What You Love You Must Love Now

art, fandoms, and memes. also cats. (30+.she/her)

[pepperinaa]

he ran into my yaoi paddle. he ran into my yaoi paddle 10 times

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

[crimson-chains]

A true story of something that happened to me at a con a few years ago! I just couldn't believe that bag saldjaldjalkd!!!

[flower-seeks-the-moon]

my favorite ao3 writers be like this

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at work:

Spanish speaking customer: *comes up to the counter asking for front brake pads and sparks plugs*

Me, in English: Yeah, no problem! Ano? Marca? *get his car year, make and model plugged in, go find his parts, bring them to him*

Spanish speaking customer: *as he inspects the parts, starts in on some story about his mechanic and the brakes that involves a bit more cussing than most guys usually use*

Me, having to waive him off: Sir, um, no comprende? Un momentito por favor. *pulls up google translate, types out “the only Spanish I speak is car parts and the bad words”*

Spanish speaking customer:*straight up cackles, pats me on the back, pays, and leaves*

Bilingual customer: *steps up to the counter, sees my google translate still up on the screen, also cackles* Oh, nice! That’s adorable!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

divorcebearing hips

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

[satedsaint]

i don’t like when sports gets popular online and people start blorboposting about random soccer men. first of all EVERY time this happens they turn out to be horrifically evil which i feel like everyone should have assumed. like these guys are crazy sexist yes all of them. secondly the people who do this would never in a million years do it about female athletes which is crazy cause the women are actually fucking each other

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[egberts]

lisa simpson could replace light yagami and successfully trick L but light could never handle having bart as a brother

[boobcareer]

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[kotortwo]

got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape

[json-derulo]

sitting my white ass down and listening

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[tall]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[beemovieerotica]