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OOC: INFO

YEAHHHH LETS DO THIS!!!! YTTD OC REVIVAL!

You can call me Zee, I use he/him pronouns.

OZee (oc Zee) is a YTTD oc, uses he/him pronouns.

I’ll make an up to date lore post but for now at least this is not yttrp ozee (iykyk) but, for now, basic information can be found for him here

#zee's ooc

thanksies~ ^3^ (he puts the bone in his mouth and turns around to leave.)

goodbye friend! i dunno ur name but. friendship! come by my house sometime :3

-🐾 @wanpaws

Wait- uh, bye??? I don’t know where you are- if you come by again, don’t break my fucking lock!!!

meow mrow mrrp meow

……… kitty?

Uh. Friendly kitty….?? Please don’t scratch me…

its over? yaaay.. friendship!

yeah, i like bones ^.^ i also like bandaids. please. im still bleeding. i think i have hemophilia.

-🐾

Huh-? Oh, yeah, sure. Here.

*he bandages it up kinda haphazardly. You know, like an asshole*

*he then digs around in the cabinets before taking out a smaller sized bone* Here. As… payment I guess? Don’t question where it’s from

..all that?? (ᵕ•_•) okay.

well. you can. um. take it now..? what a weird friendship ritual.

-🐾

…….

Yeah, this is normal for friendships. Let me get my things!!!!!!!

*he gets some sample bags and a syringe. Why does he have all of this in his home? Who knows!* *He takes the samples and puts them in his fridge to preserve* Thank you!

Do you, uh… want a bone or something? I don’t have any dog treats…

spinning you very fast. faggot.

AHHHH HEY HEYHEYHEYHEY PUT ME DOWN AND IM NOT THAT PUT ME DOWNNNNNN

*Zee is very dizzy, and a bit nauseous!*

uuuh... okay! but afterwards, i expect a 'good job' and a pat on the head, ok? ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-

so, want my saliva, or...?

-🐾

Hmm, let’s see…

Saliva, blood, hair… that will probably do for now. Is that good with you?

i was born with it.. my mom was a human and my dad was a dog, you see! kidding. i dont know :3

anyway. no, im not afraid of needles!!! but id prefer that my pretty skin isnt damaged...

-🐾

Well, you suspect you are part dog at least, I assume? That shouldn’t be biologically possible, but there’s still so much unknown about that…

… can I persuade you to let me take a small DNA sample?? Or a few???

huh? what? i broke the what now? c:

thats mean. im not the only one who has traits like this. and if i were, arent i cute? (he turns around to wag his tail at zee.)

-🐾

………………………………………..

So anyways, how on earth did you even get the ears and tail? Were you born with it? Or did something happen to cause it? Also, are you scared of needles?

blah blah, house, apartment, same thing. also i dunno what a lock is. (<lying)

....whats wrong with my ears and tail? they look fine to me :(

-🐾

…. I was literally struggling to get the door open. You broke the locks.

And, I don’t know, maybe the fact you are the only human with ears and a tail!!!!

not sure! its my first time outside in a while. thought i should make some friends.. and walk into the most interesting house i see first!

-🐾

I… I live on the second floor of an apartment complex. You’d have to get by at least two security measures to get in here, not to mention the locks!!!

….. wait….

Why do you have ears and a tail…?

(standing. in his house. uninvited) hi :3

-🐾

*This grown ass man definitely does not almost scream* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE HOW THE FUCK-

#“Ok Mr Teddy bear are you ready to go to sleep now?”#“There you go Mr Teddy bear”#“WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU????”#/ref

I’m putting this here but I have incorrect quotes for y’all