~Wren~

He/They/It transmasc ⚠️24⚠️ Follows from main 💦HARD KINKS AHEAD💦

[birdyboiwren]

Hey! Welcum to my blog!

You can call me Wren or Birdie, I use he/they, tentatively trying out it/its. I'm 24!

This is a kink blog, obviously. 18+ only, NO MINORS!! AGELESS BIOS BLOCKED!! And no "over 18" I gotta see an ACTUAL number or age decade y'all.

My DNI: Pedos, MAPS, zoos, homophobes, transphobes, TERFS, minors, cishet men, detrans blogs

My account is about a man who fucks- sapphics and lesbians can interact, but please don't reblog my birdsong posts with sapphic or lesbian tags 💛

My asks are open! Feel free to send me anything! 💛

My other socials for kink are here:

Bsky: @wren.birdyboi.bsky.social

Discord: ask me for that one : )

While I got my tits chopped off, I'm a front hole user, I also use the terms hole, cunt, coochi, pussy, ect.

I DON'T POST PICS. Probably never will here.

Tell me to hold, send me questions/porn, start a convo!

More below cut! (๑>◡<๑)

Last updated: 5-22-26

Yes Please: stuff I'm into!

Golden showers

Piss drinking

Watersports in general

Party / free use urinal

Omo

Degradation

Wetting (NOT ABDL!)

CNC

free-use

Breeding (not pregnancy/labor)

BD/SM

Puppy play

Suckin dick

Maybes: ask before engaging with me about these!

Overstimulation

Humiliation

Knife play

No Thank Yous: stuff I'm NOT into!

Diapers / ABDL

Scat / emeto

Detrans / misgendering

TAGS:

#Birdy Holds

- I'm doing a hold :)

#Hold for Birdy

- I'm making someone else hold >:)

#Wrens Collection

- my reposts

#Birdsong

- Just me talking

[peachykinky-deactivated20240712]

Detailed NSFW asks!

What is your most tame kink, and why do you like it?

What is your most extreme kink, and why do you like it?

What kink are you the most embarrassed by, and why?

What kinks have you tried with other people? Did you both enjoy it?

Have you got any kinks you haven't tried yet but really want to? If so, what are they?

Did you enjoy your first sexual experience? Why or why not?

A genie has granted you 3 nsfw wishes, what are you wishing for and why?

You now have a superpower of your choice, with the condition that it must be only used sexually. What power do you have and how are you using it?

You can only perform 1 sex act for the next month, what would you pick? Why? Would that change if it was a year?

You can only receive 1 sex act for the next month, what would you pick? Why? Would that change if it was a year?

What is your favourite sex toy? How do you normally use it?

What is your go-to fantasy? Why do you think you enjoy it so much?

Do you have a favourite sexual memory? If so, what is it?

Do you have an outfit that makes you feel sexy? If so, describe it.

Would you ever make porn of yourself? Why or why not?

What type of porn do you usually prefer (pics, videos, audio, etc), and why do you prefer it?

What is your favourite nsfw compliment to receive?

What is your favourite nsfw compliment to give?

What is the funniest sexual thing that has happened to you or someone you know?

Is there anything completely non-sexual that always turns you on?

What was the best orgasm you've had recently? Why was it so good?

Do you have something sexual that you are really proud of? What is it?

Have you ever had an orgasm without meaning to? Describe what happened.

What is your perviest confession?

What is the most unusual place you have had an orgasm? What led to it?

What was the most recent not porn thing that made you horny?

Have you ever masturbated to something that was not porn? If so, what was it?

Do you have different tastes in sexual vs romantic partners? if so, what is different?

Have you ever had an inappropriate crush? What made it inappropriate?

What is your definition of having sex?

Have you ever been naked around other people in a non sexual situation? Would you do it again, and did you enjoy it sexually?

Have you ever had an orgasm in your sleep?

Describe your ideal romantic evening.

Describe your ideal sexual evening.

Describe your ideal sexual partners body.

Describe the ideal nude that someone could send you.

Describe your favourite sexual position.

Are you satisfied with your sex life? What would you change?

What sex act do you think you are best at? Describe how you do it.

Describe how you usually masturbate.

What nearby object, that is not a sex toy, would you use to masturbate with? How would you use it?

Describe your most recent sex dream.

Describe your ideal genitalia. Is it the same for your ideal partner? If not describe theirs too.

Describe your orgasms.

Describe your favourite sexual position.

Describe the most recent time you had sex.

Where on your body do you enjoy being stimulated, that is not typically used for sexual stimulation? Have you ever had an orgasm from it?

