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Hey everyone! My name is Hanna. My hobbies include food, cats, and video games. This blog is me.

[julianahuxtable]

[tarntino-deactivated20150402]

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

[aktx-deactivated20160712]

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

[fuckgrandma]

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

[dailymoshingisbetterthancoffee]

Summary of Avengers: Age of Ultron

Avengers: Hoe don’t do it.

Stark: *Does the thing*

Avengers: Oh my god.

[birman109-blog]

Tony: Guys let's talk this through.

Tony: *shoots everyone*

Tony: good talk

A guy on the floor holding his leg in pain: no it wasn't

[turtlelust]

if u have a crush on me please stand up 

[turtlelust]

[catch-a-falling-angel]

Not Gonna Lie

Age of Ultron was really good, don’t let others’ negativity affect your excitement or view of the movie. Think for yourself.

[itsdansheehan]

[busket]

“This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!”

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

[merdafatua]

Me: *messages a friend at 3am*

Friend: *responds soon after*

Me: What the fuck are you doing up go to sleep

[whetaver]

if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you

[justyouraveragedesi]

*20 years later* no mom my grades still haven’t been posted idk what to tell you

[illegalaustralien]

Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?

Me:

[unfollower-deactivated20260220]

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

[egberts]

MY GIRLFRIENDS MOM JUST TRIED TO SET MY BALLOON ANIMAL ON FIRE

[striders]

imagine buying sausage links but they were in balloon animal shapes

[birman109-blog]

what your sign means

Aries: trash

Taurus: trash

Gemini: trash

Cancer: trash

Leo: trash

Virgo: trash

Libra: trash

Scorpio: trash

Sagittarius: trash

Capricorn: trash

Aquarius: trash

Pisces: trash