"The Sorcerer"

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@birdy912
"The Sorcerer"
Also shoutout Will Byers skilled flirter because the way to get him from "you're kinda Vecna" to "you're the magic we need" IS to say "oh, so I'm evil" with the subtext of correct me correct me correct me correct me.
That's the move dude. That's the best way to get there without outright saying "tell me how wonderful you think I am". Nailed it, kid, first try.
God I want someone to look at me the way Mike Wheeler looks at Will Byers
the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated
My favorite type of bullshit.
Currently getting said bullshit.
Bro,
When my Rabbits are being naughty, I read them different rabbit recipes like a parent would read their child a bed time story.
It feels like that one study, where a researcher cussed out his dog in soft tones, and the dopamine in the dog’s brain increased.
CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!
Y’all ready for a 3am head cannon.
Ok… so…
Ra’s brought Janet Drake life..
He wanted to see if he could get Janet to produce another heir on par with Tim. (Yes I know its gross).
But when her pit madness kicks in, her dead maternal instincts kick in and she goes to find Timmy
So Tim’s just in the nest… vibing, not knowing he’s no longer an orphan… when an angry asf Janet breaks in.
As she starts to calms down, she finds out wtf is going on and realizes Tim is in fact not a teenager anymore,but in his early 20s.
She’s indifferent to Jack death… while she loved him… it was Jack.
But she is very impressed that her son is Co-CEO of WE and is curious as too why Ra’s chose her to play god with
After finding out about the whole spleen/heir/creep vibes she decides she’s going to not just kill him but take his empire too
The league of shadows will have a Drake as the next Demons head… just not Timothy
(Edited 7-14-24, because holy hell was that hard to read. I’m so sorry.)
After editing I wanted to add on the this…
Ok so…
It was actually really easy for Janet to take over the league, like too easy.
All she ended up doing was… she went back to Ra’s.
In exchange for some of her eggs, she wanted to be league trained.
She rationalized it to Ra’s “as the child’s mother I would need to be able to fight”
(She was also able to get out of sleeping with him by suggesting that he could pick the genetically superior eggs rather than chance…)
Ra’s… happy that Tim’s mom is ok with murder agrees and assigns Lady Shiva as a trainer.
After a few months with Lady Shiva, Shiva decides to start a rotation so Janet can learn more skills, like bomb making, gun training ect.( much like what Jason did)
Now, Lady Shiva was aware that this was Janet Drake, and reluctantly, she sent Talia and Janet to Gotham after calling in a favor with a former protege.
(Talia wanted to rattle Bruce, and missed her son. She also wanted to be a distraction so Janet could slip around under the radar.)
Shiva wanted Janet to be trained in how the bats/other capes work. What better way to do that then send her right into a dragons nest… literally.
One night, Tim comes home one night to Janet criticizing his security system….
“Timothy, you must really upgrade this place’s security . It’s concerning how easily I was able to slip in”
“No mother… I added your biometric data to the system so in the event Ra’s finds out out little plan, you would be safe. Drake manor has the same system.” “Now I’m guessing, your the new recruit Shiva told me about?” Tim smiled…
It was at that moment, Janet didn’t know if she should be proud or fear her son.
Jason was in on the plan, so in the 8 weeks of Janet being with Tim, their routine was…
Tim would go to work in the morning while Jason would come over and help train Janet.
When Tim would get home, Jason would go home and rest before patrol.
Tim would then let Janet physically rest while teaching her the mental stuff of being a bat… the detective side of the job
On nights where Janet went out on patrol, she went with Jason in Crime ally, Batman usually didn’t go there on patrol and that’s where Janet would be least likely to be noticed.
There was once a rumor of a new vigilante, but that never went far…
On nights where Tim and Janet went out together, Tim was solving crimes/gathering clues at specific locations.
Tim crossed paths with too many Bats on his routes to take Janet along quietly.
On nights where Tim didn’t go out on patrol, they discussed crimes and plotted better ways of taking over the league.
By the end of the 8 week rotation, they had bonded over training and was grateful that she was able to have a second chance with her son.
Ra’s was impressed with her progress, and knew that he had selected to right genetic donor for his next heir.
She went back to the league a better and smarter fighter.
However, her final task to prove loyalty to him and the league…
Bring Ra’s…
Timothy Drake.
btw if you're on this site it is your duty to reblog any post that has been prophecied to reach 10k notes. let's all annoy op
#this post deserves #10k notes #perchance.
ehh no actuallly it does not
Unfortunately for you, Tumblr is a site where the opinion least regarded on deserves notes is the original poster, sooo
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well. it's been over a month and we're not even at 1k yet, so I think I'm safe. perhaps 😌
....nate I'm really sorry I laughed at you for having posts with thousands of notes. don't do this to me
At least with falling in love with fictional guys, you understand that there is actually no chance of a romance.
Real guys, you just get your heart broken.
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
Graduating with my B.B.A in May.
I need this
Graduated on the 10th!
Damn…
I really got 3 degrees before we got the identity reveal…
does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???
NO BUT REALLY! I’m a marketing major in a big city in that area. His marketing strategy is genius. I fucking love it.
In order of the times they’ve come out
 Tim update :
So I’m on a collegiate robotics team. And as a joke last week we joked about getting a sticker of his face and putting it on the robot.
So we reached out to him to get permission, and not only is, he allowing us to put a sticker of his face on the robot, but he’s also sponsoring us, and said that he would spread the word of our club with other people.
He’s also interviewing us…
Can’t wait to meet this guy, stay tuned for future updates. 

@galahadwilder
You have broken containment. And @jasontoddsguns called it.
This is like the eighth time this post broke containment, I’m used to it
Oof. Sorry to bother you. Just wasn’t expecting you on a different algorithm/app and thought it was funny.
Hope your boss is all good tho, he must have a stomach of steel.
I was not bothered at all! Breaking containment delights me and I’m always happy to hear about another time I did it
@galahadwilder
You have broken containment. And @jasontoddsguns called it.
This is like the eighth time this post broke containment, I’m used to it
Oof. Sorry to bother you. Just wasn’t expecting you on a different algorithm/app and thought it was funny.
Hope your boss is all good tho, he must have a stomach of steel.
@galahadwilder
You have broken containment. And @jasontoddsguns called it.
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
Graduating with my B.B.A in May.
I need this