born in fire, baptized by lightning

eclipse | any pronouns | railroad king | gender: viola/cesario from twelfth night | saw gerrera defender | ceo & founder of raelia | coined “peedy”

[bisexualwintermoon]

the majority of people will never be as cool or as perfect as a great white shark btw

[bisexualwintermoon]

theyre putting me in the caverns tomorrow

[bisexualwintermoon]

the caverns

[bisexualwintermoon]

not watching an odyssey adaptation where they leave out the nobody bit idc how good nolan is

[damsel-understresss]

im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[maxknightley]

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

[maxknightley]

romantic and sexual partner.

[bisexualwintermoon]

theyre putting me in the caverns tomorrow

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[bisexualwintermoon]

i should make another spreadsheet

[bisexualwintermoon]

i am making another spreadsheet

[bisexualwintermoon]

i should make another spreadsheet

[bisexualwintermoon]

can we just have like one really big really good win soon

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[mostcodesareciphers]

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

[dwayne-thespock-johnson]

I haven't renewed my subscription what the fuck could I have possibly missed

[screamingsquamousthings]

Dash simulator when you follow a bunch of random blogs to add to the ecosystem:

mutual-1: had eggs for breakfast today

mutual-2: this post contains blocked tags

one-smeemble-figure-a-day: Smeeble with Strawberry, Happy Fun Company, 1997

fandom-mutual: does anyone ever think about blorbo’s oedipius complex

fantasy-nouveau: the most gorgeous illustration you’ve ever seen from some book published in 1903

retching-ribcages: a bunch of pictures of a sculpture collection depicting various household objects as meat

mutual-3: i hate this show i hate this show i hate all of you this place sucks

birds-are-cool: Splendid Fairywren (Malurus splendens), Native to Australia

blog-you’re-trying-to-impress: snorkum does NOT give good head hes gonna bite your shit and then start crying

fandom-polls: Who gives better head? (blorbo) (snorkum)

pretty-colors: #857ef4

mutual-4: just snorted a line

[brackishwaterr]

now that you mention it, it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am

[bisexualwintermoon]

NO MORE MCU MOVIES ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!