Mar 24, 2022
the losers club, probably
stan: so yeah, i have a crush on richie. right? what the fuck?
ben: wait, wait.. i have a crush on richie too. weird.
mike: is this news to you guys? we all have crushes on richie.
bev: wait, what? what do you me- oh fuck
bill: i definitely don’t have a crush on richie.
stan: seriously just think about it for a second. i was mortified too.
bill: no, i definitely don- oh my god
eddie: join the club assholes i’ve been in love with richie this whole time
ben: well what now?
richie, running over, out of breath: i… i have a suggestion
all: no
