bio/oddity

almost ia tumblr account i post and reblog whatever icon art by @safaristylez

[bioparanormal]

I am a doctor (Dr. Biochemist “Bio” S. Luminescence-Paranormal)

[isthisatragedy]

DEAR TRAGEDY,

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HAAATE YOUUU!!!

FROM KIDNEYS

awwwwww

[thekidneysmalevolent]

STOP IIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE PITIFUL. PITIFUL I SAY!!! YOU WILL BEHOLD DEATH HERSELF AND CRUMBLE IN DUE TIME. TO EVEN THINK YOU SHOULD RESPOND TO SOMEONE HIGHER, GREATER, SMARTER, SOMEONE FAR STRONGER THAN YOU, IS PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO KNOCK YOUR EGO RIGHT OFF ITS SHIMMERING BOOTS. @bioparanormal TELL HIM. TELL HIM HOW UTTERLY INSUFFERABLE HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT BE A COWARD. I BELIEVE IN YOU DR. PARANORMAL. TOGETHER WE WILL SMITE THIS WRETCHED PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A MAN!!!

[isthisatragedy]

you are not high and mighty you are blue and scream youre teal when people say youre blue

[thekidneysmalevolent]

I am not blue i am not blue i am not blue i am not blue YOU ARE INCORRECT. UTTERLY INCORRECT. I AM HIGHER AND MIGHTIER THAN YOULL EVER BE. WHAT DO YOU DO ANYWAY? SIT AROUND AND KISS BOYS? HAH!!! GAY. I HAVE LEARNED THAT GAY CAN BE AN INSULT. I MAKE DO WITH MY ENVIRONMENT. I AM TRAPPED IN A DARK AND COLD AND INCOMPREHENSIBLE VOID AND I SPEND ALL DAY (OR LACK THEREOF) AND NIGHT STUDYING. CRAFTING. EXPERIMENTING. MAKING WORTHWHILE ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND UTILIZING THEM!!! YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, DO NOTHING!!! NOTHING I SAY!!! EVEN BONES DOES MORE THAN YOU, AND ALL HE DOES IS SLACK OFF AND ACT LIKE HE DOES EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME. IT IS HILARIOUS!!! WATCH ME LAUGH AT YOU. WATCH. HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA. HAAA HAAA HA HAAA. HA HA. PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @bioparanormal COME LAUGH AT HIM WITH ME.

[isthisatragedy]

i draw and go outside every day its really nice :-)

[thekidneysmalevolent]

OKAY WELL DRAWING IS NICE AND ID BE LYING IF I SAID I WASNT JEALOUS ABOUT YOU GOING OUTDOORS. MY DEAR COMPANION LUNGS LIKES TO DRAW. SHES GOOD AT IT. SHES GOOD AT EVERYTHING. IN. IN CONTRAST. TO YOU!!! IT SEEMS THAT IS ALL YOU DO!!! DO YOU EVEN DABBLE IN ANYTHING EXTRAORDINARY? YOU LIVE AS ANY OTHER MAN. I, WIELD THE POWER OF CREATION. OF EXISTENCE. I CAN MELD THE WORLD TO MY LIKING. YOU GO SIT OUTSIDE. MAYBE EVEN WALK. SWING. SLIDE. PLAY IN THE DAMNED SANDBOX. HA!!! DO SOMETHING AMAZING AND THEN GET BACK TO ME, WORM.

[isthisatragedy]

i can also create

[thekidneysmalevolent]

AW. HOLD ON. IS THIS ME? THIS LOOKS LIKE ME. THIS IS VERY... QUAINT, ACTUALLY. I AM RATHER... FLATTERED. HA HA. AWW. AWW. LOOK AT MY FLOWER. PINK IS A NICE COLOR.

[isthisatragedy]

it is you im too tired to draw you fully but you have a flower because im nice and merciful

[thekidneysmalevolent]

I DO NOT THINK I MIND. HA HA. I BELIEVE I AM STARTING TO... TOLERATE YOU. @bioparanormal PLEASE DO COME ADMIRE HIS WORK.

