Gilbert Beilscmidt

indie rp blog for aph prussia

[birbwatcher-blog]

▌▒ @ofromance​​​ ::  ▒ ▌

     “I do not know— do you think I even have a heart to give?”

❝ Aw come on ‘Nation of Romance’...                           ------  Don’t be stingy~ ❞ 

[apexpraedator]

◤(un)popular opinion; i’m not really a fan of muses who pull the ‘i’m not afraid of you, lol’ card with dangerous or powerful muses when they are being threatening ( or even if they appear humble or cute but are full of power ). if it wasn’t for being called god modding, i’m 700% sure these more powerful muses would have, could have, should have killed another muse if they persistently irritate them. especially if the offending character is a run of the mill human. unless your muse has dealt with similar monsters/menacing personalities/dangerous situations - try not to antagonize deadly muses to the point of obvious rage knowing the writer can’t really write them killing your muse even though that is completely in their nature to do so.

[veroww]

Bad Touch Trio~

[birbwatcher-blog]

▌▒ @burglarbravery ::  ▒ ▌ ➤ "You callin' me fat?"

❝ ?! -- NO !! ❞

[birbwatcher-blog]

▌▒ @ofromance​​​ ::  ▒ ▌ ➤ “No one wants you when you have no heart.”

❝ Heh, very cute Franny.    Are you offering me yours~? ❞

[birbwatcher-blog]

▌▒ @dxssolved-nxtion​​ ::  ▒ ▌ ➤ Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die.

❝ Is that what they’re saying now? ❞

A small frown crosses his face.    

❝ It’s a bit too late for me to run around trying to change things though.    Back in my day, we were told: what is written is written. ❞

[ofstartersandmusings-blog]

PANIC! AT THE DISCO “DEATH OF A BACHELOR” STARTERS

Victorious

“Tonight, we are victorious.” “Let me be your Killer King.” “It hurts until it stops.” “My touch is black and poisonous, and nothing like my punch drunk kiss.” “I know you need it, do you feel it?” “We feel alright.” “I taste like magic.” “Livin’ like a washed up celebrity, shooting up fireworks like it’s the Fourth of July.”

Don’t Threaten me with a Good TIme

“Alright, alright.” “Who are these people?” “I just woke up in my underwear.” “I should prob’ly introduce myself.” “You shoulda seen what I wore, a cane and a party hat.” “Don’t think I’ll ever get enough.” “This night is heating up.” “Oh yeah, don’t threaten me with a good time.” “What are these footprints? They don’t look human-like.” “How did we end up in my neighbor’s pool?” “I’m a scholar and a gentleman, and I don’t fall when I try to stand.” “I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt.” “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”

Hallelujah

“A moment you’ll never remember and a night you’ll never forget.” “Show praise with your body.” “Say your prayers.” “My life started the day I got caught under the covers with my secondhand lovers.” “In a state of emergency, who was I tryna be?” “Then the time for being sad is over.” “I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing.” “I love the things you hate about yourself.” “No one wants you when you have no heart.”

Emperor’s New Clothes

“Finder’s keepers, loser’s weepers.” “Done my time and served my sentence.” “If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine.” “You just might see a ghost tonight.” “I’m all dressed up and naked.” “I see what’s mine and take it.” “I am so much more than royal.” “Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die.” “I’m taking back the crown.” “Welcome to my world of fun.” “Flip the switch and watch them run.”

Death of a Bachelor

“Do I look lonely?” “People have told me I don’t look the same.” “I’m playing hooky.” “I’m walking the long road.” “How could I ask for more?” “Lifetime of laughter, at the expense of a death of a bachelor.” “Alone at a table for two and I just want to be served.” “And when you think of me, am I the best you’ve ever had?” “Share one more drink with me.” “Smile even though you’re sad.”

