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[birdiedoesdc]

don't you know i'm desperate for you? (explicit; 9.3k)

"Fuck off," Jason says automatically. He digs a knuckle into his forehead, Percy watching all the while. "Listen. All I'm trying to say is if something's—if I fucked up, you have to tell me what to do—"

"Okay," Percy says easily. "Get on your knees."

Jason blinks and he's staring down at the ground. His kneecaps ache in a way that promises future bruises, because he hadn't been thinking about anything beyond the firmness in Percy's voice, how perfectly actionable the command itself was. Percy said Get on your knees and Jason's first and last thought had been to fucking drop. He has to crane his head up to look at Percy now, who's looking down at him with his head tilted to one side and lips tilted up with it, crooked canine sitting sweetly in his mouth.

"That was good," Percy says.

"Uh-huh," Jason says vaguely, and then, "You son of a bitch."

***

Sometimes, Jason likes being told what to do. Luckily, Percy likes telling him.

[birdiedoesdc]

okay clearly there’s some resurging discourse i skimmed over are we relitigating the end of utrh again

[arcade-confetti]

*Jason through a speaker*: Bruce. You are currently on a fast moving trolley with no brakes. There's two tracks ahead of you. If you do nothing. The trolley will run over one person. A mass murderer and torturer who's killed and disabled many people you personally know and care about, destoryed the city several times, and has caused mass destruction to the world and will continue to do so.

*Jason through a speaker*: If you choose to turn the trolley to prevent his death, you will turn it onto me, your son. And kill me in the very place we met.

Bruce: Heroes should never let anyone die. There's always a third option *derails the trolley and kills Jason anyway*

[kushblazer666]

[toomanyf4ndoms77]

Duke Thomas and Stephanie brown are in contrasting ends of the “Batman is not my dad, he’s my sport coach.” I can elaborate later, maybe.

[vitafictio]

such a cute couple

[timejoshi]

now i don't think dick would be like, a drug dealer in the "deals drugs" sense but i do think he would have a cupboard full of every migraine medication known to man and i don't just mean your regular advil extra strength or some bootleg excedrin i'm talking medications you can only find in post-soviet splinter nations and they're not legal there either. bottle of pure phenacetin. jar of something he stole from ra's al ghul he doesn't even know what's in it but it worked when he got that concussion. and if he likes you he lets you have a sample

[l0adingout]

a generation of sidekicks

[timejoshi]

judd winick was never allowed to reach his full potential of writing gay but homophobic characters. just another thing dc took from you

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

do u have a fav robin? (dc) or do u prefer Batman solo?

yeah batman definitely worked better before robin got added to the mix. he was really good from march 1939 to april 1940 and it's all been downhill since then.

[stockholmgf]

think i wanna get beat up w/ aftercare so i can experience someone feeling remorse for treating me badly

[iconicname]

[birdiedoesdc]

birdie does jay todd week 2025

N.J.S.A. 39:3-10: day 1, drive. (g, 1.4k)

Jason Todd breaks some laws. No, not those ones. No, not those ones either.

do you still wake up reaching for an empty space?: day 2, chronic pain (t, 4.5k)

Jason lives after Ethiopia. Now he and Bruce have to figure out what comes next.

buried, banging at your door: day 3, monster and league of assassins (m, 3.4k)

In order to bring him back, Talia turns Jason into a vampire. This changes surprisingly little.

i'm gonna kill you if you don't beat me to it: day 4, immortal jason todd (t, 1.6k)

Jason Todd is immortal. Dick Grayson is in the middle of an ongoing crisis.

this live, throbbing age that brawls: day 5, jason is a literature nerd (t, 2.5k)

Jason gets into a fistfight over literature. As one does.

mechanically up all night, though: day 6, red hood and the outlaws (t, 2.2k)

Steph hangs with the Outlaws.

i'd save a life if i thought it belonged to you: day 7, lifeline (t, 3.7k)

Sofia Gigante mentors the Red Hood. When she gets shot, he takes it a little personally.

[ourqueenwanda]

Superman sketches ;3

[birdiedoesdc]

“jason todd is really just mad the world moved on after he died” Well Yeah? is this strictly a hundred percent rational no of course not. part of grief is moving on and that’s not about jason, that’s about life. but he is 1.) a traumatized victim of a violent crime 2.) A TEENAGER which is, as we all know, a demographic famed for their emotional rationality 3.) a character in a story. and sometimes characters in story make irrational decisions based on irrational beliefs because it’s the most interesting thing they can do to move the story forward. crazy how that works

[balls-4-lyfe]

my sweetie pie🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[crispy-kitten-princess]

I dived through first audiobook and struggled though half of a second (it was tough to concentrate on plot without Sophie), i love Sophie Hater sm