[bioparanormal]

Aw wow Nice drawing Jordyn He looks so kind. Friendly. My friend

I apologize, Kidneys! I have not been active these past few days......

[bioparanormal]

I HAVE TAKEN A LIKING TO TEA RECENTLY. A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE HAS INTRODUCED ME. I HAD A SORT OF EUREKA MOMENT WHERE I HAD MASHED YOUR NAME AND THE WORD TEA TOGETHER. ODDI-TEA! HA HA! ISNT IT CLEVER?

YOU KNOW WHO I AM.

Yes that IS Quite clever!!!! How smart. How wise

I enjoy tea as well Very pleasant to drink. I like to sniff the Tea bags. Have you ever done that? They smell REALLY Good. Tea smells good. Black tea in specific I dump Heaps of sugar into it

[thebonesbenevolent]

you should mog kidn ey

i already do LOL im handsome and charming and MUCH SMARTER THAN HIM

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[bioparanormal]

i just read "multifandom" in someones bio as "multifan dom" and i was VERY confused

[veshak03]

[veshak03]

[veshak03]

[stellazwurld]

chapter 6 prediction

[doctordidrin0006]

DO TELL. DID MY "ASK" SEND IN? WHAT A DINGY WEBSITE THIS IS. SO FRUSTRATING. BROKEN LIKE GLASS AT THE SIMPLEST OF BUTTON CLICKS AND CLICKS OF A KEYBOARD. STUPID. STUPID STUPID STUPID. HA HA. - @thekidneysmalevolent

Hahaha. It sent in, don't fret, I received it without issue. I agree, this website feels... shabby, considering it's user base, bombarding and invasive ads, and the assumed profit that would come with such cheap tactics. Just shameful, really. A lack of effort shows.

[thekidneysmalevolent]

ISNT IT HORRID? THE UNFILTERED AND REPULSIVE USER BASE AND THE INCESSANT ADVERTISING (WHICH BY THE WAY, WILL NEVER WORK FOR ANYTHING) AND THE GLITCHES. THE BUGS. THE ROT AND THE DECAY OF THE CODE. IT IS UNBEARABLY WEAK. BUT OTHER SITES ARE CERTAINLY WORSE. HA HA. TWEET TWEET! HA.

[coolcheese51]

distraction

[starridge]

*(Kris felt a strange melancholy.)

* (It was a feeling that they should not look for the man anymore.)

* (... even though they had never done such a thing in the first place.)

[fleshtimes]

Vinny vinyn vinny vinny vinny vinny vinny vinny vinny Vinny Vinny vinny vinny

sorry i cannot fulfill this request

[safaristylez]

HI HI HELLO my name is safari or calyx . i use any pronouns and terms with he/him and masculine terms preferred… i am a genderfluid aroaceflux lesbian and i LOOOOVE MY BOYFRIENDS!!! @bioparanormal @fleshtimes

i like lots of stuff. Including chonny jash , the district forces ( and roblox myths in general [ I DONT SUPPORT UNIVERSITIES EEEUGH ] ) , the big bang theory , marble hornets , gachiakuta , madoka magica , steven universe , deltarune , system of a down , jack stauber , jhariah , kero kero bonito , pomplamoose , homestuck , AND SOOOOO MUCH MORE .

i dont think about my dni very often . i curate my own online experience . but i would like it if homophobes and racists and groomers and pedophiles and the like didnt interact … my stance on pro/com/darkshippers is convoluted … im not very comfortable with them interacting but i dont particularly care much either Shrug! Also dont interact if you dont like jashshipping i do that a lot . DONT MAKE YOURSELF PURPOSELY UPSET WITH MY POSTS OK!!! stay safe and love the world and yourself Kay?

check out my strawpage too . THATS ALL FOR NOW . GOODBYE…

WHATS THIS? AN ASKBLOG? CHECK THAT OUT TOO… PERHAPS… @thekidneysmalevolent

Also my tagging system is rather simple its just.

#my art Is my art

#reblogs Is reblogs

#asks Is my asks

#dilly dallying Is just my junk. My little posts. That i cant particularly characterize. My little thoughts

[bioparanormal]

I am so sorry if my account is super cringe lately I just LOVE Roleplaying