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HJ just keeps touching LaVonte in the carriage on their way to Aaron's house while the other coterie members are just there

(And on the way back too)

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When Madelaine told HJ he might need some Vitamin D, his eyes narrowed in on LaVonte's crotch

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BEST PRINCE FOR PURPEE

LaVonte

Madelaine

Vesper/Bat Child

Mitch/Darkness Man

HJ

Zaeth

Ghorse

Some fucking rando they bring in from out of town

Cody? (Ain't no rule says the prince must be vampire?)

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

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HJ getting less votes than some fucking rando is making me laugh in a way that sounds like I am in physical pain

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And then he watched him convince a group of people, including local vampire expert Estelle Laurent, that it was a Bansky. A SECOND TIME

Literally every behavior of HJ was so reasonable like WHO EVEN NEEDS SHIRTS??? It's LaVonte Worthy😩

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LaVonte looked HJ deeply in his eyes when speaking of fucking and blood sucking in the Purpee Elysium. The man keeps taking his shirt off, pasties on his nipples with some pressure but not enough, getting physically close to LaVonte and giving "please, fuck me" eyes but says nothing when he asks what's wrong and then LaVonte does THAT. HJ's so neeeeeeeddddddddddiiiieeeee and for LaVonte to fuck him about it

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Omdays let the Elysium opening be Bat Child's birthday celebration!!!!!! Ahh!! I'm so excited. She has grown into a differently self-assured person in her new age. Even the way she spoke this episode was so "oh🫦" ++ the teaser for next episode like Koschei is meeting a different person. From Bat Child to Bat Mommy😩

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"I get so close to LaVonte" HJ is in HEAT

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CODY IS SO HOT. GOD.DAMN

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LaVonte makes blood cocaine. Idk how he does it but what he and HJ snort is something special

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The tiny basil plant is to LaVonte Worthy what SSRI blood is to HJ Wingstreet

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Zaeth and Tina have carriage sex. Everyone else is in Oregon 2026 but they are in Hallmark's Brigderton

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I need them to keep having the short cast members for the Rulette episodes

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So glad the coterie members that can fight went to that star wall together. LaVonte has no brawl. HJ has a 2 in firearms but does not have a firearm😭 (If HJ's some kind of war veteran I will actually lose it). And Madelaine's where she needs to be

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Virkus has wanted a threesome with LaVonte and HJ for however long they'd been in SF together and I really hope it happens. Like fuck the camarilla but also fuck that camarilla vampire in particular

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LaVonte, full suit, Santa hat, sleeves up, preparing schnapps and beer behind the bar

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Nance loves tits

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I want Zaeth to meet Tina so bad. He got a freaking carriage. Shirtless, shoveling hay, not snow, outside city hall and calling her name (she's certainly the only Tina in town)