Crazy = Genius

“You can set yourself on fire.” “You’re so normal that you just disappear.” “She said you’re just like Mike Love.” “If crazy equals genius, then I’m a fucking arsonist.” “I’m a rocket scientist.” “Darlin’ you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue, but you don’t seem to change when you stuff all your feelings with drugs.” “But you’re never gonna learn.”

LA Devotee

“You got two black eyes from loving too hard.” “I wouldn’t change ya.” “You got bleached out eyes from the valley sand and the black tar palms from weeping your name.” “Just another LA devotee.”

Golden Days

“I found a pile of polaroids in the crates of a record shop.” “He was something debonair in 1979 and she had Farah Fawcett hair.” “All the mem’ries we make will never change.” “We’ll stay drunk, we’ll stay tan, let the love remain.” “I swear that I’ll always paint you.” “I bet they met some diplomats on Bianca Jagger’s new yacht.” “I bet they never even thought about the glitter dancing on the skin.” “Time can never break your heart, but it’ll take the pain away.” “Right now, our future’s certain, I won’t let it fade away.”

The Good, the Bad and the Dirty

“Truth is that it was always going to end.” “True all the good girls act so good, ‘til one of them doesn’t wait their turn.” “Hey holy roller.” “If you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch.” “If ya wanna make it through the night, you better say my name.” “I know what it’s like to trade the ones you love for the ones you hate.” “Don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education.” “There’s only two ways these things can go: good or bad.” “How was I supposed to know that all your friends won’t hold any grudges?” “I got the final judgement.” “You’ve been gone so long.” “I forgot what you feel like.” “I’m gonna keep getting underneath you.” “All our friends want us to fall in love.”

House of Memories

“If you’re a lover, you should know, the lonely moments just get lonelier.” “I don’t want to be afraid.” “Heart to heart and eyes to eyes, is this taboo?” “We built this house on memories.” “Take my picture now.” “When your fantasies become your legacy, promise me a place in your house of memories.” “I think of you from time to time.” “I was a fool.” “Those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me.” “I wish I could believe that you’d never wrong me.” “Remember me in the same way I remember you.”

Impossible Year

“There’s no sunshine this impossible year.” “There’s no good times this impossible year.” “All the guests at the party, they’re so insincere.” “There’s no you and me this impossible year.” “There’s never air to breathe.” “These nightmares always hang on past the dream.”

[bunchofrpmemes]

Mabel Pines sentence starters - part nine

Two words, ____. Move. On. 

Do you…like someone?

All my life dreams are coming true right now!

I can’t believe this is happening. A real date! 

There’s something wrong with both of us.

We need to throw the greatest party of all time! I’m talking piñatas with tinier piñatas inside!

I thought you said this place was empty.

TV taught me that high school was like some sort of musical.

You’re gonna be out of town for my birthday?

Our party mission is going down in flames.  

Tell me it’s not true. Tell me you were joking.

You’re the only person I can count on and now you’re leaving me too?!

Only party chocolate can cheer me up now.

I just wish summer could last forever.

I’m saying this is my home now. And I don’t want to be saved!

Here the sun shines all day, the party never ends, and now that you’re here, it’s finally perfect!

Trust me, you guys are gonna love it here.

I know it sounds too good to be true, but just give this place a chance!

Does it really matter if it’s real or not?

For once, stop listening to your head and listen to your heart.

Hi, there! I love your headband!

How many valentines did you get?

You mean it? You’re really coming home with me?

Have I actually been listening to the same song for an entire week?

The real world can’t be that bad, right?

Admit it. This is the best day of the end of the world.

Trust me, tomorrow’s gonna be great!

Don’t turn this into a big deal.

I know that hurts because I’ve accidentally done it to myself! Multiple times!

When one door closes, choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force.

Don’t you remember? Even a little?

It’s time for us to grow up.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six | Part Seven| Part Eight

[birbwatcher-blog]

▌▒ @lionofglass​​ ▒ ▌ ( cont. ) ::

“What a bizarre request, Beilschmidt…but if you insist.“

Gilbert cackles as he (very closely) dodges the Brit’s blow.

