Spicy Thoughts from a Scholarly Bird

I'm a trans girl in college who caved and made a spicy blog. NSFT, 18+. She/her. Bi but mostly sapphic Dms and asks open, I love attention! If you know me IRL, shush

[birdsspicythoughts]

Pinned post time!

People here call me Bird. I'm basically a kid who likes to show herself off to the internet to say the very least. My blog is full of many things trans and t4t, but sometimes I'll just post random bullshit. My DMs and asks are open, and I will engage with a lot of different people. I'm from the midwest so please excuse any odd slang that I use.

I don't post my face for privacy reasons but this is what I look like:

Minors and older people (like, old enough to be my dad), terfs and bigots, tranny chasers, and anyone with ill intentions DNI. I can't stop you from browsing but ffs don't interact.

I do post rather risqué pictures and such, and I understand that people find me attractive so if you want to see a little more of me than is allowed on tumblr, I'm often cool with sharing uncensored pics in DMs. Just don't be from my DNI list. I will block you :)

All of my pics are under "#bird.jpg". Reblog, do not repost them.

If you feel generous, I happily welcome tips :3 (psst, I might think you're cooler if you tip me)

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[hornetstabber]

i'm gonna go out on a limb and call that a complete lie

[mr-deep-downer]

which limb?

[hornetstabber]

penis

[mr-deep-downer]

penis isn’t a limb you idiot it’s an external sex organ

[hornetstabber]

my bad professor cock didn't realize i had an expert over here 🙄

[catboybiologist]

"tumblr follower count is so useless compared to other platforms like what does tumblr fame even get you"

Laid, apparently

[themainspoon]

How? (Important) (Time Sensitive)

[catboybiologist]

Step 1: go to irl even or dating app

Step 2: have someone mention in conversation to you "hey wait I think I follow you on tumblr"

Step 3: wake up in their bed somehow?

Step 4: repeat

[themainspoon]

Hmmm, sounds like it requires sharing images of oneself, I personally like being a disembodied and anonymous digital presence. I must find another way.

[stabbed-monster]

Present yourself with pictures of the lego skeleton bcs it goes hard as fuck

[stabbed-monster]

That wasn't the image i clicked

[catboybiologist]

Sure it wasn't

[arttla]

get beachy

[hotuglyqueer]

Okay now imagine that you could actually see my happy trail

Send asks about gender or sexuality or life or art or whatever

[depsidase]

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[bittsandpieces]

sending out a clip tomorrowww so you better join now 🥰

[grungixfungi]

All steamed up! :3

[cryybabyycatzz]

picnic fit

[sailatina3]

[lilsammy89]

Self love? Selfcest?? Both???

[corporationkills]

ain’t nothing wrong with a little :3 sometimes

[depravitydotexe]

ur regularly scheduled post-shave horniness

[trickstercarlos]

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

[64mpg]

doctors take one look at me and go wow you look perfectly healthy and then let me die on the floor

[spiteyote-resurrected]

the muzzle stays on

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