imma stick my balls in sum 1000 island dressing

cuz i got depression

[thespoonmissioner]

[laughburnscalories]

[bisonwings]

happy new year

[welovenappyhair]

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being in a public restroom

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

being in a public

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

thinking

[delusion-of-negation]

wen u zoom in

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

I love this post

[eee-in]

love

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

It just keeps getting better

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

overused captions

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

Tumblr’s new layout

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tumblr

[1nvisibl3]

the internet

[tomche]

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

[keepthekettleon]

reblogging

[whitehotforevr]

What language are you fluent in?

silence 

[dailytwitterposts]

[cherishtozier]

[horrorsoflife]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

isn’t this the same person 

[theonlykaybye]

what did she do for animals to hate her

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

holy fuck

[whitepeopletwitter]

[morefunthanb4]

[thebootydiaries]

[glowedwoc-deactivated20170406]

Okay but who says i totally bombed that exam? muslims do this to get attention lmao and then be like HOW DARE YOU MISUNDERSTAND ME

[thebootydiaries]

…….everyone? “that movie was a total bomb at the box office”? “had an interview and i bombed it”? ????¿¿¿

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[murallamuerta]

[starlightandtears]

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

[borntomezmer-deactivated2021011]

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

[starlightandtears]

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

[thisisnotacatblog]

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

[tastefullyoffensive]