vulture

23yr (she/they); queer; a birder

[shalmonsdraws]

🟩🟨🟧🟨🟩

[birdin-and-leanin]

me asking for the joint at the function

[redstonedust]

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

[fuckvictorvale]

life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over

[birdin-and-leanin]

Dynema feels like a magical material. Very DnD-esque. Absolute wizandry

[birdin-and-leanin]

Pouring my torani syrup into my Italian soda with the solemness of an old man pouring more whiskey

[birdin-and-leanin]

Manic pixie dream girls should only be allowed to make a comeback in yuri

[purple-egg-yolk]

I think the most interesting thing about Aliens possibly not being real is that it would mean blue whales are the largest living creature in the universe

[birdin-and-leanin]

Could Merlin please let me listen to music at the same time. I’m outsourcing to you for a reason

[important-animal-images]

[purple-egg-yolk]

Someone asked me how my break went and I couldn’t come up with a quick enough answer so I just started listing new birds I had seen and they were just like “uh huh, uh huh,” 😭

[birdin-and-leanin]

I hate seeing deals on marketplace for late game items

Like I just found a great deal on a spinning wheel, but I don’t have property or sheep yet

[birdin-and-leanin]

Outdoor brands that don’t list the weight of their gear are FAKE and PERFORMATIVE

[birdin-and-leanin]

Why no pulp in your orange juice white boy

[herpsandbirds]

Malabar Pied Hornbills (Anthracoceros coronatus), L - female, R - male, family Bucerotidae, order Bucerotiformes, Karnataka, India

photograph by Prasanna Rv

[birdin-and-leanin]

Any man that uses a number to describe how a woman looks should not be allowed to date women

[birdin-and-leanin]

Is the friendship really good if it’s not a little homoerotic

[waffle4brains]

"I got that dog in me"

The dog in question: