Memoirs of a Teenage Insomniac

I'm 19. I like pizza 🍕 and books 📚📖 and cats 😸 and quiet nights when its raining and you can curl up by yourself 💦 and mellow music that makes you feel good in a weird sorta way 🎶🎼and girls with tattoos but most of all I like not giving a fuck✌ Venting blog.

[bitchemcphee]

[bitchemcphee]

The only thing "swole" on my body is my damn lip. Okbye

[princen-jasper]

“There are no trigger warnings in real life”

“The real world is cruel, get over it.”

My boyfriend is triggered by Christmas and Christmas music. We were in a restaurant, and Christmas music was playing, and he started panicking so he went outside for a cigarette. The manager of the restaurant overheard him saying he had to get out, and changed the music over for the rest of the time we were there. There are safe spaces in the real world. People are nicer than you think. And bullshit people who try to tell you to get over your triggers, ain’t shit.

[blackness-by-your-side]

word

[ohcoolaslug]

don’t forget ya gotta PAY FOR PARKING

[bitchemcphee]

Melanie martinez accusations... Thoughts???

[dirty-diamondss]

I want a girl that wraps me up in her arms and kisses me, because she knows I need it. Without any words. I want that real shit.

[bitchemcphee]

New concept: the "my mental illness is tearing apart my marriage and every stable relationship I've ever had" starter pack.

[bitchemcphee]

[thepleasuregoblin]

“Shapeshifting, but only once” is still one of the funniest concepts to me

[super-metroid]

[bitchemcphee]

I think I’m dying someone help

[bitchemcphee]

This week I’ve slept 6 hours total. Worked two 15 hour shifts and attended all of my classes. Am I socially acceptable yet mom?

[bitchemcphee]

BITCHEMCPHEE✖️™

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

This is the money nigga.

It only appears every 587,432,258,943 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

if you not black and you reblog this you 100% going to hell

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Exactly

[dagrungedoll]

I just want to say that this shit WORKS i was not expecting a check from my job that I quit a few weeks ago. REBLOG THIS SHIT

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

The reddest of all flags ladies and gentlemen

[aswefollowthelights]

YIIIIIIIIKESSSSSSSS

[lizardtitties]

If your boyfriend, girlfriend, or even just an overly protective friend says anything like this to you in response to you going out, please dump them immediately. They will argue with you, they will be hurt that you don’t appreciate how much they care, they will have some reason you make them act like that, they may even have a sob story about being cheated on or having trust issues that makes you feel sorry for them or guilty. Don’t listen to any of it, and walk away immediately. They will absolutely go off the deep end and try to get you back with apologies and threats to you or themselves. Do not listen to it, tell people what’s going on, and cut off all contact. This is not loving, caring behaviour, this is dangerous manipulation.

[soleil-moon-bye]

DUMP HIM

[goldnpoc]

This is emotional abuse

[blackmodel]

ew lmfao wish a nigga would

[bitchemcphee]

I went through this for years thinking it was normal. Sigh.

[bitchemcphee]

All Fucked Up by: Amity Affliction your welcome.

[bitchemcphee]

The "I want you to hold me but i literally fucking hate you" aesthetic

[bitchemcphee]

The really heavy rain makes me calm in a "i wish everyone was dead" sorta way.