I will constitute the field

Elle 27 🎃

[crossnecklace]

ilya dragged shane’s hand to his mouth and spit in it. like fully grabbed his wrist without asking and spit in his hand to better lubricate the dicks that shane was rubbing together in his lap. crucially, against all odds they put this on my tv

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

putting myself out there and getting rejected

[princess-sparrow]

“It’s clearly fetish content” YAY!!!!!

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[tekunoraizu]

How about 6 7 amazing digital inches, and thick

[a-state-of-bliss]

Thierry Mugler Haute Couture Spr/Sum 1998

[memorycycle]

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

[lelouch]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

why was that one thing emo in horton hears a who

[kosmogrl]

[theblindassassin]

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[bigassbowlingballhead]

wow you're so cool and different for hating on everything popular. wow i can't believe how enlightened you are. should we tell everyone you hate this popular thing? should we throw a parade? do you want a cookie? a gold star perhaps?

[gaygoatshane]

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[prettycolors]