Local Biromantic Wizard

Pondering my orb

[birowizard]

Dude its so funny giving level 1 adventurers quests they just do anything. Like yeah grab 3 frogs for me. And also some taco bell on the way for me. Uh huh, heres 1 copper for your troubles.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

WIZARD WRAPPED

You casted 1,039,627 spells this year

You pondered your orb for 985 hours

You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!

You gained 5 familiars

Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff

Your cup size is H

Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.

Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons

You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years

You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice

[birowizard]

He/him but only when Im wizardposting

[birowizard]

You transmutate into a cat ONE TIME and then everyone in the tower starts calling you kitten….fml

[birowizard]

No one tells you how much you get made fun of as the wizard of the party. SORRY I dont have proficiency in armor and only have 11 AC 😒 god forbid someone not be combat focused

[cimicherrychanga]

what is the FUCKING POINT then???

[birowizard]

People just let their familliars do anything nowadays I stg. Tell me why I just saw someone let their cat familiar chase around another students mouse familiar

[fictional-authority]

[birowizard]

this potion got me fucked up what do you MEAN stir counter clockwise five times then stir clockwise three times WHILE ALSO ADDING MF DRAGONS FIRE 😭😭😭

[sewi-li-suwi]

i swear this is equivilant to stirring 2 times anticlockwise. let me try.

[sewi-li-suwi]

hospital.

[mortthewizard]

What would you do if I arrived at the function in this fit:

(and nothing else)

[birowizard]

Heh….well lets just say that "griffins" wouldnt be called "griffins" anymore…

[birowizard]

Does anyone know any good places to buy Eye of Newt I'm boycotting Wizazon :/

[pluto-the-accursed]

My Sibling in The Powers That Be, THERE ARE NEWTS OUTSIDE

[birowizard]

I'm sick with the plague I literally cannot go outside…not everyone is fortunate enough to have access to healing potions :/

[birowizard]

this potion got me fucked up what do you MEAN stir counter clockwise five times then stir clockwise three times WHILE ALSO ADDING MF DRAGONS FIRE 😭😭😭

[birowizard]

Its always "how many spells did you write in your grimoire" or "have you memorized any of the magical runes" and never "wow great job Pondering The Orb" or "was Pondering The Orb fun"

[birowizard]

TW // dark sorcerer

I'm literally fucking shaking rn he took everything he even took my last eye of newt

[birowizard]

Caught the plague so I'm stuck in my tower…ugh.

[birowizard]

Does anyone know any good places to buy Eye of Newt I'm boycotting Wizazon :/

[birowizard]

She took the orb in the divorce.