What The Fuck Is Going On

All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them, and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the Bourgeoisie.

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

why didnt they renew sonic boom

[crplpunkklavier]

i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

[6qubed]

that was like watching someone very skillfully assembling a stained-glass window just to watch someone else dropkick it

[proakela-deactivated20190415]

The concert and the audience…

[asshole-genie]

I wish for me to be more interesting

Granted. You now have several virulent diseases previously unknown to science and are of great interest to the CDC.

[asshole-genie]

whoops

[simonbitdiddle]

Oh NOW you show regret for your dickery!

[asshole-genie]

I simply did not anticipate that my actions would come around and affect me

[throren]

Don’t mess with Gimli

[oshkeet]

They picked the right guy to play a Dwarf

[ripe]

[weloveshortvideos]

[thebelfry]

this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

[gabsrielala-deactivated20180826]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. The end of it omfg

[lqtraintracks]

It should also be noted that in the original post of this that I saw on FB, it’s remarked upon that the cat is stealing this stuffed tiger from the neighbor’s house. This is not his stuffed animal. He has stolen it multiple times apparently.

[voynichs]

AMAZING dragon age 4 leak

[mieczyslawstilniski]

this is the best buzzfeed article i’ve ever read i literally teared up i just!!!

[tatterdemalionamberite]

Museum Cat is clearly, like… prestige class of Bookstore Cat

[crankyteapot]

i think its important that you get a translation of the application: As i am a direct discendant of Marayevoy’s cat, i ask tht u hire me at your our mooseum -Maray

[scope-dogg]

[lovesheart]

[ashstfu]

how do you tell someone "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just disconnected from reality rn and the days are all blurred together and I feel completely apathetic towards everyone/everything around me so it's really hard for me to maintain a conversation" without saying that?

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Well my week has been exciting so far.

[neat-deadandlive-things]

I had some other work to do this morning (Figuring out some algae stuff involving 1000 L mesocosm up a mountain) so mystery species has been sitting alone in the lab all morning…..

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Made it up to the lab today to find this. It’s probably from the fridge defrosting and not the creepy “algae”.

[neat-deadandlive-things]

June 13th Update.

According to a few colleagues it’s either a plant, an algae, or a fungi. So that’s been helpful.

After a day with some sunlight I think I might be seeing some chloroplasts.

It seems to like the nutrient solution I added yesterday though!

[lynati]

I for one welcome our new plant, algae, or fungi overlords.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I was about to say “in a sensible lab people wouldn’t waste time with this, they’d autoclave the bottles and move on” but on reflection I can’t think of a single bio lab I’ve been in that wouldn’t immediately go “ooh, mystery algae, that sounds like a fun challenge; let’s devote multiple hours to identifying it for no reason”.

[kit6]

I need updates tell me about the algae

[neat-deadandlive-things]

The mystery algae/plant/fungi/alien is stuck in the university growth chamber. With everything going on I probably won’t get to check in on it until September, possibly not until 2021.

[howieduet]

So by that time it will have developed what, writing?

[neat-deadandlive-things]

God I hope so, then I can train it to write my thesis!

[alexaloraetheris]

This entire post is the most on-brand biologist thing I have seen in my entire godforsaken life. The moment this pandemic is over these guys have another crisis ready for us.

[lucky-182]

Can we get an update cause this is crazy

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Update: Due to the global pandemic, the algae has been left alone in a weird hidden growth chamber for a year and will likely stay there for another year. Enjoy that information!

[expectedbehavior]

Oh god oh fuck oh Jesus fuck

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

Can Catholics be vegan? Communion isn’t vegan. Is it? Is Jesus a legume?

Guys, please, I need a break. Veggie Tales doesn’t cover this and that is the extent of my theological training.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tipsyggnostalgic]

[abiglizord]

the only valid response. children dirty themselves a lot, you dont want them to do it in permanent marker

[scottandhiskind]

The lack of reading comprehension in the notes is fucking astounding

[mysharona1987]

[irresponsible-masochist]

I saw a similar thing in a screenshot on Reddit the other day.