fam, fool, fixis

|Fishy She/Her| |Smelly He/Him| misucc goes to college to get more frottage

[bionikreindeerproz]

Ignore this

[racefaker]

So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh

[racefaker]

Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

[evil-little-princess-from-hell]

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

[dykelliewilliams]

You miss the book where Harold has a husband?

[evil-little-princess-from-hell]

Fanfiction aint canon

[heartandstride-deactivated20190]

It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon. 

[evil-little-princess-from-hell]

I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series

[heartandstride-deactivated20190]

Oh look, stuff from the book! The actual canon book. 

Look at Harold with his husband and kids. Very small but super poignant. 

[darkwingsnark]

LOL @ ‘wouldn’t put political agendas in children’s books’. 

[vaporize-employers]

[bionikreindeerproz]

I was wrong

[bionikreindeerproz]

I think the blog is fixed maybe

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[eue]

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

[sexyleftistsantaclause]

[bionikreindeerproz]

@sekaiichihhatsukoioyvey consider your dream come true my friend Ritz topping Taco -Smelly

[bionikreindeerproz]

happy birth rit - Smelly

(I’m sorry for this)

[stevengrcnt]

can anyone make this transparent for me pls?

[michaxl]

[caseps]

im sorry i made an alternate version

(drag it)

[wcwcwcwc]

WHAT THE FUCK

[freckled-dysaniac]

[teenagerposts]

[ventmyfrustrations]

Whatever laws the US has for these weapons aren’t working. We need better gun control. And we need it NOW.

[bionikreindeerproz]

hi yeah we aren't dead Tumblr mobile is shitty

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[shameshack]

So like… Does this count?

“You’re fat and stupid also give me your number”

[toesu]

[queeremo]

what’s up if you’re anti shoplifting then get the fuck outta here.

considering poverty exists AND kleptomania exists yeah get the fuck outta here

[stopmakingliberalslookbad]

1. You brats with lifting blogs aren’t kleptomaniac. If you truly think that you are, see a professional. If you’re worried about the cost, sell a bunch of the shit you’ve stolen to pay for it.

2. Yes, poverty does exist. However, you people aren’t fooling anybody. You aren’t stealing food or jackets to stay warm. You’re stealing makeup from Sephora and lingerie from Victoria’s Secret, taking pictures of your “hauls” with your Smartphones, and posting them online. You aren’t poor and you have no idea what it’s like to be poor.

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

I'm not transphobic but there's no way the transgendered peter parker headcanon would work in the way of physical appearance, there's no way a trans guy could every achieve the muscles that are required of Spider-Man or any superhero. I'm not transphobic, but you trans guys will always have feminine builds and it isn't realistic for you to say that transgenders could look like buff superheroes or even just strong men. Sorry.

okay putting aside the fact that you are blatantly transphobic despite how much you say “i’m not transphobic” and also putting aside the fact that while peter parker does develop muscle definition he is still known for being very small and lean even after being bitten by the spider, let’s just take a look at some trans guys who will never be able to have the physique of superheroes or of strong men in general:

and that’s just a few of the many trans guys in this world, some of which are fat, or skinny, or curvy, or muscular as fuck – you know, like any other human being. can cis people stop acting like they know shit about what trans people look like.

[fujoshijanai]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I OPEN THE BOOK RANDOMLY OMG IM CRY????

[juroguro]

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