U can't get me like eric cartman

Rob. Venusian. I also happen to be a hunter, a wizard and a time-lord. Random shit over here.

[fyeahsailormoon]

Las Guerreros De La Justicia

[xdrain-deactivated20160415]

lo reblogeo porque es elvisa

[fairity]

pinche elvisa 

[princesszelda-rekt]

“… Groups of 5”

ohshit

[sharpedos]

[raiily]

Not today selfies (actually last one is not a selfie) but I wanted to participate. I’m 100% mexican living in México.

[birdie-kun]

My name is Isabel and I’m 100% mexican

[martymcflyinthefuture]

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

[lsposture-blog]

YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN YOU GUYS

NEVER

[versaceslut]

me and my hunties arriving at the funeral of my second sugar daddy

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via StewPaddasso)

[pixel-life-daily]

[bushybrowboy-deactivated2015041]

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

[hoespice-deactivated20180619]

"i expected better from you" well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that

[youdontsnowme]

[ponderouspocketwatch-blog]

[middleearthkingdom-deactivated2]

This is pretty much me in the shower

[cas-in-the-sassbutt-deactivated]

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

[thescienceofjohnlock]

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

[maxofs2d]

[neptunes-booty]

that’s almost too cruel almost

[dduane]

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

[trollprincess]

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

[film-bones]

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

[queerist]

Vicious. I love it.

[onepieceperson]

When you start shipping something new

[loveselfishlove]

CHRISTMAS EVE IS TOMORROW AND I STILL DONT FEEL CHRISTMASSY QUICK SOMEONE SLAP SOME FESTIVE CHEER INTO ME

[idioticteen]

trying to avoid old classmates in public like leonadro dicaprio avoiding the paps 

[placentalasagna]

Honestly

[brittany-murphy]

[betterthankanyebitch]