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MShenko: Post Destruction Ending
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*sighs* i miss kaidan alenko
the normandy crew is very special
Mass Effect + Text Posts
could you imagine straight people in mass effect. ghastly. how horrifying. straights in the future and in space…. seven-word horror story………
somebody once tried to tell me that jeff moreau, joker, man who has nothing but snappy comebacks and casual anarchist tendencies, was straight
no one whose nickname is joker can be straight
characters who cannot possibly be straight
jeff “joker” moreau [source: nickname]
saren arterius [source: that fashion sense and level of #drama can only be pulled off by a gay man]
any salarian or asari [source: canon baybie]
tali’zorah [source: crush on shepard founded completely on the circumstances of how they met not on shep’s appearance]
garrus vakarian [source: romance with shepard based on strong friendship and trust not appearance]
councilor sparatus [source: dramatic entrance KING]
admiral hackett [source: too good a bro to not be]
characters who are definitely straight:
the illusive man [source: slimy, disgusting, shadow broker records prove womanizing misogynist dirtbag]
that’s it he’s the only one the rest are all lgbt baybie
gavin archer is a hettie
#so is kai leng
you are so fucking right, how could i have forgotten. gavin archer, noted terrible person who thinks torturing not only an autistic person but also his own fucking brother is an acceptable method of obtaining scientific “progress,” is CLEARLY straight and also not valid and will burn in hell
kai leng is one of those straighties who worships katanas and doesn’t wash his hair, and in fact reminds me of a dude i knew in high school who was very straight and very gross.
thank you for your valuable contribution
it’s true and we should all say it
They say that if you stare at the stars long enough, Commander Shepard will bless you from the future.
honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.
Mass Effect fans to the rescue
baby: a-a-a-a…
aunt: auntie? are you trying to say auntie?
baby: A S S U M I N G - D I R E C T - C O N T R O L
casual Kaidan in flannel for biotictrash
Has this been done yet?
Mass Effect be like
Ok so one of the many things I love about the kaidan romance (this part is also true of ash and liara’s romances but this canadian fucker is more my territory u know) is that even after mourning the person he loved for two goddamn years he still doesn’t hesitate to get back together again as soon as their trust has been re-established in me3?? Like that entire episode of pain and grief and heartbreak, only to reconnect again during a fucking space apocalypse, knowing full well that the love of ur life could die and leave you to relive that pain and loneliness all over again. and yet he just goes for it because whatever happens, their love for one another and the time spent together will be worth it!!!! fucking hell!!!!! kaidan alenko is so goddamn strong and brave and full of love and I cannot deal with it
Shepard discovering that Archangel is Garrus:
i am back on my bullshit
liara t'soni in mass effect
mass effect 1: looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you
mass effect 2, lair of the shadow broker: looks like she could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll
mass effect 3: looks like she could kill you and can actually kill you
GARRUS SHOULD HAVE BEEN ROMANCEABLE BY BOTH FEMALE AND MALE SHEPARD IN MASS EFFECT
the amount of bigoted straight women on this post is both astounding and unsurprising
Shepard: What was that?
Kaidan: Affection
Shepard: …
Shepard: Gross.
Shepard: …
Shepard: Do it again