new blog old me

you get the vibe my dude

[birdykun-trys]

I downloaded an where is waldo Pic and edited him out ( sacond pic ) , Pls spreed it to your friends and loved ones and then tell me in the tags what they did on this impossible goose chase 

[irlactualhuman]

[irlactualhuman]

There was a time when making a joke about double penetration by way of hermetic principle woulda done numbers on this website.

Tough crowd.

[agwhaan]

van gogh wasn't appreciated in his time either

[because-im-freaking-greed]

Op, I'm sorry, but you sext like a homestuck character

[irlactualhuman]

How fucking dare you.

[communalwife]

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[naeurisblog]

Yeah, yeah, Cassandra Clare got her start writing fanfic, old news.

Rebecca Thorne wrote She-Ra fanfic before writing Tomes & Tea.

Matt Dinniman wrote GI Joe and Transformers crossover fanfic before writing Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Pierce Brown wrote Greek Mythology fanfic before writing Red Rising.

Andy Weir wrote Ready Player One fanfic that later got canonized by Ernest Cline before writing The Martian.

Fanfic has never been, and will never be inferior to published works, and writing one does not discredit or devalue the quality of your work when writing another.

[correctopinionhaver]

[decomposedmaw]

catching peace instead of fish

Phone Wallpaper Here

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[relelvance]

It's bleed out and die thursday

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[beelur]

[astral-aquariums]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

[coolxatu]

[maureen2musings]

thechillpsycho photography

[tamber-tales]

My friend sent me something that I am unashamedly stealing to show you all

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

[segamascott]

dude i recently got a fulltime job and how the fuck do you post so much and so well while being employed. how is is this possible

i'm a horrible employee 🔥

[stay-the-knight]