yes, I am STILL in that little jar.

Professionally diagnosed with stage 5 cringe | To disabled to be able bodied, to able bodied to qualify for aid ✌😔

[quantum-dragon]

[thoughtsroamguy]

Sometimes I feel kinda bad for the artists that have drawn my characters cuz they have so many intricate patterns on their clothes 😅 but I also think that y’all like the challenge 😁

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[mrsterlingeverything]

Mutuals can unscrew my panels and see my terrible cable management

[thebugfrompreschool]

Just got to the theater! Wish me luck!!

[thebugfrompreschool]

[thebugfrompreschool]

Just got to the theater! Wish me luck!!

[xxtc-96xx]

Tumblr, if you could not spam me with bot DMs that would be fantastic, that's four in the last half hour I've had to block

[kiokushitakaa]

[void-the-bear]

I do have one question; if it’s something that’s been reposted to death, is it ok to share it asking “can anyone help me find the original artist? Reverse image search didn’t help.”

[lizardsister]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[kuroiyuki96-art]

Wanted to try drawing something in a certain style

[thebugfrompreschool]

This is going to be a screaming crying throwing up experience team

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[shark--apologist]

[itsapmseymour]

and here we observe the seymour in his natural habitat, the tumblr blog.

don't worry if he looks in this direction, or calls out to us, he is not known to attack people who are only here for the funnies or elves.

now, the seymour isn't known to respond to most calls, but on the rare occasion that he does, he isn't known to be hostile, as he is a funny guy. take care though, as it is a clown's nose type of situation whenever somebody calls to ask for boobies.

Someone say Boobies?

[thebugfrompreschool]

Suddenly hit by an overwhelming sense of anxious nausea

My mind is filled with thoughts of 'I can't believe this is actually happening'

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[heartf0ul]