SIGMA MAIN GRINDSET

this was an ovw containment sideblog but i got bored of keeping my shit separate so everything is on main now thjs blog is dead. follow @subjectligma

[slaygentford]

[prettycolors]

[charlottan]

you could jerk off to this

[melynnwaters]

I’m reblogging this because it is a nice color PLEASE ignore that last part about jerking off that is not what I wanted to say by reblogging this post tumblr staff could you please remove that rude comment from my post thank you very much?

[dragongirltitties]

we should name this color “jerking off green”

[ludzu-deactivated20141129]

im so mesmerized by this gif of violent j killin it its like smooth as butter 1080p juggalo jiving

[juni-carrion]

[kevinbparry]

How I broke myself in half.

[slaughterhousefive]

I just need everyone to know about this tiktok account where these two girls sit and make a cocktail or a mixed drink, usually in a public place, but specifically usually like a fast food restaurant, and look around somewhat nervously while they do it like they’re on the run. They’re usually prominently featuring 2000s-era pop culture like wearing bedazzled clothing or using a Motorola RAZR. It’s called 2girls1bottl3 and I’m obsessed with it.

[crab-justice]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

believe women

[chilewithcarnage]

yall be like ‘i love milfs’ but hate kids and wont even look at woman over the age of 30

[rivertigo]

Have you guys ever followed someone and they follow you back kinda quick so it’s like what am I supposed to do with this mutual I can’t just break this fresh mutual ship it just started! And you realize you’re in a George Costanza ass situation

[rivertigo]

Jerry I followed them on accident! On accident? Yes on accident! I was following one of my mutuals prev tags chains and I misclicked and hit follow! Well why didn’t you unfollow them? Well we’re already mutuals in law. What does that have to do with anything? Jerry they know my url, my profile picture, they’ve seen me in their notifications and I made the first move to follow them! I can’t see why you just can’t unfollow them, it’s a simple mistake, tumblr’s changing of button placement messes with everyone’s muscle memory. THATS NOT THE POINT JERRY I made the first move and- OH NOW LOOK. They followed you back? They followed me back, Jerry! I’m- I’m stuck in this mutualship I didn’t even mean to have! Is it a bad thing, you’re mutual in law you obviously have common interests. Well that’s just it, it’s too early to tell if we’ll hit it off! How will I know if they’ll be ok with me posting about Mikey Pussy? God Jerry I’m cringe! I can’t deny the fact that I’m peculiar! I’m scared to be vulnerable in front of a new blog! Then what’s the big deal, just unfollow. I can’t do that! break off a burgeoning mutualship so soon? That would be rude! *Kramer slams open the door* I’ve reached over 10,000 porn boy followers and my inbox is inundated with suspicious links

[kuro-3537-deactivated20240111]

From whom do you receive love?

Happy Valentine's Day!

Extra.

[campyvillain]

Hey, buddy. Down here. You can control my gay ass using WASD (or arrrow keys).

[berunov]

Back in Black!

[bionomaly]

🫡

[bionomaly]

re: vik and i having a moment about sig and zen… during one of our matches he respawned while i was all the way on point and i turned around and came back to go see him like “hi i’m here to pick you up :D” and he was like “dude i’m not playing mercy you can’t pick me up. now we’re both all the way back here cuz we’re both slow as fuck” and i was like “well yeah but i thought you’d appreciate the company :))” and honestly. i was just being goofy but that was very in character so i’m sticking with it. two dudes hovering to the payload at a leisurely pace while the rest of their team dies in an explosion. tag two blokes who do fuck all

[bionomaly]

bf and i were playing lots of sigma and zenyatta last night and we started joking about sigyatta but i don’t think it’s a joke anymore because now i’m just thinking about it like. what if. what if

[bionomaly]

i think they’re buddies. i think they just like. hang out. neither talon nor overwatch are happy about this arrangement but there’s really nothing either of them can do about it like whatre they gonna do? tell one of them to leave??? good fucking luck with that lmao

[bionomaly]

zenyatta cannot fix sigma but sig can ABSOLUTELY make zen worse

[bionomaly]

bf and i were playing lots of sigma and zenyatta last night and we started joking about sigyatta but i don’t think it’s a joke anymore because now i’m just thinking about it like. what if. what if

[bionomaly]

i think they’re buddies. i think they just like. hang out. neither talon nor overwatch are happy about this arrangement but there’s really nothing either of them can do about it like whatre they gonna do? tell one of them to leave??? good fucking luck with that lmao

[bionomaly]

bf and i were playing lots of sigma and zenyatta last night and we started joking about sigyatta but i don’t think it’s a joke anymore because now i’m just thinking about it like. what if. what if