bitch with some thoughts

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[goobersplat]

Super Mario World “Color Me” Yoshi, Peach, and Mario Plushes

[bitchboyhours]

Why does mario have yellow nipples

[magicalastronomies]

other drivers would acknowledge a bricker

[magicalastronomies]

[accidentallyadorable]

In the days of spring cleaning (or summer cleaning, whatever!), let me suggest an odd place to donate very odd things:

Your local zoo!

Zoos need a WIDE variety of goodies for enrichment. Did you know zookeepers keep a stash of spices for providing interesting smells for hoofstock, large carnivores, and primates?

What about that random string of lights you don't really want anymore but also they're kinda grubby so you feel bad about donating them to a thrift store? Keepers will place string lights outside of many different species' enclosures for enrichment - I see it most for birds and elephants! And keepers are used to things being a little grubby so don't worry about that!!

Best way to check is to see if they have a wish list on their website. This will include a lot of stuff they'd like new, but also pleeeeenty of stuff they'd be okay with used. (Paper bags are often on there so save your paper bags for a zookeeper!) Then, you'll often drop it off at their customer service desk upfront or the wish list will tell you specifically.

Declutter and enrich an animal today!

[animentality]

[zebruh]

the post I stole this from got reblog turned off but I wanted to rb it so here

[talon-dragonbeast]

daily affirmations for college students

im doing great

my teeth and claws are very sharp

i can kill ai with my mind

the professor is more scared of me than i am of them

theres no surprise test on friday

no one can tell i have a tumblr blog

my roommates dont hate me

salmon burguers on sale

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[trumanblondie]

Panic! At The Disco was born because three catholics and a mormon were horny and upset at their parents.

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[irwinnoway-v2]

5sos love chobani

[ruinedchildhood]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[strangetikigod]

[ruinedchildhood]

THE GRINCH WAS REALLY OUT HERE WITH HIS GRUSSY OUT

[spitbruise]

The guy driving the EverGiven:

[why-lamp]

I still wish they would put the boat back in the canal

[tinkerbelldetective]

That awkward Suez Canal moment of being in two different editions of 'We Didn't Start the Fire'.

[benevolentbirdgal]

ONE dude drove the excavator to dig out the Ever Given and they haven’t paid his overtime yet for working five 21 hour days

So I know the Ever Given has wiggled out of the news cycle, but I learned something incredible on the radio today and verified it with a written source: there was one guy, Abdullah Abdul-Gawad, driving the excavator for up to 21 hours a day for five days.

He apparently disliked the memes, and per business insider, was driven by the memes and the jokes to prove he could dislodge it. 

“To him, it felt as if ‘everyone was just making fun of it,’ he said. ‘And that was what made me so determined,’ he continued. ‘I was like, you know, you’re making fun of me. So I’m absolutely going to prove that I can do this.’”

One dude moved the dirt for the Ever Given. Driven by spite and three hours of sleep a night, max. And while the lawsuits have started, he hasn’t been paid his overtime yet. 

Isn’t that wild? 

[thoughtsfromthewindowsill]

I feel like Tumblr would appreciate the fact that, at the maritime folk music festival I'm at, one of the performers just sang a song about the Evergiven getting stuck

[stabbymcstabsy]