       ❝ Come on, pretty boy...             Let me see those pretty fists~ ❞ 

[birbwatcher-blog]

Sentence Starters From Things I Have Said IRL

"Never have I been so tempted to punch a 15-year-old in the face."

"One time I got mad because of tall people."

"I WILL DO SOMETHING IF YOU DON'T STOP. I DON'T WHAT IT IS, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE SOMETHING."

"I'm going to get you payback with the one thing you hate the most: MATH."

"All this porn is pretty and I'm so conflicted."

"THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PORN TITLE FROM A WEBSITE!"

"Leave my Virgin Oil Child out of this!"

"You dank-ass meme."

"When they say boys and girls, they mean it literally."

"I will murder all of you... Except you, ____: you didn't do anything."

"You Dick-Fuck."

"I don't want to buy things. That costs money."

"You heard screaming because I was watching a clip from Sad Satan."

"I used to follow links when I internet browsed. I've seen some shit."

"You callin' me fat?"

"I MADE A JOKE ONE FUCKING TIME."

"DO NOT FUCK THE DRAGON."

"I wouldn't click anything that involves the word 'loli' in it."

"Bitch don't go in there."

"Bitch, now is not the time to be fucking your boyfriend in the middle of the woods!"

"I'm smiling because I know exactly what's going on."

"I don't know... I can handle the cock better than the... That sounded much worse than I thought."

"Have you SEEN genitalia?"

[severnayastolitsa]

“Do people really find single fathers that attractive? I was raised by one so maybe I’m biased here but I don’t get it. What’s attractive about having shrieking children.”

[birbwatcher-blog]

       ❝ Nah man, you’re getting it all wrong.           The children themselves aren’t attractive.           They just make YOU attractive by COMPARISON. ❞

has actually gone on dates where he’s been called out as childish and instead of owning up to his stupid shit he pulls out a child & says ‘’wrong !! -- THIS is childish’’

[birbwatcher-blog]

▌▒ @exsuperatus​​ ▒ ▌ ( cont. ) ::

“Thanks for the suggestion. I’ll do just that, but until then, lemme tell you a lamp joke:

What’d the lamp say to the man?

…Nothing. A lamp is an inanimate object.”

[AND THE CROWD LOSES THEIR MINDS!!! IT’S AN ABSOLUTE MADHOUSE IN HERE!!! YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN, JONES!!!]

        ❝ ... That...             That was EXTREMELY fucking lame.             Get out of my house. ❞

[ohwhataday]

Headcanon:

Prussia is the kind of guy who tells dad jokes. All the time. Not only to Kugelmugel, but to literally everyone around him. The BTT usually laughs. Germany and Austria waver between fondly ignoring him or cringing inside.

(one time he accidentally said “Hi Hungry, I’m Dead.” It quite killed the mood. A few tears were shed. Nevertheless he was back at it the next day.)

[dayeb-blog]

                    Hello! This is a little text promo for an independent rp blog for the personification of Egypt. He’s a grumpy old man who’s 5′2′’ and really likes pottery and low budget African cinema. This blog is pretty canon-divergent since very few facts have been stated about his canon character. This blog is heavily researched and relies on history, though lighthearted threads are absolutely welcome. So, could you give this a little reblog to help a homie out?

