[shabangles]

When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

[maxknightley]

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

outrage

jealousy

Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)

sports

umami, the “Fifth Emotion”

TGIF

[barebackinq]

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

[the-poet-shall-die-deactivated2]

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

[barebackinq]

I’m a boy

[schloopysnack]

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

[barebackinq]

I’m gay

[pitterpatterletsgetater2]

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

[burritobat]

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

[barebackinq]

[fawnmother1-deactivated20161019]

i hope every girl who doesn’t have a girlfriend gets a girlfriend this year

[iamnumbahfour-blog]

Or maybe straight people exist

[rax-miemelt-deactivated20160430]

Dont remind us

[melonypineapple]

Doom trying to warn the trio of danger and them not listening to him is kind of similar to how he tried to warn Endon and he didn't listen to him.

[melonypineapple]

Sometimes Jarred almost forgot that he had ever had another life. It was as if his time at the palace had been a dream.

Ironic. Then he literally forgets his other life when he becomes Doom.

[melonypineapple]

Jasmine has to have a grudge against Tora and the Torans. Not only did the Torans breaking their oath result in her family living in the forests, but the person who took them to Tora for the first time was Dain, the Ol she used to have feelings for, and he even resembles the Torans since he pretended to be descended from them. And Jasmine has a hard time trusting people in general.

[melonypineapple]

Behind him stood Jasmine, her hair wildly tangled. Her left hand was held up protectively to where Filli hid under her jacket. In her right hand she held her second dagger — the one she usually kept hidden. Its tip was stained with red. She was frowning fiercely, looking back along the hallway. Lief followed her gaze and saw that a trail of red drops marked the floor all the way to the corner. “Good! I thought I had drawn blood, but I was not certain. That will teach them that we are not easy marks,” Jasmine hissed.

You literally stabbed YOUR OWN FATHER

[werewolfinthelivingroom]

I still don’t know what would be funnier Evan and Andy as shitty teens or shitty adults in a weird not-romantic marriage that’s like a mormon version of kin dating.

[melonypineapple]

Same, I ship them so hard. I love their friendship. They're so cute together.

[melonypineapple]

Hades' brothers reacting to Nico

Poseidon: Poor, poor child. It's hard enough having Hades as a brother.

Zeus: Really, I did him a favor by trying to kill him all those years ago. It'd be more merciful than being Hades' son.

Hades: Oh, shut up!

[melonypineapple]

I ship Evan and Andy so hard

"And you're stupid," she called back playfully. "Hey, Annnndreeeea- wait up!" he called, stretching the name out to annoy her. 

Ah, preteen flirting.

"Go see your girlfriend. She's a pretty one," Kathryn said. 

Kathryn ships it.

"Hey -- what's going on?"

Evan raised his eyes past the two hulking boys to see Andy speeding toward them on her bike along the curb.

She’s his knight in shining armor.

Tony started to add something, but Andy interrupted. ''Well, leave him alone."

Yeah, picking on him is her job.

She checked her leg to see if it was cut. It was just scraped. 

She literally scraped her knee falling for him <3

"No need," she said quietly, brushing back her dark hair. "I'll get it back. They've done this before. They'll leave it somewhere when they're finished."

She knew it’d end with them stealing her bike again if she intervened, but she still did it to defend him <3

"Let's go upstairs," Andy urged, pushing him toward the stairs.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shipper goggles? Yes.

"Go ahead. Taste it," Andy urged, poking the can in his face. "I dare you."

"Huh? No way. I double-dare you," Evan said, pushing the coffee can back to her.

"Double-darers have to go first," Andy insisted, grinning. "Go ahead. Taste it."

They’re so adorable omg

"We'll pay them back," Andy said bitterly. "We'll find a way to pay them back. The creeps."

Tell them to stop doing your job for you.

Andy grabbed his hand. 

Yes, more shipper goggles.

"I'd like to... uh... write to you," Evan said, suddenly feeling awkward.

"Yeah. Good," Andy replied, brightening. "And my dad has a phone credit card. Maybe I could get the number and... you know... call you."

Awkward preteen flirting <3

"I know. I know," Evan replied, rolling his eyes. "I just didn't expect to see you jump out of the hedge at me."

"Why not?" Andy demanded, her dark eyes exploring his.

What, you mean you don’t greet your friends by wrestling them to the ground?

"Thanks a bunch, Annnndrea!" Evan muttered. He knew she hated to be called by her real name.

"Don't call me Andrea," she replied sharply. She raised a fist. "I'll pound you.”

She really wants to pound him.

"Annnnnndrea," he repeated. He ducked away as she swung her fist. "You punch like a girl!" he exclaimed.

"You'll bleed like a boy!" she threatened, laughing.

they’re so cute I’m dying adiopfjasp

She laughed. "I love torturing you!" she declared.

That means she has a crush on you ;)

She carried the bag over to him. "You're peeking — aren't you!" she accused him.

"Maybe," he confessed, grinning. She punched him playfully in the stomach. He cried out and his eyes shot open. "What's in the bag?”

