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I’m ALWAYS happy to do a favor for a friend. JUST SAY THE WORDS.
STARTER CALL
lecter .
“You should know the difference between a clinical interest and that of a personal one. Especially with your previous interest in Will Graham, and from experience you should know that Frederick takes a liking to me.”
“ Aw, I was just teasing you. And here I thought you would’ve taken the joke. Though I’m sure I can’t be the only person you’ve met who’s had the same... way of thinking that I do. ”
??? .
Lambert laughs, a dry sound, teeth tinted pink, pupils dilated encased by amber, high on adrenaline, lungs scrambling for air, oh boy does he love it when he gets a chance like this, to fight for the sake of fighting, to let the anger held within him roam free and destroy whatever it touches. One of the most exhilarating feelings in the world.
“ Hey, I had a GREAT TIME… “
Tongue runs along his teeth as he feels the metallic taste in his mouth, hissing slightly but that only makes his grin wider.
“ And you end up paying too? Damn… okay, it’s a date. “
He wanted to laugh more at that. He DID laugh at that. Perhaps it was the adrenaline pumping through and slowly ebbing out of his system that let him slip like that. But the thought that he wasn’t the only one a bit delusional enough to enjoy a fight like that seemed perfectly coincidental. He wiped away the rest of the blood from under his nostrils and stood up straight. Matthew was going to be feeling it the next day.
“ Good. I’m Matthew. ”
His hand was offered forward in a friendlier way than their fists had just previously met.
??? .
Kieran gave an amused smile as the other leaned against the wall, no doubt his head spinning. “Here, some water will help,” he passes a glass of water to him, just as a rowdy cheering echoes from the living room just outside the kitchen. The party was in full swing, with multiple drinking games going on. So much for civilized college parties in this neighborhood.
“I’ve never seen you before with the college’s rugby team. Are you a freshman? You look a little older to be one,” Kieran hums, resting his chin on his knees as he settles against the kitchen island opposite of him. Given that the meek art major’s friendly relations with the college team, he was invited to that evening’s party with the promise of food- although, he did seem a little out of place with his jumpers and small stature.
Usually Matthew wasn’t one to go to parties like this. He preferred to keep to himself and avoid anyone that would just end up irritating him. The sports teams usually ended up doing just that. But one of the people he had been studying with had asked him, and with no good excuse like the ones he used so many times before, he was dragged along. Unfortunately, the more bored/irritated he was with the people around him, the less he focused on how much he was drinking.
Taking the water as it was offered to him, Matthew sighed and just let the cool glass rest on his face for a moment before taking a sip of it. “ Junior... this is my first time coming to one of these parties. ” And he hated it as much as he knew he would. “ You seem like you’re pretty used to these. ”
🎃 HALLOWEEN SENTENCE PROMPTS !
❝ happy halloween! ❞
❝ are you going to go to this halloween part with me tonight? ❞
❝ it’s halloween, so everyone is going to be dressed up. ❞
❝ is that your idea of a costume? ❞
❝ i thought we agreed to stay in and have a horror movie marathon. ❞
❝ i went to the store and bought all new halloween decorations. ❞
❝ are you going to help me put up these halloween lights? ❞
❝ it’s halloween and we are spending it by going to a haunted house. ❞
❝ i have plans halloween night, unlike you. ❞
❝ we can always go to the pumpkin patch instead. ❞
❝ are you going to help me carve these pumpkins or not? ❞
❝ aww, where’s your halloween spirit? ❞
❝ look, i carved this pumpkin all by myself, what do you think? ❞
❝ wanna go out with me for halloween? ❞
❝ come on, halloween’s not so bad. it’s actually fun. ❞
❝ okay, i’ve got the best ghost story, wanna hear? ❞
❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞
❝ are you going to take me trick or treating this year again? ❞
❝ come on, we have to go buy costumes for this party. ❞
❝ it’s going to be cold on halloween, are you sure you want to wear that? ❞
❝ you are literally the same thing every year for halloween. ❞
❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞
❝ how about a pumpkin spice latte? ❞
❝ please, never use fake blood for a halloween prank. ❞
❝ oh no, please, tell me this isn’t another one of your ideas for a halloween prank. ❞
❝ you think you can scare me? ❞
❝ remember to always check your candy! ❞
❝ where is all the candy i just bought? ❞
❝ we are not going to a cemetery just because it may or may not be haunted. ❞
❝ i’m not going in a graveyard, are you crazy? ❞
❝ i’m going to dress up as the grim reaper because i feel like death. ❞
❝ trick or treat. ❞
❝ want to trade out some of our candy? ❞
❝ we should do a halloween game, like truth or dare ‘cept it’s trick or treat? ❞
❝ what school has a halloween dance party? ❞
❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞
❝ are we really going to carve all these pumpkins? ❞