[tychememes-blog]

taken from the book  ‘ the gay science ’  by friedrich nietzsche

❛ their whole nature fails to persuade ❜ ❛ they have never remained silence about any of their good deeds ❜ ❛ he always carries a biscuit for cerberus ❜ ❛ either we have no dreams or our dreams are interesting ❜ ❛ let those who have ears, hear ❜ ❛ before the effect one believes in different causes than one does afterward ❜ ❛ anyone with a very loud voice is almost incapable of thinking subtleties ❜ ❛ the purpose of punishment is to improve those who punish ❜ ❛ the sacrificial animal does not share the spectators’ ideas about sacrifice ❜ ❛ our eyes are also intended for hearing ❜ ❛ the mistrustful speak empathetically ❜ ❛ how can one constantly admire without constantly feeling contempt? ❜ ❛ is that not a blasphemy against your ideal? ❜ ❛ in applause there is always a kind of noise ❜ ❛ they are running away from people ❜ ❛ one hears only those questions for which one is able to find answers ❜ ❛ they know how to make things simpler than they are ❜ ❛ this is by all means a matter of taste, nothing more ❜ ❛ i’d sooner have people steal from me than be surrounded by scarecrows & hungry looks ❜ ❛ thoughts are the shadows of our feelings ❜ ❛ all voices sound different in solitude ❜ ❛ who has had the most convincing eloquence so far? ❜ ❛ i spoil the taste of their party for everyone ❜ ❛ some people need open enemies ❜ ❛ they are in a bad way ❜ ❛ we are always only in our own company ❜ ❛ in a moment they will be ready with a lie ❜ ❛ in the end one finds more than one might have wished ❜ ❛ why not be defeated some time too? ❜ ❛ all is lost if we fall ❜ ❛ you have no idea what you are living through ❜ ❛ to have a virtue one must really wish to have it in its most brutal form ❜ ❛ happiness is not nearly so contagious a disease ❜ ❛ even one’s thoughts cannot reproduce entirely in words ❜ ❛ there is no selflessness in my soul ❜ ❛ you are beyond all embarrassment ❜ ❛ i do not want to have people imitate my example ❜ ❛ no victor believes in chance ❜ ❛ what we do is never understood ❜ ❛ those who have greatness are cruel to their virtues ❜ ❛ with a great goal one is superior even to justice ❜ ❛ you shall become the person you are ❜ ❛ what do you love in others? ❜ ❛ i still live, i still think ❜ ❛ we were friends and have become estranged ❜ ❛ few people have faith in themselves ❜ ❛ there is yet another world to be discovered — and more than one ❜ ❛ at the very bottom of my soul i feel grateful to all my misery ❜ ❛ i have given a name to my pain ❜ ❛ one must learn to love ❜

[humpbackmusings]

              A small portion of some of my favourite quotes from classic literature. Feel free to change and adjust them to your needs!

“ I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape. ” “ Don’t cry, I’m sorry to have deceived you so much, but that’s how life is. ” “ I am fearless, and therefore powerful. ” “ Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women? ” “ Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know ” “ Unless he is suffering, how can you be sure that he is obeying your will and not his own? ” “ I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it. ” “ Do you know where the wicked go after death? ” “ Actually that’s my secret — I can’t even talk about you to anybody because I don’t want any more people to know how wonderful you are. ” “ Will you love me in December as you do in May? ” “ Hell is empty and all the devils are here! ” “ Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear. ” “ You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you. ” “ I have gone to the forest. ” “ I got you to look after me, and you got me to look after you, and that’s why. ” “ One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. ” “ Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes. ” “ If you want to keep a secret, you must also hide it from yourself. ” “ The truth is rarely pure and never simple. ” “ Power is in inflicting pain and humiliation. ” “ Some are born great, others achieve greatness. ” “ I didn’t mean no harm. ” “ My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know? ” “ If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear! ” “ And now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good. ” “ I want to ruin you ” “ What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love. ” “ To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths! ” “ If I knew myself, I’d run away. ”

[of-cake-and-music]

‘There… It was delivered to my house by accident.’ He hands you a rather large package. ‘I don’t know what you’ve ordered, but it’s really heavy.’

[birbwatcher-blog]

        ❝ FINALLY !! ❞

Gilbert whips out his trusty pocket knife and neatly slices open the cardboard box to reveal... Six large bricks.

He looks at Roderich with a bright, expectant smile.

       ❝ Go ahead Specs.             Ask me why I ordered this and             gave em your home address. ❞