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SOME ASSHOLES JUST DON’T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP.

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#WHAT THE FUCK #nsfw;

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name : Karkat Peixes alias ( nicknames ) : Emperor, Peixes gender : Male age : 12 sweeps date of birth : June 13th spoken languages : Alternian romantic preference : Panromantic sexual preference : Pansexual occupation : Emperor criminal record : Nope disorders : N/A (possibly inferiority complex) eye colour : Tyrian hair colour : Black height : 5′5″ with horns. scars: Pretty much everywhere. Mostly on his arms and one on the left side from the middle of his cheek to his jaw. burns : None overweight : No underweight : No colour : Tyrian song : n/a food : Anything had sex : Yes had sex in public : No gotten pregnant : No kissed a boy : Yes kissed a girl : Yes gotten tattoos : No gotten piercings : No smoked / drank / done drugs : Drank. had a broken heart : No been in love : No needed surgery : Yes stayed up for more than 24 hours : Yes a virgin : No a cuddler : Yes but he won’t let anybody know. a kisser : Yes scared easily : No jealous easily : Yes trustworthy: ... Eh? Yes...? single : Yes in a relationship : No. considered mean : Sometimes. harmed themselves : No thought of suicide : No attempted suicide : No fears : failure, worthlessness, abandonment, & nonexistence siblings: No parents : Gl'bgolyb children : None pet(s) : None

#The Facts;

HONESTLY, WHY IS IT SO QUIET? THIS IS HONESTLY A CRIME.

clownfunker

That’s pretty cool. I like the ocean a good bit myself. I swear mermaids are real and the government needs to give us the truth! Done with this cover up bs.

Thanks, I try, but not really. (K

Better remember, cause if you don’t then that’s cool too. Shrug.

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MERMAIDS? OH, THOSE WEIRD.. FISHLIKE CREATURES IN HUMAN STORIES? WE HAVE SOME OF THAT SHIT IN OUR SEA. BUT THEY DON’T HAVE TAILS. WE JUST HAVE FINS AND GILLS AND THE LIKE. IT’S PRETTY AMAZING THOUGH.

DON’T GET TOO COCKY FROM JUST A COMPLIMENT. DON’T NEED YOUR EGO TO GET TOO BIG AND HAVE YOU FEEL BETTER THAN ME.

IF I FORGET, YOU’LL PROBABLY GET A NICKNAME FROM ME. EVERYBODY HAS A NICKNAME THAT I KNOW.

#bigbootybeatbop

clownfunker

Huh. Well you do that then Emperor Vantas. You clean the things and do your empire proud. Puts on number 1 fan shirt. I’ll be here.

It’s a name. Simple as that.

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I HAVE BEEN. KEEPING THE LOWBLOODS IN LINE, AND THE HIGHBLOODS SANE. THOUGH MY DOMAIN IS MOSTLY THE SEA, SO IT’S STRANGE TO BE ON LAND AND RULE. HEH. YOU KNOW WHAT, I LIKE YOU. YOU’RE PRETTY ENTERTAINING, I’LL GIVE YOU THAT.

IT’S A NAME I’VE NEVER HEARD OF. I GUESS THE PRO OF THAT IS THAT IT’S PRETTY DAMN EASY TO REMEMBER.

#bigbootybeatbop

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#[ and that's when i realize it's actually Peixes #not vantas. damnit zackie remember these things!#ooc

clownfunker

Another Karkat but a different last name. Huh, interestin’. Name’s Blaze, how are you Mr. Emperor?

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TIMELINES ARE FUCKING CHAOTIC THAT WAY. YOU’LL GET USED TO IT. I’M CLEANING UP THE MESS THAT THE LAST EMPEROR MADE. HE WAS THE SHITTIEST OF ALL SHITTY EMPERORS AND DIDN’T RULE THIS LAND PROPERLY. SO HERE I AM, SWEEPS LATER, STILL CLEANING UP THIS FUCKING MESS.

THE FUCK KIND OF NAME IS BLAZE, ANYWAY?

#bigbootybeatbop

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#[ Still in the process of deleting all his old posts because im a lazy sob and don't wanna make a new complete blog]#[but he's completely restarted which means he has no idea bout his old relationships #and all that #]#ooc

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WELL, WELL, RIGHT OFF THE BAT?