j7, riding a merry-go-round of tropes, secondary crew banter, and janeway crashed on an uninhabited alien planet fighting for her life in a swamp looking like this, then boy have I got a fic for you! available on AO3.

[ratajota]

a simple figure commissioned by a local band

[king-carnivore]

what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.

there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.

[king-carnivore]

tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right

[leighlew3]

[leighlew3]

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR

[userautumn]

i love fics that feel so... grown. fics about adults that were written by adults who have years of life experience under their belts who pour that into their writing. fics where you can tell this is a person who has lived through a marriage or a divorce or a child or children or parent death or any number of Huge Life Events because the way they write with an emphasis on the highs and lows of the human experience rather than an emphasis on tropes (not throwing shade) is just so. oh man, it's just so fucking good. if my blorbos are grown men, grown women, grown people, i love it when they feel like grown people, not just extensions of the (young) author's imagination. (still not throwing shade). you know?

[naryrising]

The way you get more fics like this, by the way, is by encouraging younger and beginning writers. Everyone starts somewhere, and if you want the beautiful, lived-in, wealth of experience that comes with age authors, they generally need to first be the eager, silly, excited just to be here, more enthusiastic than skilled authors, and then they need to not get driven away from fandom by people being jerks to them or by the weariness of putting out effort and not getting anything back. So yes, appreciate the older authors who bring their experience to the table of the fic buffet, but don't neglect the budding authors who are just starting to grow. That's like wanting the fruit from the tree without watering the sapling.

[taylor-titmouse]

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[giftheplanet]

[omegaversereloaded]

2026 still no strap you can feel

[omegaversereloaded]

let's stop every war and focus on this

[jenny-holzer]

[emily-axford]

DIMENSION 20: CLOUDWARD, HO! Episode 1: On High We Go

[punkerduckiememes]

[teaboot]

The IV lines….. every bitch in the crew dehydrated

[panthepotman]

I'm obsessed with the Elizabethan ruff

[wingsofhiraeth]

happy pride month!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[kritzenkriegen]

*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no

[thestuffedalligator]

“Incurious” is an incredible thing to call someone. It conveys so much with so little. To be so uninterested with learning or developing an understanding that it’s damning. To fail to feel what a toddler does by instinct.

I sometimes go back to the Dan Olson video about Doug Walker and there’s a bit where he says “Doug wants to be a filmmaker, he wants to make art, but he can't, because he's a fundamentally incurious person who isn't much interested in what other people think or feel and all his ideas boil down to ‘what if Batman met Mario?’” and I know that if this was said about most artists I have met they would wither up on the spot like a dying spider

[ambiicarus]

I was thinking about “fundamentally incurious” again when Dan Olson called Mr. Beast a “frictionless individual” in his recent video, because what a sharply cutting statement. It’s not cruel. It’s not crass. It’s just an observation of Mr. Beast’s utter lack of substance as an individual. He is so passive and malleable as to seemingly hold no firmness of self for which others to chafe against.

Dan has this unfailing ability to deliver the most brutal and precise insults in the deadpan of a bored middle aged professor. It cuts because by the time he has levied his personal critique, he has built up such a well-reasoned argument that it reads not as an insult but as his thesis statement.

[cigaradd]

Testing out new tablet, turned out good

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[hotvintagepoll]

As a duck I am stuck with getting movies from the library so thank you for not putting Mifune on the mustache hotties poll because it will take forever to get his films from another county.

Also thank you for not including Errol Flynn (A Constant Disappointment IRL) and Clark Gable (Man Who Refuses To Bathe AND Brush His Teeth).

You have also delivered to me the knowledge of more beautiful mustaches which is *Priceless*. I will share my grapes with you *quack quack*.

-🦆

i actually didn't include either of them because i forgot lol. and idk if ducks can stream things but if so, Seven Samurai is available on Tubi!

anyway lets have some bonus mustaches

who is the hottest old movie mustache haver? (part 2)

Cantinflas

Cab Calloway

Soumitra Chatterjee

Edric Connor

Trevor Howard

Emilio Fernandez

Frank Morgan

Groucho Marx

Laurence Olivier

Fats Waller

Katharine Hepburn

Vincent Price

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