Biohazard Stores

An askblog based on my biohazard ocs, called Biohaunts. Ask blog closes when there’s too many ask.

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Ask blog based on humanoid versions of biohazard stores and restaurants.

Original on my tiktok: @/theater_bread13

Now let’s meet our cast

In order from left to right: Mexia supermarket, Seafood City, Bavarian Meat products

(Nicknames: Mexia, Sia, Bavarian)

In order from left to right: Popeyes, Sabrina’s Bakery, Joseph’s Bi-rite

(Nicknames: Poe, Sabrina, Joseph)

In order from left to right: Chop Chop Chinese, Fukushima Supermarket, Sooner market

(Nicknames: CC, Fukushima, Sooner)

In order from left to right: Foxtrot, Fairway, Red Thai & Sushi

(Nicknames: Foxy, Fare, Red)

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RULES:

-Don’t spam my inbox (two ask per person)

-No nsfw but romantic questions are allowed

-Don’t be weird

-I take my time so don’t rush me

-Stick to these 12 characters

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-Additional information to be added

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if a human wanted to become friends and kept insisting, how would the biohaunts react?

All but Fukushima, Joseph, Sooner, foxy, Poe, and Fair would attack them or reject their friendship.

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I'd hug all of them if it wouldn't kill me

Wouldn’t we all?

Also the only one you could hug without dying is Sooner.

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not to be a pervert, how come the biohaunt's clothing doesn't rot off?

Their clothes formed with them as they formed. Both them and their clothes are made of the same stuff and are technically a part of them. The clothes are remove able and washable though, no one would ever clean them.

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Sequel to Mexia after getting snatched by the tornado she lands in the ocean on a cruise ship where Sia is located (for her vacation)

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Is Red a fire pokemon?

No

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have any of the other biohaunts tried to help fare with his identity crisis?

Not really.

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What makes Mexia like someone since I think I remember reading that she'll talk whenever she likes someone

She only will talk to other Biohaunts. To her, they have to be tolerable, not annoying, decently smart, and of a higher danger class.

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Bavarian gets jumped for being a big ahh bully

He would reverse jump any one who tried. You’re not beating this guy.

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Since we know how tall everyone is what’s their weight like…? Just outta dumb curiosity

I’m bad at calculating weight sorry. They’re like average weight for their size, except Bavarian since he’s pretty chubby

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Does Poe speak Cajun French (he’s so cute)

He doesn’t.

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Does it say open on the other side of Mexia's little sign

Yup

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hypothetically speaking, what if the biohaunts had always been human? Where would they be in life? How much would their personalities, interests, desires, and feelings change?

They would be almost completely different. Some would be the same but obviously without being grows and dirty. Many would have friends and work normal jobs. They’d be normal.

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I can picture Sia crying at the toilet mourning her dead fish while Mexia sings “Swing lo, sweet chariot” getting ready to flush the toilet while Red smokes a cigarette and Sooner drinks a bear while Sooner drinks a beer others in the back just stare CC pats Sia’s back some others try not to laugh cause of the dramatic sniffling

This is so oddly specific…

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Do their voices have any effects? like do they have normal voices or do they sound distorted/echoey

They have normal voices, although usually it’s quite raspy.

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What if Bavarian had a mini Bavarian (offspring) hiding somewhere?

1: Biohaunts can’t have offspring

2: He’d kill it

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Imagine Mexia laying in a big field sleeping and a big hurricane/tornado pulls her up in the air

Weeeeeeeee