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He’s ready to tie the knot with his synthetic sweetheart. After eight months of dating, Kazakhstan-based actor and bodybuilder Yuri Tolochko is telling the world he recently bought his girlfr…
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a young man who gives his heart, soul, nether regions, and disposable income to a young woman of such dubious consequence must soon have his sanity questioned by every sentient being in the kingdom. Birch & Bonnet Indelicate Society
The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe because its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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COME TO BED DONALD The Anti-Tweet Sheet Introducing a strapping new line of superior bed linen. Intended to prevent late-night vulgar behaviors.
Birch & Bonnet encourages the cultivation of endeavors that lend themselves well to frolicking out-of-doors and inhaling outdoor air with vigor.
Therefore we no longer find trifling with “board games” a proper pastime, as the enforced idleness instills an unlovely malaise that promotes a contagion effect that may lead to parlor games, loose pockets, schemes, and ultimately the demise of the family fortune.
“Birch & Bonnet are always on the side of creative pursuits, knowing that art elevates the mind, purges the soul of ennui, and keeps idle hands from more salacious activities. However, we take cautious exception to the recent trend of adult coloring books. If the nerves need soothing, may we suggest an absorbing sojourn around a labyrinth, or even a primal scream -- albeit let loose in the privacy of the hedgerow. Coloring inside someone else's lines may promote temporary tranquility, but numbness is not the same as art.”
"Fifty Shades of Grey" has been donated to a charity bookshop in Britain by so many people that associates built a small fortress using the tomes as bricks.
While Birch & Bonnet adores pulse-quickening romantic literature and believe that exploring one's, ahem, earthier proclivities is completely natural and commendable between consenting adults, we also assume the abundance of abandoned "Fifty Shades" books speaks volumes about the book's merely transient pleasures. While the subject matter is consistently scintillating, we must confess that the prose style is so stilted and puerile that it discourages repeat readings, especially among those of a literary bent. Should any of our progressive readers feel bestirred to top the hollow text with more substantial passages of erotica, we will applaud your efforts on behalf of this sadly misunderstood genre.
The unacceptably adorable photo, showing Justin Trudeau cuddling with two cubs, was “the last thing this country needed,” a prominent anti-immigration activist said.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is a progressive, erudite, fair-faced head of state who embraces members of the world's cutest animal species in his spare time. Birch & Bonnet would like to thank the Canadian dignitary for timing this tableau in seeming honor of International Women's Day.
“Birch & Bonnet insist that our gentle constituency nurse their right to vote in public spaces by bestirring themselves to the polls in this crucial election season, nurturing the groundswell of indignation over a troublesome candidacy, and fortifying the action of well-informed Americans who will no longer sit by as the demons of democracy are clasped to our collective bosoms.”
“Birch & Bonnet are interested in the physical benefits purported by this progressive new practice. We assume the healthful properties are similar to those enjoyed after immersion in the pools at Bath, that resort so dear to the heart of every Victorian. We trust that steaming the water removes all the undesirable wee beasties that, alas, also swim in Bath's overpopulated currents. Steaming is a private pastime, not unlike sketching or novel-reading. However, thanks to the disguising element of a voluminous petticoat, it can also be indulged in whilst in polite company -- playing cribbage, taking tea, or playing charades. We levy our stamp of approval." - Birch & Bonnet Indelicate Society.
While ornate Valentines bedecked with Flowers, Cupids, and Ribbons did indeed rise to prominence in the Victorian Era, Birch & Bonnet must confess that their very Mass-Produced Ubiquity (via industrial printing press) also marked the Unfortunate Decline of the Personalized written romantic notes that long ago marked this (admittedly controversial) holiday. To that end, we would like to Resurrect the Handcrafted Valentine in 2016. Don't know where to start? Then let us start ... with a few rules: No Intimate Anatomical References No Ignorant Misspelling of "You're" as "Your" No Inclusion of Chocolate Under 87% Cacao No Grievous Punctuation Errors No "Bae" = No Exceptions
While ornate Valentines bedecked with Flowers, Cupids, and Ribbons did indeed rise to prominence in the Victorian Era, Birch & Bonnet must confess that their very Mass-Produced Ubiquity (via industrial printing press) also marked the Unfortunate Decline of the Personalized written romantic notes that long ago marked this (admittedly controversial) holiday. To that end, we would like to Resurrect the Handcrafted Valentine in 2016. Don't know where to start? Then let us start ... with a few rules: No Intimate Anatomical References No Ignorant Misspelling of "You're" as "Your" No Inclusion of Chocolate Under 87% Cacao No Grievous Punctuation Errors No "Bae" = No Exceptions
“Birch & Bonnet understands that everyone must Make a Living, and we consider all work to be Dignified Work. However, we cannot abide using Social Media to further ill-bred Pyramid Schemes, including and especially high-pressure trafficking in any merchandise that promises to effect Miraculous Changes upon the Physical Body. If, in these hard times, you can find no other way to Advance in the world, we request that you deliver any such Wondrous Product or Service to us, to be sampled at our Leisure and free of charge.” - Birch & Bonnet Indelicate Society
Appropriate Pastimes for Men
“Birch & Bonnet heartily approves this list of old-timey pursuits for gentlemen, finding most of them far preferable to the typical modern man's dalliances --chief among them immersion in video games and the dubious art of dispersing images of one's manhood via text. We especially endorse the wholesome hobby of whittling and the lucrative endeavor of digging for gold, which provides not only fresh air and exercise, but the possibility of a gleaming future.”
Get rid of the tiny tables and put in some lights so I can read the menu. Please …
To this discriminating epicurean's list, Birch & Bonnet would also like to add the following:
Restaurant owners, please refrain from Hyperbolic Gushing when describing your menu items.
We know that your "Time-Honored Classic Dredged from the Sea and Lovingly Hand-Battered in our Fusion of House Spices" is really just fried tilapia. As Nu-Victorians, we don't object to the Flowery Language as much as the Coy Pretentiousness. Let us call a fish a fish.
Dogs may be man’s best friend, but cats are a woman’s.
“Birch & Bonnet are thrilled to see so many Accomplished Artistic and Humanitarian Victorians on this charming list. We feel the unfortunate association of the Cat-Loving Lady with notions of Prudishness, Squalor, and, most unjustly, Mental Illness, is simply the ugly result of jealousy and woeful ignorance. Furthermore, anyone who is unable to comprehend the enduring Genius of the Cat is the person to whom we might recommend a speedy Psychological Evaluation.” - Birch & Bonnet Indelicate Society