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riverdale is so good but cole sprouse might be the worst actor of all time

#and i think everyone is a good actor because i don’t understand how people tell it’s bad #but actually

gortash wants you to kill orin and take her netherstones so that the two of you can control the brain and take over the world together but orin wants you to kill gortash and then rob him because she finds him annoying and does not like him. she is the real one here

visenyaism

#bg3

Eva Stratt would have found Malaysia airlines flight 370

#she would’ve locked the fuck in and we would’ve found that plane in like 3 days #phm #project hail mary #eva stratt #ryland grace

visenyaism

everyone's mad at me because i lack the daywalkers conviction that cave diving is horrific and bad. I'm kind of into the rocks

birdysnow

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

throwusaboner

murderbot and arts first meeting is literally so funny. like imagine you meet a biblically accurate angel and instead of being all 'be not afraid' it says actually you SHOULD be afraid. and then when you are in fact afraid it goes oh shit oh fuck. not THAT afraid, sorry. wanna watch tv? and then you watch tv with it and it keeps telling you to pause it when its favourite characters are in danger so it can calm down. and then it asks to do surgery on your bones. Asshole Research Transport character of all time

larkscape

op your tags are so important

#i never realized….#it’s SUCH a youngest sibling omfg #tmbd #my goat

emily-e-draws

this platform sure is decayed

#RAINFOREST CAFE #recontextualizing my understanding of that entire book with the rainforest cafe in mind now btw.#tmbd

ddeck

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

avi-mation

Earth’s Scapegoat and her Sacrificial Lamb

#phm

hollenix

for the good of all mankind

#waaaaaiiittt #this is fire #phm

transcarcinization

try a Tangbyrd from Super Princess Warrior?

#i’m gonna cry #mb #tmbd

tlirsgender

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

visenyaism

good evening I finished my laughslop I wrote for my beautiful gf about Neil Josten completely blowing his ACL age 27 way younger than he thought he’d quit and starting a second act indulging his real passion which is telling people to kill themselves on daytime television via bitchy corny monologues by becoming the Stephen A Smith of Gay Stickball on ESPN. Fun stuff👍

#:)#i love this so much #it’s so good #it’s actually so funny and clever and has heart #thank u for blessing all of us with this but especially ME >:)#aftg