Hello.

fern; twenty four; hertfordshire; uk.

[buckfosses-deactivated20170201]

good

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i like this story because a cop was shot but nobody will get in trouble for shooting the cop and some children got to calmly play with a dog

[cosed]

nobody talks about it but like the fact that glasses exist is literally insane

[cosed]

put fucking melted sand in front of your eyeballs and now stuff stops being blurry??? and someone figured this out fuckin hundreds of years ago?

[gharibajameel]

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

[hapalopus]

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

[catgirl-kaiju]

B R O O K L Y N S U P R E M E

[everythingfox]

Adorable murder weapon

[perfectshadow06]

*DEAD*

[catasters]

[dolichomorph]

THIS CATS NAME IS SPECIAL BUSINESS AND I LOVE HER AS IF SHE WERE MY OWN

[etct-deactivated20240208]

Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[callmebliss]

I gotta ask, what were you searching for that you dug up such a gem?

[etct-deactivated20240208]

It was honestly something like “fucking Bingo boy when the binga bonga bling” i can tell you exactly when i get home

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[fatehbaz]

hmm

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i couldn’t sleep last night because i was haunted, thinking about the implications of this response:

[everythingfox]

“I rescued a pregnant street dog and her babies really enjoy hiding.”

(Source)

[robotcorsair]

Translation: My kids all like hiding now. I have one kid here… Where’s the rest? *baby voice* Where’s all the children? Where’s all the babies? Everyone’s coming out of their hiding places, guys! Oh fuck! Look at this! Look at these beautiful children!

[bax16]

@superstuporsblog @woody112704 @advanced-procrastination @momentspause @offthebeatenpathtexas

[woody112704]

I loves them

[decaffeinatedkingdomman]

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[hiddlesherethereeverywhere]

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

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DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

[frithislord]

Always reblog

[sfitty]

I’d just like to say be rather wary of the whole mom with kids tip. Not all abusers are lone males in white vans, and that idea could be used as a potential lure.

That child might not be that woman’s.

[dorminchu]

This!

[zagreus]

[zagreus]

[visual-infinity]

Tagging and blood tests for bison. Just to give you an idea of how big they are, this male weighs around 3,000 lbs

[byelacey]

holy shit, how big is the bison then

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dailylaughsforyou]

40 people who learned about karma the hard way (x)

[thenatsdorf]

“Leave this door open, please.” (via chickithebird)

[bebaslun]

Yasss

[everythingfox]