Meat Locker

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[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]

[dwayne-thespock-johnson]

Oc for @s-krea-l

[dwayne-thespock-johnson]

Come say hi on my strawpage!!! It's not finished but I'm working on it

https://straighttohideo.straw.page

[dwayne-thespock-johnson]

Good gluttonous god I cannot stress this enough. Fuzzy does NOT have the same connotation in mammals than it does in others. Especially insects. When mammals are fuzzy it means they developed it to keep themselves warm. When INSECTS and FISH are fuzzy it means they do not want you to pick them up or eat them and the hair is designed to stab you and keep you AWAY FROM THEM.

[lithicflakes]

the amount of love my SCP Dog AU received was OVERWHELMING, thank you all!! As promised, here's more content, ft. a couple SCPs I didn't add in the original illustration

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[dwayne-thespock-johnson]

World is beautiful because of women btw

[perma-angelicdpup]

requests are open (´－ω－)人

trans eridian flag ( phm univ ) requested by @anon-queer ( ・∇・)

when a user identifies with being eridian in a trans way or wishes to transition into being an eridian (=•ω•=`っ)3 already coined ?? consider this an alt flag (-ε- )

[obnoxic0rpse]

@dwayne-thespock-johnson BABE

[dwayne-thespock-johnson]

YEEEESSSSSS BRAIN IS ERIDIAN HELLO

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gentle reminder that if u feel hungry soon after eating, it might be bc you’re eating mostly carbs without adding enough protein. try eating a handful of nuts or smthing alongside your next meal.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and you don’t have to change the recipe or anything! you can eat what you were going to, just add some cheese cubes or a handful of nuts or salami slices on the side. u don’t have to change your meals, just add a little extra protein

[kreature-ofthenight]

thats nice but what do I need to do If I wake up around 3 am every other night with an unquenchable hunger for flesh even tho I ate normal balanced meals trough the day?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

spoonful of peanut butter

[trustworthymedicaladvice]

another way to manage the undying hunger for flesh is to eat 15-20 live crickets. their souls are weaker than most other animals that size but they are easy to get a hold of and have the best flavor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this checks out!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a few people have commented that sometimes heartburn gets mistaken for hunger. I’d never heard that before. If you regularly feel hungry after eating certain types of foods (and adding protein/fat doesn’t help) maybe try chewing an antacid. the digestive tract is dark sorcery basically. an ancient worm coiled in your body whose impish mischief u must appease

[dwayne-thespock-johnson]

Whoever said crickets are “easy to get ahold of” has never tried to catch a fucking cricket before and I know it. You go outside and try to just pick up one of those little bastards and get back to me when you believe it’s any easier than pulling a cotton ball out of someone asshole with just your fingers.

[dwayne-thespock-johnson]

I have failed to consider that crickets can be purchased in bulk

[leonardcohenofficial]

[wermonastring]

🥚:scrambled cheesily

🥩:? Idk medium, a lil pink in the center

Milk: cow 🐄

🍸: ? Unsure, never had, probably smth fruity

Warm drink: apple cider (yum)

@just-a-little-trans-chaos @finnslay open tags

[finnslay]

🥚: b o i l e d

🥩: i dont like steak </3

milk: i dont drink milk </3 never had any other than cow and i dont like cow

alcohol: i am too young to drink it

warm drink: hot cocoa <3

@solspotted @axi-the-tapeworm @hit-buck-with-a-car @dam-bluecookies + open tags !

[axi-the-tapeworm]

🥚: i dont like eggs :(

🥩: probably medium rare or something?

milk: chocolate counts right

alcohol: watermelon vodka ive had one sip it was amazing

warm drink: hot chocolate

open tags

[project-pluto-obsessed]

🥚 ; fried or something. sunny side up? idk how people do eggs

🥩 ; cooked

🥛 ; no thanks

🍺 ; also no thanks. unless its non-alcoholic beer i had with some freinds at a sleepover

☕ ; flavoured coffee… like caramel coffee. that stuff is PEAK

Keep reading

[iicor]

🥚 ; scrambled forever!!!

🥩 ; medium-well (DON’T KILL ME PLEASE)

🥛 ; soy

🍺 ; kirkland brand sweet-ass red wine is the only alcohol i have tried and liked. otherwise nope.

☕ ; green tea! or herbal tea :D

@aussiebeth @autopilotangel @depressionanddrama @vickysnowpawz @sunshine-snake @coppperrrcoinnnn @aries0nmars @manesetgalaxies @maedaeeee @mars2moons @moon-storm @kitab00m101 @phoenixrainsfire413 @colliet-collector @deltenner @ver-astroii @sage0clock @tabbykai @landofw0nder /nf + open tags!

[depressionanddrama]

🥚: scrambled with onions

🥩: a little pink

🥛: Ew

🍺: I don’t drink

☕️: any kind of tea, but I especially love the fruity ones.

open tags

[spacefinch]

Egg: no thanks

Steak: Medium

Milk: oat

Alcohol: I don’t drink

Tea: Earl Grey, hibiscus, chamomile, or green (with sweetener)

Open tags

[dwayne-thespock-johnson]

Egg: fried w runny yolk

Steak: well done

Milk: chocolate :3 (2%)

Alcohol: ew

Warm drink: tea (I usually drink it iced n sweet tho)

@obnoxic0rpse

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[victusinveritas]

[spandexual]

just remember, if you think you are hornyposting too much about Star Trek,

no you aren't, keep posting and stop holding back. Roddenberry Wants You (To Write Yaoi Fanfiction)

[lilacs-in-space]

I think about this image at least once a day.

[therehavebeenstranger]

@stankhead thots on this king

[dwayne-thespock-johnson]

Miku hivemindddddd (hard to tell in first photo but we're all doing the macarena)

[morepopcornplease]

fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦‍♀️

The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!

[onstoryladders]

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

[official-lucifers-child]

[catarimint]

The brainrot has evolved.

Oh man, I read the crossover comic, and I am living

[dwayne-thespock-johnson]

Brits fucked it up so bad I feel like a role player when I tell people I'm irish. No I don't have an accent I was born and raised in America. No I don't speak Irish it's been nearly eradicated from our people. No I can't move to Ireland I'm poor as a fucking motherless sow. No I don't care about Saint paddy he was a colonialist pig. Fuck man I barely even know my own culture I'm still learning it.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup