Birdie.Brained.Buffoonery

[birdie-brained]

Ddddddrum roll please for the one, the only, Birdie Brained Buffoonery!!!!

19 y/o, he/they, gender fluid & masc-presenting hobgoblin of a creature. You can call me Skye, Birdie, or Fox :]

On T since 2/11/2026‼️‼️

I'm mainly an artist and a writer (when I have the energy to do either). Novels (all unfinished), poetry, songs (also unfinished), acrylic paint (you guessed it, unfinished), watercolors, graphite, charcoal (my beloved), ink- I do it all (or at least I try to. I never said I was particularly good)

Beyond that I'm a kinky little freak with social anxiety (and yes, it sucks but Fuck It We Ball)

RULES: Absolutely no AI (do not feed ANY of my work to AI- this includes text posts, art, or anything else posted here); respect the DNI rules; don't like what you see? just scroll and move on- block me if you must; don't yuck someone else's yum (this also means don't force your yum onto other people!!), be nice and respectful, remember that any NSFW writing here is either fictional/a fantasy OR completely consentual

DNI: minors, terfs/transphobes, "I can fix you" folks, and bigots

Freaky Shit Below ;PP

Yums: Pet play (my beloved 💕💕), bongage, overstim, praise & teasing degradation, primal play, subbing (my beloved once more💕💕💕)

Yucks: Scat/piss, domming (doming?? Who knows, all I know is that I'm too indecisive for that shit and I cry and crumble when put into positions of power), heavy CNC (specifically that involving rape; trauma is so silly like that)

(Please note: No hate to anyone who likes my "yucks", it's just not my cup of tea)

BDSM Test Results:

[infectiouspiss]

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

[weredogphin]

guy with a knot who gets oversensitive every time because the knot locks him inside the other person while he's cumming and for a while after, and he gets all whiny and twitchy desperate and pathetic as he keeps trying and failing to pull out prematurely (which is inadvertently making the knot last even longer due to extra stimulation). having to hold him down and reassure him and remind him to breathe, telling him how good he's doing and how amazing he feels inside you while he stuffs you full of cum, and his eyes are completely glazed over while he whimpers and begs for you to let him pull out because he's way too sensitive and it hurts and just please please please let him pull out (he wouldn't be able to pull out even if you "let him" because the knot is still firmly locked inside)

[caninelynx]

oh my god ME, someone please let me knot them :(

[graphicsapphicbaby]

Um??? I am not collared and on a leash????? What if I get lost???? Irresponsible on everyones part

[dogboyblood]

[fishboykissesboys]

puppy wants belly rubs and scratches behind the ears and to be pet and called a good boy and then fucked so well he cant even think anymore

[dumbfagdog]

tummy rubs “who’s a good boy huh?” except ur hand is moving closer and closer to my waistband

soon enough ur fingers are inside me and i’m drooling “yeah does that feel good puppy?”

[demitranspupboy]

Could really go for a dom that wants to tease me by putting just the tip in and jerking off til they cum in me

[oliversqueernhere]

ooo you wanna call me a good boy so badly… you wanna tell me i’m such a pretty puppy and deserve all the treats in the world… you wanna clip my collar around my neck and tell me it fits perfectly before pulling it so tight i can hardly breathe… fuck i’m drooling

[hysteric-boy]

Faux sympathy on puppy!!

Oh does it hurt puppy? Poor thing. Just try to relax, sweetheart. I know I know, you can cry. Poor pup. It hurts so bad yeah?

But they’re still doing it and actually going harder the more they cry

[were--ralph]

I think you should be able to stimulate a clit so much that it pops like a popcorn

[hysteric-boy]

This was so stupid, his dumbass friends were arguing about if people with vaginas had another hole up there. He stupidly yelled at them “I have a cunt you dumb fucks, I know my own anatomy!”

They went quiet. And then they were begging him to let them look. And now he was laying back on the floor with his legs spread and three dumb ass fucking idiots poking and prodding at his cunt.

“Dude…your cunt is fucking hot.” One of them mumbles, using his fingers to spread his lips and look inside. “And your dick, it’s really growing huh? I’ve never seen an actual trick.”

