BirdyBellicose

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[birdybellicose]

☆ﾟ.*･ Hello From The Magic Tavern as Vines/TikToks! Part 2!(No Spoilers!) ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Its been so long I completely forgot the original font I used in the first vid!

It took all my willpower not to make the last one ALSO "The Fans + The Mysterious Man + Tricia."

 I chickened out at the last moment and deleted it because I got the most god awful shiver down my spine and I took it as a sign that I would be cursed by Tim Sniffen in some way if I posted it. But just know that Mysterious is most definitely one of the podcasts's "deceptively enticing yet still very much dangerous creatures that we REALLY shouldn't pet, yet we still insist that we try," characters (namely by me)

[agoldengalaxy]

Enjoy This Moment

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Simon is buzzing, and Trevor can't look down.

One minute, he’d been sitting in a dingy old cell, writing a letter to his mother that he’d never actually send. The next minute, a familiar voice cut through the silence, and Simon pulled the door clean off its hinges with an excited sparkle in his eye as he attempted to play it cool.

Now, they soar through the sky, leaving the blinding sirens and condescending government agents in the dust.

[dino-dancer]

New Simon x Trevor fic up!

[kyown]

no one told me that wonder man was gonna be extremely heartfelt age gap yaoi. idc that they’re calling it a bromance that ending scene was one of the gayest things marvel has ever put out period.

[birdybellicose]

Listen man, regardless of whatever dynamic you headcanon for WonderMan yaoi we all have to accept the fact that Simon is the little spoon when sleeping/cuddling.

[dino-dancer]

I see this and I raise you Trevor who’s really clingy because he’s touch starved from being kidnapped by the ten rings and now adores cuddling

[birdybellicose]

Oh absolutely~! I imagine Trevor is naturally a very clingy and affectionate person-- to men and women! Shoulder touches, air kisses beside your cheeks upon greeting, a spontaneous hug, or him simply grabbing your shoulders or hands when hes too excited for words!

I imagine it would take awhile for Simon to be comfortable but now that hes found someone who he can be himself with I think he would be starved for affection but be too afraid/meek to ask for it which is why I think he would be thankful for Trevor to insist on something like bedtime cuddles~! (Maybe it also helps promote a healthy sleep schedule for one or both of them???)

One of them having a nightmare in the middle of the night, thinking theyre alone like theyve always been and being shocked to find the other sleeping peacefully beside them before their memory comes flooding back. Being immediately reassured by their soft and even breathing, the way the light of the moon falls across their face, and the solid feel of the others body against their own~! Then being lulled back to sleep with that sense of safety and with the other's heartbeat in their ear~!

[birdybellicose]

Listen man, regardless of whatever dynamic you headcanon for WonderMan yaoi we all have to accept the fact that Simon is the little spoon when sleeping/cuddling.

[morgangalaxy43]

Hot take but Simon and Trevor had more chemistry in their show then most canon couples in the MCU

[fancyzombiewitch]

simon defending trev in the court he will get him outta the prison if they didn't :

[weepppwoooppp]

Look at him ur honor he’s just a silly lil guy? You would put this silly lil guy in jail? 🥺

And if he did do something wrong, no he didn’t. And if you think I’m wrong, no I’m not.

[fancyzombiewitch]

he deserves an Oscar ur honor not jail 😔😔😔😔

[selkiepathy]

Hey guys i know were having fun with trevor simon yaoi but can we Not call it WonderMandarin? like, trevor doesnt identify with mandarin anymore, its a name tied to his “dark times” and simon didnt even get to know The Mandarin. He only ever knew Trevor Slattery. Wonderman is an identity deeply tied to Simon’s history outside of the mcu and also important to his arc in the mcu. Its very different than Mandarin. ALSO. Can we not make that racist name for an orientalist supervillain become known again? Can we just let Mandarin fade away into problematic historical obscurity? Or at the very least make him known as the villain who Actually Doesnt Exist and it was a billionaire all this time. I get that mandarin is basically his Super Name. But can we please Not do that. As an asian person im asking very nicely can we Not Do That. Please. Lets not promote Yellowface in fucking 2026. Please.

[birdybellicose]

Simon had such deep self-loathing he thanked his mom for still loving him despite him being "weird." Imagine your own kid saying that man 😭

So yeah, its for that reason that I think that Simons mom would welcome Trevor into their family with open arms and be their biggest supporter! In fact maybe she would get adorably over enthusiastic about it! in this essay I will---

[pineapplepiepieces]

Fandom so small we’d all fit in the backrow while they’re acting gay in the front

[birdybellicose]

Simon and Trevor getting photographed separately before their movie releases then only getting asked for duel interviews or borderline couples-esque photo shoots both as themselves then as WonderMan and Barnaby after the movies immediate success.

And maybe they become Hollywood's "Ben Affleck and Matt Damon" pair where theyre jokingly paired as a couple on social media because of their extreme charisma and charm together at movie premieres and interviews.

[birdybellicose]

Trevor teaching Simon how to ballroom waltz in less than a week so he can get a certain role send tweet.

[birdybellicose]

I feel like Simon and Trevor would be one of those couples that didnt know they were a couple. Like, minus the physical intimacy, they would still get so comfortable with each other and their routines that they skipped all the dating and engagement phases and immediately went to married life! They could live like this for YEARS if you let them!

It would have to take either an outside party commenting on how "cute" they were together or maybe a holiday like Valentines Day for their blissful bubble to finally burst and one or both of them finally questioning their relationship.

[birdybellicose]

Ideal date night for Simon and Trevor would probably be going to see a movie or to a film festival and both of them geeking out about the movies/actors together.

[birdybellicose]

Im too BuckySam pilled for the Danny Ramirez/Pedro Pascal news bcuz all I can think about is Joaquin bringing home an older man for them to meet for dinner 😭

(And yes im blatantly ignoring the fact that that Pedro is Reed Richards bcuz im too tired for that nonsense rn. Edit: I love Pedro Pascal as Reed Richards! I just didnt care to think of a reason why Reed would be cheating on Sue with Joaquin so in this scenario hes a totally different person bcuz I say so.)

[birdybellicose]

Aw maaaaaan im way too early for the WonderMan shipping....😞