[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[longseasons]

all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

[pmamtraveller]

Vincent van Gogh - Emperor Moth, 1889

[learnelle]

I had a funny realisation that my partner and I are the same person but in a different colour scheme

[feyburner]

99% of fanfiction is absolute dogshit bathwater and that’s beautiful, I love that, I love that the barrier for entry is nonexistent, I love that anyone can do it, I love all the badly written porn, I love that it’s just creation for creation’s sake, I love it. Except when it’s something I’m into. When it’s something I’m into, then I’m gonna need everyone to step it up.

[dragons-and-cake123]

[robs-your-robins]

The Riddler probably has such an up and down relationship with the Robins because they all tend to tackle things differently and he’s always so thrown by how they handle his riddles.

The Riddler: To free Batman from my trap, you must answer this riddle, little bird. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

Dick, eight years old and freshly Robin: *thinking really hard*

The Riddler looking at Batman dangling upside down: ?

Batman: He just needs an extra minute.

The Riddler:

Batman: English isn’t his first langauge.

The Riddler, feeling a little bad: oh, that’s… take your time, buddy.

Jason, twelve years old: *lifting a hand*

The Riddler: -uh, yes?

Jason: Can you repeat that? The riddle?

The Riddler: um, yeah, sure. I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

Jason: Yeah, you’re a map but when you’re talking about multiple species of fish, which you probably are, you can say fishes. If you’re using fish, you’re only talking about one species.

The Riddler:

Jason: I just think you should know that. You know as a “genius”

The Riddler: The more you take, the more you -

Tim: Footsteps, where’s Batman?

The Riddler: No, you have to let me-

Tim: Nuh-uh

The Riddler: The fuck do you mean “nuh-uh”? Who raised you?

Tim, on two hours sleep, with two essays due on this fine Thursday night: *fucking launches himself at The Riddler*

The Riddler: I wear a mask but not to hide,

Steph: It's you. You're the answer.

The Riddler: You have to let me finish.

Steph, mimicking him: YOu HaVE tO LEt mE FIniSH

The Riddler: I have-

Damian: *launches himself at the Riddler*

The Riddler: Batman, fuck, FUCK, he’s fucking biting me-

[s-n]

[urangeltho]

Casual? I want to carve my name into your skin

[3racha-agustd]

Every morning I open Tumblr like it's the newspaper, searching for fanfiction.

[sundayniche]

nothing screams girlhood more than reading fanfics late at night in bed

[meiwok]

reminder to tag your fics/add cws properly

hate sex does not mean lack of consent, add a noncon or dubcon tag if needed. any other form of abuse should also be tagged

degradation/insults does not imply the use of slurs, add a tag of which slurs will be used

violence does not mean character death, add a tag about it

use the reader insert tag properly: if you describe any non-universal features, say so (i.e. blue eyed!reader, black!reader, etc.). if you do not want to assign a gender to the reader but want to describe their anatomy, it's okay to write amab!reade, afab!reader, intersex!reader. do not state it's a reader insert if it's an oc written in 1st or 2nd pov, that's still about the oc

for readers: it's okay if a creator you like or something you see something on your fyp that seems interesting to you has a tag that doesn't suit you. nothing is written specifically for you, and even requests don't magically know what you look like/prefer. don't be whiny about it, just move on or reread something you already liked

if your fic is a slowburn and only the ending is dddne, still mark those tags at the beginning. it doesn't matter if you think it will 'ruin the surprise', people should still know what exactly they are reading

if you don't want minors interacting with sfw works, also mark those as mdni. they can't guess if you're mdni based off the vibes of your post in their feed

it's better to over-tag than to miss a tag

if you even have a hunch that something is supposed to be tagged, tag it

and also remember that just because someone reposts something, it doesn't mean they are willing to write it. lots of people who repost what their friends/moots write as support, not necessarily because they want similar requests or are into those specific kinks. keep this in mind especially with sfw mdni accounts, vanilla accounts that repost dddne, and dddne accounts that repost sfw/vanilla sex

[winnysplayground]

“i can fix her, i can fix him, i can fix them”

i think we need to work on you first.

[winnysplayground]

“he’s so babygirl”

babe he just killed somebody.

[redheadedflag]

me when its phone time in bed and i have a new fictional crush to obsess over all night

[lunaaudiocoski]

English isn't my native language, so please excuse any spelling mistakes.

Writers need to know how to properly tag their stories…

"It's so more people will see and read my stories."

Oh dear… let me tell you, what you're doing is wrong, because some people don't want to see a certain character, aren't in the mood to read that story, or want something very specific.

In the case of Reader stories tagged with a character who doesn't appear (and I'm sure their participation is minimal) or an OC, it causes people to ignore or block them because, as I explained, they want to read something specific, aren't in the mood, or don't want to read about a character they don't like.

So, PLEASE LEARN TO TAG PROPERLY, FOR GOD'S SAKE, LEARN TO TAG PROPERLY. Is that too much to ask?

Yes, some people like to read a bit of everything, but most, as I've explained, prefer what interests them and is well-tagged and easy to access… they don't want to read a story that I'm pretty sure is an OC story or has something they don't like that's in the tags they follow…

[girlmostlikely]

[bish0ps]

thug it out ellen