Of all the the numbers in the world which is the loneliest?
Simple answer 0
But is that really true?
0?
1?
2?
3?
4?
5?
6?
7?
8?
9?
And that's the end of the line
For single digits that is
(note: the numbers above are absolute values)
Okay so let's think
0
Nothing
Zilch
Nada
The very concept of zero is lonely
It is absence
The lack of something
Empty space
But let's look at the flip side
Zero is also potential
Possibility
No limitation at all.
Moving on
1
One is single
Solitairy
But at least it's tangible
You can see 1
Thing
It's easy to focus on 1
There are so many proverbs about 1
1 life
1 love
1 light
One more fucking night
When we introduce 1
When starting with 0
Everything becomes possible
This is where binary is born
01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100111 01110101 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00101110
And really it's quite useful.
Anyway I think I'm getting a little ahead of myself.
Next number.
2
A pair
Of things
Of people
Of places
Doesn't really matter
2 is apparently less lonely than 1
But why?
Now before I mentioned absolute values
Can you tell me which is worse -2 or 2?
You're wrong.
You're right.
Most likely you're sitting somewhere in between.
If you have really good balance maybe you are back at 0 again.
Get it?
Simple right?
Ok next.
3
This starts to get slightly more complex now
3 is a very interesting number
A sacred number to many
But to others it is pure evil
Now why is this?
What exactly is the holy trinity?
Why is 3 so special
Simple
3 is where you transform from linear to geometric
With 3 lines what do you have?
That's right a triagle.
Symbol of power that has been used to oppress people since the beginning of time.
But that's a longer story than I'm willing to tell here.
Sin cos tan
All that shit
I'm not very good at Math so bear with me here.
What happens when you have 3 people sitting at a table splitting a pie into 3 perfectly equal slices?
Well most likely you have 3 fat fucks eating 3rd of a pie each while while there are many others starving right in the back alley behind the god damn kitchen.
Next number
4
Square
Squared ²
Cube ³
⁴
5
Ooh Pentagon
Fucking scary right?
It's a god damn shape are you afraid of a 5 sided 2d fucking shape?
6
Hexagon
Ok stop for a second
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I don't know how many dots are above and I'm not going to count them dear
Cause quite frankly I don't give 2 flying fucks at a fucking rolling donut
Anyway 6 is a good number, fairly balanced
666
Number of the beast
But you don't have to worry about him,
He's a little bitch anyway.
7 septagon
September
Deseption
I know how to spell by the way
How about
. . .
Inception? Did you like that movie
........
8
Octogon
Octal
Abundance
⁸
And now for the end of the line
9
Nonogon
999,999,999
Is one shy of a billion
Is six an evil number?
Is 9 an evil number?
Are numbers evil or good at all?
Can god be defined by a number?
Simple answer is 0
Take it or leave it
But then again
What the fuck would I know
I'm no good at math anymore.
Any questions for me?
Feel free to slide in my dm's
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