“Yeah…hey I wanna see something.” He doesn’t expect it when his friends tongue is dragged against his cunt, bottom right up to his now twitching dick.

“You’re getting hard!”

“You just licked my fucking dick no shit I’m getting hard!” He defended, trying to close his legs and making the other boys whine.

“No dude come on! We’re just looking!”

“And licking!”

He rolls his eyes and that’s when he catches the only one being quiet, he’s looking at his cunt and stroking his own cock.

“You taste really good.”

“Does he? I want to try to!” And he’s got a face shoved between his legs, lapping at his pulsing hole and perked cock. His head throws back gasping, hands tangled into a head full of hair.

“Oh my…fucking hell! Asshole! Give some warning!” He scolded, but he didn’t pull him away.

“Oh fuck, yeah dude suck his cock. I wanna see him cum.”

“I’m…’mmmm…right here asshole!” He doesn’t sound as intimidating when he’s moaning and writhing on the floor. He hears the sounds of zippers going down, and he sees his friends startin to jerk themselves off.

“Can…dude please let me put it in. I want to fuck you so bad right now.”

“What?! No! Just jerk off!”

“No dude come on please?!”

There’s fingers inside him now, rubbing against his sensitive nerves and making electricity shoot up his spine.

“M…not…not a fucking girl!”

That’s gets them to freeze. They share a look before speaking again.

“We know that.”

“Yeah dude, we know. Just fuckin horny yeah? And you don’t need as much prep.”

“No really, listen! Bottom this time and next time I’ll do it yeah? Fuckin wish I knew we were doin this I would’ve prepped before coming. You got a strap right? I’ve seen it in your dresser.”

He blinks at them. They’re not touching him because he has a cunt. They’re touching him because they’re horny idiots who all want to fuck eachother. What fucking morons. He sighs again, a smile spreading on his face as he relaxed and closes his eyes.

“Fine, but you fuckers better be good at this. I’m not bottoming for a shit fuck! Should see what you losers are doing anyway, then when I get to top I’ll show you how a man is supposed to fuck.”

[domwitch]

I need to get pounded into the mattress by a big sweet puppyboy twice my size who whimpers and cries and pants with his tongue out and he goes "pleasepleaseplease let me cum inside, I have so much for you pleasepleasepleaseeeee mmngghhh you feel sooo good, mnh so good uh- please can I fill you up? I got soo much for you just for you all for you please 🥺🥺🥺" and when I finally give him permission he goes "thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyo-" and fills me up, leaving my pussy dripping with his cum.

[obsequist]

What’s CNC

Cookies n cream babie

[transpidered]

cuddling with a trans boy in nothing but our boxers, laying on my back, my boy clinging to my side with his face resting on my chest, stroking his hair, "get on top of me and sit still.", him obeying so easily, once hes straddling me, his crotch on mine, his hands at my sides for support, id place a vibrator between us, turning it on high enough that he knows if he could get a little friction he'd be able to cum, his soft whine, groping his ass over his underwear, going even harder, seeing him get more needy, pulling back and slapping, a quick moan escaping while he bucks his hips, "aw i know you cant help it baby boy, just a bit more okay? hold still." and spanking him even harder, his legs and arms straining, smacking a few more times until hes moaning and whining and dripping through his underwear, "go ahead. fuck yourself stupid while i spank you." my beautiful boy letting his arms fail so he collapses on top of me, his face on my neck, grinding and slamming his hips down on my crotch, the vibrator getting us both off, pulling down his underwear to expose his ass, rubbing, smacking, then rubbing lower, slipping my fingers in his cunt, him moaning and rocking back and forth to fuck his cock on the vibrator and his hole on my fingers, "such a handsome boy, so perfect, look at what a mess you're becoming for me, doesn't it feel good?" him nodding and shaking and writhing "mnh feels good, feels so good sir", just keep toying with him, fingering him, biting his shoulder, thrusting my hips to jerk his cock harder, us both moaning that we're close, grabbing his waist and just drilling up into him, pounding him down on me, whining and cumming together, turning off the vibrator and laying in a fucked out pile

[ginero-o]

As much as I love to be a horny pup and be treated like his slut I also just love being his cute little pup and turn all my thoughts off when he cuddles with me or pats my head. 🐶🐾

[saltiecattoz]