❝ you know, that was the best halloween party ever. ❞
❝ i’m going to a halloween party and you’re not invited. ❞
❝ you should totally come with me for this halloween thing tonight. ❞
❝ we can stay up late and watch scary movies. ❞
❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞
❝ let’s see who can carve there pumpkins the fastest! ❞
❝ i can’t believe they put some of these costumes on the racks. ❞
❝ what’s the point in decorating your house for just one night? ❞
❝ i’ve got a spooky story for you, if you want to hear. ❞
❝ do we have to go to this haunted trail? ❞
❝ that haunted trail/house sucked, i want my money back. ❞
❝ i didn’t see you at the halloween festival earlier. ❞
❝ i have to take my ______ trick or treating, or else i would. ❞
❝ are you going to the halloween thing they are having today? ❞
❝ do you really think the dead are roaming free among us on halloween night? ❞
❝ halloween is my favorite holiday, so i’m going with or without you. ❞
❝ you want to help me set up this halloween party? ❞
❝ this is going to be the best halloween of all time. ❞
❝ i’m just saying, let loose and have some fun for a change. ❞
❝ we should just make our own costumes. ❞
❝ we’re definitely getting matching costumes. ❞
❝ i entered are names for this costume contest, one of us will definitely win. ❞
❝ i do not want to be in a costume contest. ❞
❝ wait, what? you don’t want to do anything at all on halloween night? ❞
❝ well, it’s over. now we have to wait all the way until next year. ❞
❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞
‘ you really think i’m capable of anything right now – especially sitting up?? ’ it was one thing if the room were to stop spinning. but exhaustion hit him like a bag of bricks and he just wanted to lie down.
@kiantrev ||drunk starters
??? .
❛ you’re sure you don’t want a respirator? ❜ take the offer, she doesn’t do a third time. she wouldn’t have even done it this time if it wasn’t so ———— full. not just with the living dead but actual corpses too; it was recent that these people died. ❛ these people thought they could survive at a walmart. wow. ❜
‘ ... i’ll take it. ’ though he didn’t see any reason he would need one -- the worst thing about there was the smell, he wasn’t about the pass up the offer. especially if the time arose that he would need it. ‘ if walmart had a gun store in it, they might have made it. ’ might have. they probably would have died a more gruesome death, if he really thought about it.
The Walking Dead Sentence Meme
slatemicro:
xladythiefnori:
“You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, they’re all gonna be doing that.”
“We got here together, and we’re still here.”
“You’re a survivor. You always were.”
“Are you sure they won’t find out?”
"When they come for us, we’ll end it. The whole thing.”
“There is no right; there’s just the wrong that doesn’t pull you down.”
"I don’t take chances anymore.”
“Dibs is dibs.”
“I’m going like I should have. Don’t come after me, please.”
“ I’m not planning to die today. ”
“Why are dingleberries brown? ”
“We’re going to have to fight”
“I like you people. I trust you. Trust us. “
“ You need to know things aren’t as simple as they might seem. ”
“ You still got family and you still got a home..”
“ Someday this pain will be useful to you.“
” The only thing that keeps you from being a monster is killing. “
“You point a gun at me, and I’m the asshole? “
“ The people around you dying, that’s the hard part. .”
“ You’re smarter than that. We don’t need to leave breadcrumbs. ”
“ Walkers, people, anything that gets anywhere near me, I kill them. .”
“ You go or you stay. Those are your choices. I will not allow you to kill me. I will not allow that.
“ Good luck, dumbass. ”
“ We don’t leave anyone behind. ”
“ It hams my biscuits. ”
“ I know this sounds insane. But this is an insane world. .”
"What it indicates is we are neck deep up shit creek with our mouths wide open.”
“ I fully respect the hair game.”
“We’ll survive, I’ll show you how. ”
“ The longer they’re out there, the more they become what they really are. ”
“ I want you to help us survive. “
“ You look ridiculous.. “
“You fought to be here and we have to keep fighting. “
“ I’m taking anyone back there who wants to leave. If you want to come with us, step forward now. “
“ Get over yourself. You’re not the only one who lost something today. “
“ We don’t go back. “
“ They think I’m scrawny. They think I’m weak. But they don’t know shit about me. “
“ I think pretty people taste better, too. “
“ Good news is you’re not dead yet. “
“ Nowadays people are just as dangerous as the dead.“
“ You’re the butcher, or you’re the cattle. “
“ I have to talk you all in to doing something, something I know we need to do. And I don’t know how to talk about it. “
“ You can lose a lot of soldiers but still win the game. “
“ You’re a tough son of a bitch. “
“ You don’t have to like what I did, just accept it. “
“We don’t get to be upset. We all have our jobs to do. “
“ When you care about people, getting hurt is kind of a part of the package. “
“ Your place or my place? “
“ I’m just tired of losing people. “
“ How many walkers have you killed? How many people have you killed? Why? “
“ We’re all infected. “
“It’s a wonder you people have survived this long.”