Describe your favourite nsfw body part that you have. Why is it your favourite?

What is you favourite nsfw body part on other people? Why?

Describe your body as positively as you can.

[birdyboiwren]

Ask away! 💛

[f0restnympho420]

if someone doesn’t do something perverted with me soon i think im gonna die

[now-streaming]

Today's Place to Pee

on the floor in front of the toilet

[thecasualsir]

Fucking your cunt hard and fast, letting you think I'm nearing orgasm only to suddenly flood your hole with piss instead.

[steamandcream]

god something about being a puppy with my owner at a gangbang/play party/etc and having someone pause while fucking me in the ass to look at my owner and say, " man, i gotta piss. Can I use your dog? "

" yeah, just not the mouth. "

" sick, thanks. " only to feel a hot gush of warmth inside of me a few seconds later, making me squirm and shudder as I realize they're pissing inside my ass, filling up my guts with it... it spills over and drips down my thighs around their cock, but they don't stop, and when they've seemingly emptied their bladder into me, they just pull out and stuff a plug into my hole before they switch to my cunt. It's not an insignificant amount of fluid, my tummy sporting a fresh little swell from it, making it even tighter when they start to pound my cunt.

[birdyboiwren]

“Accidentally” started holding for the last three hours of tonight’s virtual TTRPG, with a big water bottle and a soda I’d been sipping on all evening, along with some weed.

Currently at about a 3/4, im definitely aware of the urge but it’s not bad enough to inhibit me much yet

Im going to go refill my water bottle and start getting things put away, and I’ll make sure to take a sip between every task or two!

[birdyboiwren]

Ahhh after only like 40 minutes im having to pace and hold occasionally, maybe all the moving and leaning over my table plus more water built up faster than I thought 😅😅

Going to finish shutting down my room and get in the shower to avoid a mess

[birdyboiwren]

Hejdndjdnnd okay so I got all my stuff cleaned up then finished my soda. I got some stuff ready to shower after and decided to ditch my pjs, but leaving my underwear.

Anyway I ended up scrolling tumblr for like 40 minutes, still sipping my water, and by the end of it i was having to hold on, I had leaked a bit, and it was hard to get my legs to go apart enough to step into the tub 😵‍💫

Almost immediately after getting both feet inside the tub i leak again, and I can feel it won’t be long before I can’t hold anymore. I don’t even hold on for 5 more minutes before my underwear start feeling warmer and wet under my hand. 🫠

Underwear = soaked

Bladder = blissfully empty

Mind = fuzzy

[birdyboiwren]

“Accidentally” started holding for the last three hours of tonight’s virtual TTRPG, with a big water bottle and a soda I’d been sipping on all evening, along with some weed.

Currently at about a 3/4, im definitely aware of the urge but it’s not bad enough to inhibit me much yet

Im going to go refill my water bottle and start getting things put away, and I’ll make sure to take a sip between every task or two!

[birdyboiwren]

Ahhh after only like 40 minutes im having to pace and hold occasionally, maybe all the moving and leaning over my table plus more water built up faster than I thought 😅😅

Going to finish shutting down my room and get in the shower to avoid a mess

[birdyboiwren]

“Accidentally” started holding for the last three hours of tonight’s virtual TTRPG, with a big water bottle and a soda I’d been sipping on all evening, along with some weed.

Currently at about a 3/4, im definitely aware of the urge but it’s not bad enough to inhibit me much yet

Im going to go refill my water bottle and start getting things put away, and I’ll make sure to take a sip between every task or two!

[keystoeros]

Looking for more NSFW and omo/piss blogs to follow and for moots! If I haven't followed you yet, feel free to like/reblog/DM

[oceansriver]

I saw this post earlier and I thought it was a genius idea. Cropped out the original gal who posted it in case she didn't want her face all over Omo Tumblr but hhnnghhhh

The concept for this would go CRAZY.

One designated pisser for an entire room. Everyone sends their piss to one person who has to RACE to the toilet to get there in time.

Someone interested in doing a hold but doesn't want to wait starts accepting every piss request they can get until they're twisted up and biting their lip and stifling their whines because it hit all at once and feels so damn good.

Accepting an emergency piss request from someone about to wet themselves so now you're completely exploding because the amount you agreed to take is incredibly large.

Sitting on a toilet all day just to accept every piss request to keep the feeling of peeing going. Hnnngghhh I would literally kill for something like this.

[oceansriver]

Thinking about this again tbh.

Thinking about a wizard girl sitting in the back corner of a popular tavern with a little magical device in her pocket that pings whenever she gets a request. She doesn't even think before she accepts. She feels a small hum, and suddenly, her bladder begins to fill up. Most people wait until they're hovered over a privy or a bucket to accept, but the challenge is all part of the fun for her.

