A challenger approaches...

For every battle I win I gain an eyebrow. One day I will become a brow

[cowboy]

[stinkersupreme]

Stupid fucking slut hour

[depsidase]

[feyosha]

[checks box on clipboard]

[cooing-pigeon]

this is for all the people who enjoy simply looking at pigeons doing their thing

[laymansterms12]

GOLF WITH NO LIMITS

[leporidie]

whenever my program freezes

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[angelicguy]

Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on "banished" in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.

[ryan-sometimes]

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them

“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

[noahnomore]

[t4timekeeper]

el chocolatine de los ojos tristes

[dat-soldier]

[ringneckedpheasant]

I am always saying this during museum visits

[guooey]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[mario-with-sunglasses]

just got a copy of Mario Sunshine for the secret new Nintendo system called Big GameCube. It's just a GameCube but bigger. Miyamoto says only I can have one because I'm his special boy

[that-house]

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[huffylemon]

my birthday is in july! :)

[chainmessage]

[desert-palm]

[sticker-pop]

2004 Tamagotchi sticker cards

[americiumam]

not now sweetie mommy’s bearing the curse.