my beloved James Fitzjames calms me down

sideblog for fandom stuff + nonsense. I follow from yemiello

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[y2kcompatible]

[sunshine-tattoo]

man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

[softasadove]

(seriously unwell) don't you think he'd look nice in the garden of eden shamefully covering himself with leaves

[crazysodomite]

guy who only experienced torture: this reminds me of the torture i went through

guy who only experienced torture: i don't like this because it's too unlike the torture

guy who only experienced torture: i'm afraid of not being tortured

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[devpalmer]

the text scammers are resorting to victorian letter type tactics

[guinevereslancelot]

first base is wound tending second base is hand touching

[thereforealiar]

guy who’s forgotten the term shipping voice. I want them to go on a grueling and deadly journey across a glacier together

[taxidermycatgirl]

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

[mijacoge0]

im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

[kwisatzzhaderach]

[shetheyslain]

My room is so fucking cold my pussy just broke off and shattered

[the-terror-bracket]

Round 1!

who'd you rather go dress shopping with?

James Fitzjames

Solomon Tozer

Voting ended onJan 17

[18thcenturythirsttrap]

I have seen another propagandist argue that a small budget would be an issue when dress shopping with JFJ, but I would ask my honourable friend to consider - what if you put it before him as a challenge? The best possible high-fashion dress on the smallest possible charity shop budget? I mean, walking back to Britain from China couldn't possibly be as hard as that, could it?

[iveseenitinmovies]

i can see jamie as one of those vintage thrift shop addicts who loves going from shop to shop hunting for rare designer finds. also jamie absolutely knows all about which shilouettes would sit best on you and which colour and shade goes best with your skin and hair and eyes etc etc im sure you know what i mean. tozer never stood a chance im sorry

[harpieisthecarpie]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the new viral trend is swimming in the river with an abdominal wound! take an #AbdominalWoundRiverSwim and post your results

[aughtsix-deactivated20260421]

i love this shot. just a little guy and his armful of stolen guns.

[jessaerys]

last night while i was brushing my teeth i came to the conclusion that striving for glory is incompatible with coziness and i think i may have fixed my fear of mediocrity with this one simple trick

[jessaerys]

you are an arrangement of atoms that happens to be momentarily conscious. you may spend your second of wakefulness trying to get this assambly of matter remembered for a couple minutes longer in the grand scheme of the universe or you can use it to be cozy in bed. easy choice

[jessaerys]

do you think taylor swift is ever cozy? we all know what happened to the franklin expedition

[dogpuppy]