Reuploading a BUNCH of old songs, since Tindeck is super dead and replacing those Tindeck links with direct uploads isn’t working.
Old post: https://www.tumblr.com/birdofbreath/57251907646/boys-boys-boys-troll-style-the-first-of-a?source=share
Original song: Boys Boys Boys by Lady Gaga
(TEREZI: Alright guys, shut up, it's starting!) (VRISKA: I'm going to rock this better than aaaaaaaall of you.) (NEPETA: I hope I don't forget my lines.) (ARADIA: Why am I here?) (FEREZI: Oh, clam up. This will be FUN!)
TEREZI Hey there crabby baby So adorably vicious Your blood smells like cherry; it is so delicious Feeling kinda flushed, flushed Think we got a crush, crush ((NEPETA: Are you talking about Kar-kitty?)
VRISKA It's cute that you think Pupa's cool and flarp is just a game. Paraplegic and pathetic, sooo laaame Get up off your back, back Let's start something black black (TEREZI: Ha! Tavros, black!)
TEREZI We like short or tall!
NEPETA On our shipping walls!
VRISKA We live to torment them!
FEFERI + ALL We glub them!
(VRISKA: Alright, I have to admit. This is pretty fun) (TEREZI: Take it meow-beast girl, you're next!)
NEPETA You're sometimes kind of mean And make me ask purrmission You're fluffy underneath It's shipper's intuition! You're the best meowrail, rail Feeling really pale, pale!
FEFERI Let's go to the horn pile And we'll glub all day! You give me double-vision When you look my way. Fishing for some glub, glub Let me give you a hug, hug! (NEPETA: Ooh, the feeeeels!)
[Chorus x2] ARADIA I recall before you killed me Your affection seemed to thrill me Ancient ruins were our joy You, my bifurcated boy
NEPETA Aradia, that's really sad!
FEFERI Cheer up, fishy, don't feel bad! Â
TEREZI Yeah, we've got some boys to win!
VRISKA Or if you're desperate, Eridan.
(KANAYA: Oh. My. What are all of you doing over here?) (VRISKA: Kanaya, get out of here. Trust me, this has NOTHING to do with you!) (KANAYA: I'm going, I'm going. No need to push, Vriska.)
[Chorus x3] (VRISKA: We are aaaaaaaawesome.) (TEREZI: See, what'd I tell you? What better way to take your mind off being stuck on a meteor with a bunch of smelly boys!) (ARADIA: Can I go now?) (VRISKA: Come on, everyone! Lunch on Pyrope!)