Instead, she bites her lip as she feels the tingle branching up from her bladder, gripping the table and wrapping her legs around each other. She squirms in the shadows, holding back little pleasured moans. She enjoys the feeling, breathing quickening.

She watches the Privy line, a shifting bard girl stepping side to side uncomfortably. She reaches for a little device, and moments later, she little gem in her pocket pings. She accepts. The bard looks noticeably relieved, stopping her dancing. The wizard holds back another moan, her whole body throbbing. Her bladder is achingly full, grinding into her own heel. Knuckles white on the edge of the table. She can't help but whimper, head rolling back.

Gods, she has to piss. It's the most full she's ever been. Covering her mouth, she slides out the back door of the tavern and into the alley where nobody can see her. Pushing up her robes behind some crates and barrels, leaving herself exposed to the cool night air. She's humping the air against nothing, one hand pressed against the fullness of her bladder, spiking that desperation past anything she's ever felt before.

She lets out a filthy moan as she releases everything inside of her, everything that filled her up only within 10 minutes alone. The puddle she makes it hot and clear, hydrated to the hells and back, and she holds her robes away from the mess as the stream damn near explodes out of her, chest heaving as she pants and catches her breath.

She pees for so long, she's almost limp by the end of it, a delighted smile across her face as she feels so blissfully empty.

And then the device softly hums again. 🤭

[roughribo]

The best thing about having a sub with a urinal kink is I can relieve myself damn near anywhere I please with almost no inconvenience to me whatsoever.

In bed cuddling and don't want to get out of bed yet? Lay their head on your thigh and have them drink so you don't have to get up.

On a long road trip and don't want to pull over yet? Tell them to lean over and be useful, you have to take a piss and they have a mouth for it.

Don't want to miss a part of the new movie? Just grab the back of their head and hold them down while you relax. If they don't want to miss the movie either refill their drink for them.

Are they getting sassy and bratty in public and you both need to pee? Find a bathroom but don't let them go. Remind them that bathroom privileges are for well behaved pets only as they swallow yours down.

Need to keep working on typing up this report and don't want to be interrupted by bathroom trips? Down, urinal. Get under the desk and serve me where you belong.

[keeping-kinksters-safe]

Please reblog if you’re a BDSM/kink blog that does NOT support or allow minors.

Everyone who reblogs will be added to the Safe Space Support List! :)

[bowsersthots]

With the amount of porn blogs on tumblr this should have millions of notes and it is disturbing that it doesn’t.

[birdyboiwren]

To the people who still spam like my stuff even tho I don’t post much currently-

I see you, and I love you immensely. You are an amazingly beautiful creature, and I hope my little pebbles of piss brighten your day and wet your whistle! 😉

Keep those panties or boxers damp, and never stop being you.

All my love,

Wren 💛

[leakylilone]

give me more nonchalant, lazy peeing.

give me a student who's so deep in their studying that they can't be bothered to get up. leaking little spurts into whatever they're wearing so they can last a little longer. eventually giving in and grabbing the nearest container, emptying their bladder into it. or hell, just going straight on the floor/chair they're sitting on, and worrying about cleaning it up later.

give me someone so cozy in bed that they can't fathom getting up and walking to the bathroom. have them grab a towel or piece of clothing nearby so they can press it to their crotch and go enough to take the edge off. or have them use one of the blankets on their bed, peeing on it while still half-dazed and tossing it to the floor before falling back asleep.

give me someone cleaning the house who just lets go whenever they feel the urge. they're cleaning the floors anyways, so who cares?

give me someone wearing diapers or absorbent underwear on a road trip so they can release a little and prevent themselves from needing to stop for a bathroom until they arrive.

give me more nonchalant and lazy peeing!!!!!!

[thebonerstealer-deactivated2026]

You should play this

[hold-it-a-little-longer]

office pet that the employees love and look after. the office pet services everyone when they're stressed or tired or need motivation. in return the office pet gets treats and love and attention. however, one responsibility is that the office pet has their potty breaks so they don't ruin their pretty clothes. so someone has to leash them up and bring them outside or set up their puppy pad. pets don't need a human bathroom after all. most of the time, they just barely make it but occasionally the office will get busy or have a meeting and poor office pet has to wait in the boss' office to be let out. if the meeting runs too long or they get too busy and forget, whoever checks on them finds the office pet either squirmy desperately or crying in a small puddle. the employee who finds them must now take care of the mess and the office pet, comforting them and assuring them it's okay.