the virgin of aedirn

{ indie rp blog for Saskia of the Witcher }

[virginofaedirn-blog]

There is a part of her that yearns to lash out -- to show that she will not be docile, servile, will not take the invasion, the absolute betrayal lying down. To do harm equal to that which has been done to her, to cause Philippa the same pain that the sorceress has caused her, time and time again. This is only the most recent in a long string of offenses, and the utter wrongness of it all has left her raw. Like an open wound, an exposed nerve, any sensation at all will become pain. She was a fool to allow this, to allow herself to hope, to believe that Philippa could hold tight to the spark of light that remained within her, constantly threatened by a roiling sea of darkness, to believe that she could fan that spark into flame anew. That Philippa could return her love. "No," she whispers, and though the magic that had surrounded her, threatening to carry her from one shape to the next had lessened, she is no more ready to allow Philippa's approach. "Do not lie to me," she implores, gaze locked upon Philippa's as the sorceress draws closer. The next attempt, she knows, will come. There will be another, and another, and another...until either Philippa succeeds, or Saskia flies from her, far enough away to vanish entirely. Far enough that no magic could touch her again. "Do not lie to me, Philippa. The truth is the least that you owe me." She catches the sorceress's hand before it can touch her cheek, as though the magician had intended to strike, rather than caress. She cannot abide so much as a single touch -- not now, not after what has just transpired. "Do not take me for a fool," she utters, keeping hold of the sorceress's wrist. A warning...or perhaps a plea. Even Saskia is not certain anymore.

[virginofaedirn-blog]

My Golden One. The words send a chill down her spine, while at the same time eliciting a rush of warmth from her. Those are words she's not heard since she last found herself in bed with the sorceress -- pliant, willing, empty -- and the mix of emotions left her feeling... Numb. Even so, her own emotions are not her concern at the moment; she brushes her fingertips, her lips, across Philippa's bare skin, holding her close as though she might warm the sorceress from the outside in. As though her fire might chase away the shadows that she can almost see roiling beneath Philippa's surface, beyond the cold façade she wears. "Philippa..." she starts, voice soft and gentle as her hands roam lower. She can sense the magician's distraction -- the fact that though she has begun to relax, she is not entirely present in the moment. Saskia knows well how to recognize this state. At first, she thinks that she is imagining things; the sensation is one that has plagued her nightmares since Vergen. She is not asleep, though, and not dreaming -- while this may be a nightmare, it is also very much r e a l. Saskia cannot help but cry out, recognizing immediately the feeling of Philippa's magic at work, pulling at strings that should have long since been severed. Pulling at magical threads woven through her mind, designed to steal away her will. "No," she gasps, breaking away from Philippa, disconnecting any hint of contact. She stumbles back, eyes wide, chest heaving with a mixture of fear and fury. "No!" Her own magic crackles over her skin, electrifying the air around her. She will not be subjugated again.

[virginofaedirn-blog]

@rosattminnas (continued ask)

The sound of another voice had the dragon gasping, her eyes flying open – only to find the sorceress far closer than she had anticipated. She had no objections to the fact though, and neither stilled her hand nor slowed her actions. Philippa had told her that she wanted to watch as she reached her peak -- she'd not said anything to forbid an audience...or help, as the other sorceress so kindly offered. A soft moan fell from the dragon's parted lips at the light touch to her thigh, and she looked up to meet the magician's gaze, a smirk playing at her lips. "I'll let you in on a secret," she husked, voice low, "the title has been false for quite some time." As she spoke, the dragon used her free hand to guide the sorceress's hand up her thigh, slowly, the sensation making her gasp and arch. She was not Philippa -- she would never hold Saskia's heart as Philippa did -- but that did not mean the dragon could not enjoy the company of Triss Marigold...even as Philippa's watchful eye was upon them.

[notyouraveragesecretary]

Smut/Kink Prompts

[smutxmemes]

Send me a prompt.

Ablutophilia: I’ll write our characters making love in a bath or shower Agoraphilia: I’ll write our characters having sex in a public place Claustrophilia: I’ll write our characters having sex in a confined/small space Coprolalia: I’ll write my/your character talking dirty to the other Endytophilia: I’ll write my/your character having sex while clothed/partially clothed Fetishism: I’ll write your/my character having sex/playing with an intimate object.  Hematolagnia: I’ll write our characters having sex with blood play Haptephilia: I’ll write my/your character becoming aroused by my/your character’s touch.  Masochism: I’ll write my/your character being dominated/humiliated by my/your character Odaxelagnia: I’ll write our characters biting each other in a sexual manner  Parthenophilia: I’ll write my/your character taking the others virginity  Polyiterophilia: I’ll write our characters having sex together with multiple other characters. Scatophilia: I’ll write my/your character talking dirty over the phone to your/my character. Somnophilia: I’ll write my/your character waking the other up by sex Triolism: I’ll write our characters in a threesome Vincilagnia: I’ll write my/your character being tied up by your/my character sexually. Voyeurism: I’ll write my/your character watching the other having sex/masturbating

[legendarymemes]

WARM AND FUZZY MEME! SEND AN EMOTICON FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO: 🍨 YOUR MUSE SHARING A DESSERT WITH MINE 🎂 YOUR MUSE CELEBRATING MINE’S BIRTHDAY WITH MINE ☕ YOUR MUSE BRINGING MINE A WARM DRINK 🍴 YOUR MUSE MAKING DINNER FOR MINE 👻 YOUR MUSE TELLING MINE A SPOOKY STORY BY TORCHLIGHT 💀 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MY MUSE DURING A SCARY MOVIE 💍 YOUR MUSE PROPOSING TO MINE 👶 YOUR MUSE REVEALING THAT THEY ARE PREGNANT WITH MY MUSE’S BABY 💋 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A KISS (SPECIFY WHERE) 👐 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A HUG 🐟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE TO THE AQUARIUM FOR THE DAY 🐜 YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN ‘ENORMOUS’ BUG 💐 YOUR MUSE BRINGING MY MUSE FLOWERS 🌱 YOUR MUSE AND MY MUSE PLANTING A GARDEN TOGETHER 🌛 YOUR MUSE CUDDLING MINE AS THEY SETTLE DOWN TO SLEEP 🌟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE STARGAZING ⛈ YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE DURING A THUNDERSTORM ☀ YOUR MUSE SLATHERING MY MUSE IN SUNBLOCK ☂ YOUR MUSE SHIELDING MY MUSE FROM RAIN ❄ YOUR MUSE THROWING A SNOWBALL AT MY MUSE 💧 YOUR MUSE CLIMBING INTO THE SHOWER WITH MINE 🐁 YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN 'ENORMOUS’ MOUSE 🛀 YOUR MUSE RUNNING A BUBBLE BATH FOR MINE 🎨 YOUR MUSE DRAWING/PAINTING A PORTRAIT OF MY MUSE ⚽ YOUR MUSE CHALLENGING MY MUSE TO A GAME 🎸 YOUR MUSE PLAYING MUSIC/SINGING FOR MY MUSE 💌 YOUR MUSE SENDING MINE A LOVE LETTER 🎁 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A GIFT 💔 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE AFTER THEIR HEART IS BROKEN ❤ YOUR MUSE DECLARING LOVE FOR MINE 💕 YOUR MUSE TELLING MY MUSE THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS

[snarkomancy]

Saskia by dgblackhalo

[virginofaedirn-blog]

American Horror Story Sentence Meme

"It's ironic, but I never knew how to live until I died."

"We have two selves. One the world needs us to be, compliant, and the shadow. Ignore it and life is forever suffering."

"Oh, honey. Goddesses don't speak in whispers. They scream."

"You don't miss a thing do you?"

"You see everything when the world doesn't see you."

"You don't know screwing until you've spent an hour alone with a batshit crazy hooker."

"Control...is an illusion."

"Tonight I surrender to the illusion."

"She would never risk losing her one true love."

"I have long known that you and I were kindred spirits."

"You don't have to have a resume to be beautiful or talent to be an actor. Just ask Laurence Harvey."

"Don't haunt my hallways, bitch."

"You're giving me dangerous thoughts."

"All great ideas are deadly."

"We're destined for something more...intimate."

"I Googled you."

"You lived through, like, the wars, and the depression, and...Clinton and everything."

" There's a part of you that wants to get lost, am I right? Climb that ladder."

"Our children are at risk from so much in this world, and we can never protect them from all of it. But when there's something we can do to make them just a little bit safer, we do it."

"Come on. Let's stay in. We can binge watch House of Cards!"

"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way, but I'm not leaving until you get all your vitamins and minerals."

"I can see the pain in your eyes. Very familiar. You've lost something and now you're frozen in time. Can't go forward. Can't go back."

"Eight years ago my best friend made me a birthday cake. That night when she and I sat over my candle my birthday wish was plain and simple. I just wanted to be loved. Little did I know that every step that I would take since then would be one step further away from making that wish come true."

"You know my motto: always leave them wanting more."

"That's where you think freaks belong, parlors, behind glass, a human car crash to stare at and remind you how lucky you are?"

"Steal her jewelry. And bury the bitch."

"Mother always told me, never argue with a woman when she's angry."

"We all fear that we will end up alone, that love will be pulled from us."

"Sometimes life is just a bleak pool of despair and there ain't nothing you can do about it."

"I was an idiot to think I had a chance with a girl like you."

"I would rather be boiled in oil than be on television."

"You let her die. Why did you let her die?"

"Why did you leave me? You said you'd never leave me."

"Either crown me or kiss my ass."

"She lost fair and square."

"Careful girls, it's not a game."

"We really don't need a man to protect us."

"When I was 8 years old, my mother bought me a little calico cat...."

"I don't really know anything about love if I was going to be honest."

"Here's my other offer. You can all just die."

"You are the worst kind of Hollywood cliche. You are a bubblehead with crotchless panties."

"Crotchless panties for everyone."

"War is coming and you're gonna lose."

"I need a cigarette."

"She had a monster for a mother."

"Her death was the only kindness I ever did for her."

"I have always loved you."

"If I wanted you dead, you would be."

"You're missing the point. The point is in this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me."

"There is no God, but there is a Santa Claus!"

"I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things."

"Are you crazy? I never loved you. I endured you. For the sake of my family."

"Is he dead yet?"

"There are three reasons I deal with women; sex, money or makin' me sandwiches."

"I need that house. I NEED IT. It's the only place I have a chance of being happy."

"Ever since you got here, this is the better place."

"I admire you so for what you were able to overcome."

"Good people don't just have a bad day and start shooting people."

"It's the darkness. It has me."

"I have you honey, I have you."

"I'm finding it really hard to look at your face because I really, really want to bash it in."

"Her husband murdered her with an ice pick."

"I questioned my sanity when I first found out."

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me "hot" if you find my muse sexy.

[ofhotheads-blog]

sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

[virginofaedirn-blog]

The moan that she draws from the sorceress’s lips is sweeter than the finest wines, more addictive than the purest fisstech. She wants nothing more than to hear such sounds again and again – she would give up all others simply for that chance.  Philippa’s words do not surprise her, though perhaps they should (especially after the way that the sorceress has treated her thus far today).  The smile she offers up is one tinged in sadness, but speaks of nothing but acceptance.  “I thought as much,” she speaks softly, dipping her chin, dropping her gaze.  “And I believe that Geralt must have as well, for I still live to stand here, now.”

“The Witcher was curious about the same point, you know,” the dragon murmurs, recalling the conversation in those woods that they had what seems like centuries ago, now.  “He asked if I intended to find you, to…”hunt you down,” were his exact words, if I’m not mistaken.”  There’s a glimmer of amusement in her tone, and while it’s reflected in her eyes…it fades quickly.  “I told him that I would leave it to destiny as to whether we would meet again.  I chose not to let vengeance, anger, hatred consume me.  I endeavored to put you out of my mind, and yet…the moment that we were face to face once more, I knew that your end would not come by my hand.”

She is taken by surprise by Philippa’s actions, the way she throws her arms around the dragon’s waist, presses her face to skin that bears just a bit too much heat. She is at a loss for words as she receives Philippa’s confessions, remaining silent through them all, until the sorceress’s words have run out, and she begs the warrior for forgiveness. Something in her breaks at the broken desperation she thinks she hears in the magician’s pleas, and all she can do is press her lips to the crown of Philippa’s head, inhaling her scent – cinnamon and owl feathers – which brings comfort despite everything.

“I know,“ she murmurs, voice soft as her lips brush against dark hair when she speaks. “I know of your nature. Like the scorpion and the frog, you will bow to it even as it brings about your own demise.” And somewhere deep within, she recognizes this as truth. “I will forgive you,” she exhales, fingers brushing along the bare skin of Philippa’s back. “I will forgive you where you cannot forgive yourself. ”

[snarkomancy]

Too much. She has said too much, shown too much, felt too much. Stripped herself bare, indecently exposing the full extent of her darkness, that terrible, yawning, bottomless abyss that is all that remains in the place her soul used to occupy, once.

Once. A long, long time ago.   

The loss of her humanity has not occurred overnight. Rather, the process had been insidious, occurring over the course of centuries. A lie here, a cruelty there, a path littered with abuses, betrayals, broken promises, each leaving here a little emptier – until  n o t h i n g  remained, nothing except a void that could not be filled, no matter how hard she tried.

Saskia, however… Saskia is the exception. The only exception. Here and now, safe and sheltered in her embrace, she has  h o p e, hope that she may, against all odds, despite all her crimes, be redeemed. Hope that all is not lost. Hope that  s h e  is not lost. 

I’m not thinking clearly. There is nothing wrong. There is nothing wrong with me.

“There is  n o t h i n g  wrong with me, Saskia. There is nothing wrong with who I am. And those things I have done… even the things I did to you, every single one of them was for the greater good. For a better future. A future in which magic and those who practice it occupy the place that is theirs by right. Without fear of persecution, of oppression, of a life lived on our knees. Saskia, I…”

The sorceress rolls over, a sudden movement, accompanied by a small, frustrated noise, pulling her knees up towards her chest and wrapping her arms loosely around them. The shadow returns, settles over her features once more.

“I don’t want to think about this anymore. Not tonight. Not while you are here with me.”

[virginofaedirn-blog]

For a moment, she is taken in by the vulnerability that Philippa shows. She is drawn in ever further with each word, each touch, each breath... She knows Philippa far better than the sorceress could ever suspect. Saskia is perfectly confident that the magician is still unaware of the insight that the dragon was granted into her mind, her heart, her very s o u l while they had been bound to each other. She cannot help but wonder how things may have differed had that bond not flowed both ways. Would fate still have guided her here? To Philippa, into the sorceress's arms, into her bed. There is no way of knowing, no sense in dwelling... but when the present feels like this then perhaps it is best to dwell. She is patient, not speaking, even when Philippa pulls away from her, the gesture almost violent in its intensity. She does not agree with Philippa's words, but she does not argue, does not rebuke. She respects the magician's request, and lets the subject lie. Rather than speak, she simply turns, snaking her arm around the sorceress's waist, pressing soft lips to her shoulder, hoping to coax her to relax once more. "Yes," she murmurs, fingertips brushing across Philippa's skin in idle shapes and patterns. "I am here. I'm with you."

[musetavern-art]

               Fierce by MiguelCoimbra

[lostcap]

Soulmates aren’t rare, they aren’t, you’ll meet a thousand soulmates, just as you’ll live a thousand lives.

North Stars though, they are. By chance you’ll meet someone who encompass the way home. Someone who is home. And knowing them is like being found with never knowing you were lost.

And you will love them. God, you will love them as they are because they are yours. They exist beneath your skin, in your veins, to your bones. They were written in some far off past life.

There is no force that is more than they are.

You are born half in love with them, and to have them, to be theirs, is like nothing else. Nothing would dare to be.

[you-make-me-wander]

RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

[oliverqxeen-a]

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?”  “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”  “Did you do this on purpose?!”  “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?”  “Excuse you?”  “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”  “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!”  “It’s you, it’s always been you.”  “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”  “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”  “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”  “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”  “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”  “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”  “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”  “Look out where you’re going, asshole!”  “Fuck the sandwich guy!”  “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”  “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”  “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”  “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”    “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?”  “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”  “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”  “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”  “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”  “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?”  “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.”  “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”  “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”  “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

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[snarkomancy]

❤ (virginofaedirn)

I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you like family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.

[virginofaedirn-blog]

The moan that she draws from the sorceress’s lips is sweeter than the finest wines, more addictive than the purest fisstech. She wants nothing more than to hear such sounds again and again – she would give up all others simply for that chance.  Philippa’s words do not surprise her, though perhaps they should (especially after the way that the sorceress has treated her thus far today).  The smile she offers up is one tinged in sadness, but speaks of nothing but acceptance.  “I thought as much,” she speaks softly, dipping her chin, dropping her gaze.  “And I believe that Geralt must have as well, for I still live to stand here, now.”

“The Witcher was curious about the same point, you know,” the dragon murmurs, recalling the conversation in those woods that they had what seems like centuries ago, now.  “He asked if I intended to find you, to…”hunt you down,” were his exact words, if I’m not mistaken.”  There’s a glimmer of amusement in her tone, and while it’s reflected in her eyes…it fades quickly.  “I told him that I would leave it to destiny as to whether we would meet again.  I chose not to let vengeance, anger, hatred consume me.  I endeavored to put you out of my mind, and yet…the moment that we were face to face once more, I knew that your end would not come by my hand.”

She is taken by surprise by Philippa's actions, the way she throws her arms around the dragon's waist, presses her face to skin that bears just a bit too much heat. She is at a loss for words as she receives Philippa's confessions, remaining silent through them all, until the sorceress's words have run out, and she begs the warrior for forgiveness. Something in her breaks at the broken desperation she thinks she hears in the magician's pleas, and all she can do is press her lips to the crown of Philippa's head, inhaling her scent -- cinnamon and owl feathers -- which brings comfort despite everything.

“I know," she murmurs, voice soft as her lips brush against dark hair when she speaks. "I know of your nature. Like the scorpion and the frog, you will bow to it even as it brings about your own demise." And somewhere deep within, she recognizes this as truth. "I will forgive you," she exhales, fingers brushing along the bare skin of Philippa's back. "I will forgive you where you cannot forgive yourself. ”

[virginofaedirn-blog]

BOLD ANY GUARANTEED TURN-ONS WHICH APPLY TO YOUR MUSE.ITALICIZE WHAT INTRIGUES THEM. CROSS OUT THE NEVERS.

TAGGED BY: @snarkomancy

kissing. biting. tickling. cuddling. neck kissing. formal wear. underwear. comfy pajamas. domination. submission. restraints. blindfolds. food in the bedroom. spanking. pain. blood. roleplaying. voyeurism. exhibitionism. vocal partners. luxury and decadence. wings. threesomes. fantasy fulfillment. hate-sex. scars. love. romance. intimacy. age difference. daddy/mommy kink. pegging. virginity. experience. bad boys/girls. the boy/girl next door.

TAGGING: @czarowniica, I think everyone else has done this??

[virginofaedirn-blog]

101 fluffy prompts

FALLING IN LOVE

001: "You're really soft."

002: "You smell nice."

003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."

004: "Is it possible to love too much?"

005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."

006: "I will always be there protect you."

007: "I'm cold. Come closer."

008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."

010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."

011: "May I have this dance?"

012: "I can't stop thinking about you."

013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."

014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."

015: "All I want is you."

016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"

017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."

018: "I want to hear you sing."

019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."

020: "You look incredible in that."

021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"

022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."

023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

024: "I think I'm in love."

025: "I’d like it if you stayed.

026: "People are jerks, but not you."

027: "I'll share the blankets with you."

028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."

029: "I want this to never end..."

030: "Can I kiss you?"

LIVING TOGETHER

031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."

032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."

033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"

034: "You can put your cold feet on me."

035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."

036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."

037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."

038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."

039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."

040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."

041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."

042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"

043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."

044: "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."

045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."

WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS

046: "I caught the bouquet"

047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."

048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"

049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."

050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."

051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "

052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."

053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "

054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "

055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."

056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."

057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"

MARRIED LIFE

058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "

059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."

060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"

061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."

062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”

063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"

064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."

065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"

066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."

067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"

068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."

069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"

070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."

PREGNANCY

071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."

072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "

073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "

074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"

075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."

076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."

077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."

078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"

079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."

080: "Did you feel that?"

081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "

082: "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "

084: "I think you might be pregnant.”

085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."

PARENTING

086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."

087: "Sh…they’re asleep."

088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."

089: "Mondays are your diaper days."

090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."

091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."

092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."

093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."

094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"

095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."

096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"

097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

098: "I think we should have another."

099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"

100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."

101: "…They just grow up so fast."