JUST KISS ASODFUIOA’SD

[melonypineapple]

Nico: I might as well be covered in blood or sewage, from the way people treat me. I don't belong anywhere.

Zeus: I feel like I've heard this before...

Poseidon: Yes. For centuries.

Hades: Oh, shut up.

[frogstack]

ive been livetweeting my pjo reread so i haven’t been posting much abt it here but please god look at this. hades, a millennia-old deity, covering his ears as his small gay italian son flaps his arms around and yells at him

[melonypineapple]

Hades is like "Maybe it's a good thing we made that oath..."

[melonypineapple]

Nico and Percy are both savage at age twelve. Nico dares Hades to blast him, while Percy dares Ares to fight him (and pretty much talks back to every other god he meets as well). It must be a thing for Big Three children.

[melonypineapple]

Consider: Hades being savage

Zeus: My lightning bolt was stolen!

Hades: That's a good thing. Now you can't try to blast children.

Poseidon: You better not hurt my son, Hades.

Hades: You should worry about Zeus doing that.

Zeus: *to Percy* So, to show you my thanks, I will spare your life.

Hades: Oh, now you refrain from trying to kill children? That's a change.

[melonypineapple]

I love the idea of Hades and Demeter commiserating over being parents. Hades used to think Demeter was overbearing and controlling towards Persephone, but trying to protect his own children, he understood how she felt. He tried to protect them from Zeus, the same way Demeter tried to protect Persephone from him. I just like the idea of them understanding each other in that way, even if they don't get along.

[tians-heart]

Who here on this hellsite grew up on Enid Blyton and not Harry Potter? Who grew up on The Famous Five, The Secret Seven, Amelia Jane,Malory Towers and St.Clare’s instead of Hogwarts and the golden trio and the houses? Who grew up on goblins,pixies, Moonface, Saucepan Man , midnight feasts and Mamzelle along with Darrel and Felicity Rivers and the ‘O’ Sullivan twins instead of Harry, Hermione or Ron? Who here remembers spiteful Gwendoline and sharp-tongued Alicia? Or fiery Carlotta and Joker Bobby? Who remembers Faraway Tree and the wonderful lands on the top? Who remembers Lacrosse rather than Quidditch? Or the Naughtiest Girl with her temper? Amelia Jane’s antics instead of Harry and Ron getting in trouble all the time?

Anyone remember children being sent away to live in the countryside and getting into all kinds of shenanigans with fairies and talking animals? Or getting sent to boarding school where you met some of the greatest people and laughed and cried with them? Or George Kirrin who refused to be called by her real name “Georgina” which she dubbed “too girly” and cut her hair short and wore boy’s clothes? Or Scamper the Dog and Dopey from Those Dreadful Children. 

The amazing meals that every book seemed to hold. The plays that Doris put for us and the pranks Janet and Bobby played on poor clueless Mamzelle. Those short stories with bullies getting put in their place and animals preparing for winter. Those stories filled with mystery and excitement and the exasperation you held towards Jack’s sister Suzie was unparalleled. Holiday House and the adventures there.

Sorry I’m having Enid Blyton feels

[melonypineapple]

Oh my god, SAME. Those books were my childhood. I remember Malory Towers with its four towers and swimming pool, Whyteleafe with the naughtiest girl and sharp-tongued Julian, Peterswood with clever Fatty and hot-tempered Mr. Goon. The way she ends the books with "Say goodbye to [characters]" or "Wait to see what they'll do in the next book" gives me feels. There are even several copies of them at my grandparents' house that are the original versions, not the sanitized modern versions that remove offensive language and corporal punishment references. I have so many memories and nostalgia for these books.

[melonypineapple]

Ponies as St Clare's girls

Since I did Malory Towers...

Rainbow Dash as Bobby Ellis. Both are tomboyish, fond of jokes and tricks, and often lazy and don't care-ish. Janet is also similar, but Bobby seems more tomboyish, so she's a closer fit. She also fits Margery Fenworthy and Mirabel Unwin, being tomboyish, sporty and a Jerk with a Heart of Gold like both of them. Ironically, she fits a lot of female characters here, when it's usually hard casting her as any.

Fluttershy as Gladys Hillman. Both are quiet, timid, have secret talents they're afraid to show off (singing/acting), and are close friends with someone more confident and outspoken (Rainbow Dash and Mirabel).

Rarity as Alison O'Sullivan. Both are feminine, concerned with their appearance and interested in fashion, and dramatic and prone to tears, but also good-hearted. I actually used to think Gwen was her closest match in the original MT books, before remembering Zerelda.

Applejack as Carlotta Brown. She was the hardest one to sort, and it's a bit of a stretch, but I'd say Carlotta is her closest match. Both come from "foreign" backgrounds that require a lot of physical activity (farm/circus), are fairly tomboyish, and are kind and honest.

Twilight Sparkle as Hilary Wentworth. Both are kind, responsible, trustworthy leaders who are usually the head of the group (Hilary is usually head girl).

Pinkie Pie as Doris Elward. Both ditzy, air-headed, humorous comic relief who make the other girls laugh. She's also similar to Claudine for the same reasons.