“ You see 11 condoms, I see 11 minutes of my life I’m not getting back. “
“ Man, I’m gonna get shit-faced drunk again. “
“ We don’t kill the living. “
“ I know how the safety works. “
“ The line is pretty clear: zero tolerance for Walkers. “
“ The world ended. Didn’t you get the memo? “
“ Bright side, it’ll be the fall that kills us. “
“ One thing I do know, don’t you get bit. “
❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞ [ jack ]
‘ i’d say close your eyes and imagine them, but i think you should do that in the comfort of your own bed. ’ if the guy was even capable of making it there, a feat that seemed highly unlikely.
@wemketherules || drunk starters
Drinking starters
as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)
CONCERN.
❝How much have you had to drink?❞
❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞
❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞
❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞
❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞
❝I thought you said you were clean!❞
❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞
❝Let me drive you home.❞
❝You are NOT driving like this!❞
❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞
❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞
DRUNK.
❝Is this real life?❞
❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞
❝How do you show fish affection?❞
❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞
❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞
❝Drunk I am not.❞
-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞
❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞
❝I’m not even tired.❞
❝I should call my ex.❞
❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞
❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞
-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞
❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞
ANGST.
❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞
❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞
❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞
❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞
❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞
❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞
❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞
❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞
❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞
❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞
❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞
FLUFF/FUN.
❝You’re cute, you know that?❞
❝You wanna get wasted?❞
❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞
❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞
❝I’m having a party for two.❞
❝You’re so hot.❞
❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞
❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞
*kisses on forehead*
*kisses on cheek*
*kisses on lips*
“ last i knew, i wasn’t bothering anyone like this. ”
hey you, yes you, we should rp.
this is a message to all of my mutuals, especially the ones that i have not yet interacted with !! we should get together and do a thing. i can look through your wishlist, or you can look at mine. or we can pants it. even just a small thing. or even a verse. i am open to many things. but really, let’s just do a thing. okay ? like this, or message me, or IM me– i like the IM thingy. c:
“ How many times have you come to visit me in the last month?? I’m beginning to assume you might actually like me. ”
@pcliteness
TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
❛ I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand. ❜
cupping her hand with both of his own, matthew looked to myrtle and sighed, bringing her hand up to press a gentle kiss to the tops of her fingers. she was devoted, loyal, almost to an enormous fault. what he did in the lab behind his shop, the potions he made and tested on himself, was something that could be found in the deepest depths of hell. did she truly want to be with him so badly that she would endure that??
‘ once i hold on, it’ll be damn hard to let go. just want you to know that. ’
a warning, a subtle one, something he hoped she would heed. yet matthew wasn’t sure if he expected or wanted her to stay or leave.
@criedhard || various starters
various starters
❛ you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep. ❜
❛ hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice. ❜
❛ never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive. ❜
❛ death is the only god that comes when you call. ❜
❛ I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me. ❜
❛ the sun will rise and we will try again. ❜
❛ we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes. ❜
❛ I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating. ❜
❛ what doesn’t kill me better run. ❜
❛ she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword. ❜
❛ don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying. ❜
❛ she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening. ❜
❛ magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is. ❜
❛ I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down. ❜
❛ they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws. ❜
❛ all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red. ❜
❛ what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself. ❜
❛ how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch. ❜
❛ you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you. ❜
❛ I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire. ❜
❛ you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now. ❜
❛ you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous. ❜
❛ she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin. ❜
❛ it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave. ❜
❛ she looks like divine absolution. ❜
❛ I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget. ❜
❛ be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten. ❜
❛ you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself. ❜
❛ I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for. ❜
❛ never run back to what broke you. ❜
❛ I was quite, but not blind. ❜
❛ your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch. ❜
❛ we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry. ❜
❛ do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on. ❜
❛ I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut. ❜
❛ you can miss something but not want it back. ❜
❛ you can’t save people, you can only love them. ❜
❛ I came, I saw, I made it awkward. ❜
❛ we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like. ❜
❛ you’re always one decision away from a different life. ❜
❛ my brain has too many tabs open. ❜
❛ I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people. ❜
❛ there’s no ‘we’ in fries. ❜
❛ apology accepted, trust denied. ❜
❛ death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now. ❜
❛ life happens. coffee helps. ❜
❛ I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s. ❜
❛ I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony. ❜
❛ very early in my life it was already too late. ❜
❛ is that a threat or are you flirting with me. ❜
❛ was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives? ❜
❛ I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand. ❜
❛ I do bad things, and I do them very well. ❜
❛ you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted. ❜
❛ they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you. ❜
❛ drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart. ❜
❛ good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught. ❜
❛ a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart. ❜
❛ no airbag, we die like men. ❜
❛ true evil is, above all, seductive. ❜
❛ it takes more courage to suffer than to die. ❜
❛ you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once. ❜
❛ justice is vengeance in prettier packaging. ❜