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[arlo-mike]

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unsurviving version

[blazernotnotthatone]

Yeah I already got one

[veeviddream]

What are they giving him?

[qu0rky]

Radiostatic is the ship of all time. It has 30 billion different names and dynamics. Its most popular iteration used to be one-sided before season 2. They’re enemies. Vox’s One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession with Alastor™️ is present in most of their fics. They’re serial killers. They used to be friends. He should’ve stayed gone. They could’ve ruled Hell together. Deer and Shark. Radio and Video. Red and Blue. Vox held Alastor captive and brought him to a smoothie date. They have so many parallels it could be someone’s job to point them all out. They’re insufferable. They can never die. I hate them.

[r4dpup]

nearly got this wrong as im following a little guide i made for myself & nearly made this just regular radiostatic instead of sparksduo

[eggcats]

ideal radiostatic dynamic is both of them think the other is the most attractive demon in hell and everyone is envious of their luck, meanwhile everyone else looks at them like "can you come get your freak of a man he's doing things" about them both

[anne-adler]

[hutteer]

today is a special day

[miyakuli]

Lost his soul VS Lost his heart

[muchmorethanmoney]

He was planning a future with Alastor btw

[wazzi2ya]

One thing I adore about murdermedia is that no matter how hard he tries, Alastor simply CANNOT outfreak Vincent.

[thisbisexualbrainrot]

And they really thought they ate with this ending like it’s so crazy…

Y’all literally Job’d the fuck out of us.

[c0wiv3]

La idea la saqué de este Twitt de @LinalinaSin no me pude resistir a dibujar está situación. Estoy segura que está sería una debilidad de Alastor jajaja

[wolame-o-ccx]

I love voxal and it's variations

[catboyidia]

i think alastor will lovingly mock and tease vincent but oftentimes goes too far and doesn’t realize it until vincent’s storming away with tears in his eyes that he’ll deny wholeheartedly

the first time it happened alastor was confused cause he was so sure he was coming off as affectionate towards vincent, so he tried to keep going and got even more teasing, but vincent just looked like a kicked puppy, and alastor was absolutely shocked when he finally realized his narcissistic god complex having vincent could have insecurities and that he was pushing on every one of them

sometimes alastor does it on purpose though so he has an excuse to see vincent in his pouty sad puppy mood and so he can seem like an even better sweet comforting boyfriend, and vincent is far too love struck and affection starved that he never realizes or at least never confronts alastor on it, because he does enjoy the “doting” and affection even if he did know that alastor had him wrapped around alastor’s finger, right where alastor wanted him to be

[krylng]

I need radiostatic. I need radiostatic. I need radiostatic. I need murdermedia. Fuck radiosilence. Fuck staticsilence. I want them both in love and fucking. I need cannibalstatic. I need radiocult. Every version. Every AU. Canon or not. No amount of pills could dull the love I have for radiostatic. I need radiostatic canon. We need radiostatic canon. No doomed yaoi. Just old man yaoi. I need a spin off show that’s all radiostatic mortal rivals to extreme lovers, before season 1 and all the way to season 5. On everything I love I would give an arm and a leg for radiostatic. No staticmoth. I cannot force my self to indulge in the ship. Radiostatic is the only answer. Freakquency when they’re freaked together. Staticlovetune. Any version you like that’s radiostatic is amazing. If this isn’t canon in the next ten minutes the whole world will explode. Everyone will fear my wrath. Don’t test my anger. Don’t get me mad, Viv.

[rat-rambles]

What I find intresting about RadioStatic is it is the first popular ship I've seen where they are both turely awful.

Don't get me wrong Vox is worse. How ever we don't talk enough about how by the time we get to "I don't care what happens" Vox and Alstor both think Alastor has destroyed everything Vox had worked for his whole afterlife. Of corse Val and Vel litterly swooped in to save him and clearly he actually is still rich and famous so you know fine. Still these two do everything they can think of to hurt eachouther in ernest.

I like interview with the Vampire but Lestat is undeniably worse in the relationship. This is even more so with Hannibal like Will isnt even bad really. Meanwhile these 2 are at there apostle worse this season.

The idea that these 2 are actual enemies they actually are full claws out trying to hurt eachouther but also just below the surface there's still this bond between them.

It's SO SPICY!

[villainboygirl]

Can we talk about how Vox and Alastor are subtly protective of their allies?

Look here: when Vaggie points her spear at Vox, he is unfazed. But, the moment Vaggie does the same with Velvette, he immediately rushes to get her to safety:

Similarly, during the fight with Alastor, when he tries to hit Valentino and Velvette, Vox steps in to protect them:

And when does Alastor stop the fight? The moment he sees Niffty in danger: